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74668852 No.74668852 [Reply] [Original]

My programmer gf

>> No.74668938

>>74668852
Fuck off she’s mine!

>> No.74669037

This girl is a psychopath.

>> No.74669129

>>74668852
>>74668938
two autistic people cant be a couple without it ending in disaster, no-one here should have her

>> No.74670660

>>74668852
Any woman that claims to know assembly actually has a penis.

>> No.74670782

>>74670660
she has loads of them, arranged in order of colur and size standing neatly on a shelf

>> No.74671235
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Jelly thread!

>> No.74671450

>>74670782
all mine btw

>> No.74671624
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Reminder that Jelly is Casually Male at 53%.

>> No.74672490

>>74668852
Tell me about Jelly. What is she like?

>> No.74672627
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>>74672490
AWAWAWAWAWAWA

>> No.74672792

>>74670660
My mom used to teach programming at school.

>> No.74672822 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.74672938

>>74668852
Is this the NTR thread or an anti thread? Either way KYS for targeting her op

>> No.74672983

>>74672490
she has the personality and body of an autistic little boy genius

>> No.74672999

>>74672822
Kek

>> No.74673032

>>74672938
This is unironically her actual fans

>> No.74674687
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>> No.74674875

>>74669037
she's only likely a psychopath, I like those odds

>> No.74675085

>>74672792
your mother is your father

>> No.74675218
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74675218

I just think Jelly's neat!

>> No.74675781
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>>74675218
Excellent post.

>> No.74676463
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74676463

JERRY

>> No.74676487

A model really makes a difference.

>> No.74677930

>>74669129
>two autistic people cant be a couple without it ending in disaster
Explain my parents then, faggot.

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>> No.74678299

>>74677930
you're the disaster

>> No.74678306

>>74672490
>Tell me about Jelly. What is she like?
She is like a man you can have sex and get married (with 5 children) without being gay.

>> No.74678736
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Jelly "a woman's purpose in life is to be a mother" Hoshiumi.

>> No.74679498

>>74677930
>>74678299
right over the plate kek

>> No.74679774

>>74678736
>"Okay, why do you want children?"
>"Because children are cute."
Very based

>> No.74679823

>>74678736
Any woman who believes they can subvert that is thier purpose is fighting against 3.5 billion years of evolution and instinct. Almost every woman I've met as soon as they hit 30 no matter how much they said they didn't want kids is sucker punched in the ovaries by hormones in one way or another. Some buy a cat some buy a dog and start putting them in clothes but it's an inevitable they want a baby put in them. It's why a woman's sex drive is the highest right at 35 it's nature's Hail Mary to get the woman pregnant

>> No.74680302

>>74668852
What can she code? Knowing how to make a platformer in Scratch doesn't count.

>> No.74680413
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>>74680302
She played TIS-100 for 5 hours on stream.

>> No.74680523

>>74679774
She likes little boys

>> No.74683594
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>> No.74684302
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>>74672490
AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

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>> No.74685022

>>74684395
man i haven't played H&H in forever, i wonder when the next new world is...

>> No.74687182

>>74680523
Who in phase doesn’t?

>> No.74687253

>>74668852
>THEY
>DO NOT
>KNOW

>> No.74687418

>>74668852
>my programming gf
Phase cuck lmao

>> No.74687523
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>>74685022
I'm not touching that shit until they do something about botting and custom clients. I get there's no perfect solution to botting, but theirs is "yeah just go nuts, we won't ban you for it".

>> No.74687626

>>74668852
Post her best streams

>> No.74687935

>>74672490
one of many good phase girls

>> No.74688213

>>74687523
that's one of my favorite parts honestly.
writing my own scripts for a custom client for me and my villagemates to use became a game in itself when the actual game got too tedious. hell, without my script to mass produce and gild clothes for high slots, linens alone would have put my mouse dangerously near it's 100mil click limit.

>> No.74689027

>>74688213
Turning a blind eye to botting always was the dev's way of having a band-aid fix for the tedium in the game. Maybe in 10 years when they're done with "object controlled objects", they'll work on making the game fun to play without a CS degree.

>> No.74689712

>>74687935
>good
>phase cucknect
pick one

>> No.74689818

>>74689027
that's fair. even with a CS degree the only thing keeping it fun for me was a dedicated married couple of scandinavian autists handling village logistics and raising their IRL newborns who they eventually taught to start playing with us

>> No.74691347

>>74687935
>many
there are like 3 good ones

>> No.74696926

>>74668852
proof?

>> No.74698206
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74698206

Jelly beans!

>> No.74699409

>>74696926
its a 3 day if you show her 'mod'

>> No.74701109
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74701109

JELLY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfoP8RzmvDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfoP8RzmvDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfoP8RzmvDM

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>>74701109

>> No.74703571

>>74668852
How good of a programmer she is?

>> No.74705058

Jelly is having sex with me.

>> No.74709401

>>74684302
Imagine the blowjobs

>> No.74712008

>>74669037
Oh brother

>> No.74713396

>>74698206
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhggggggg

>> No.74713638

>>74703571
Imagine if djb were a cute anime girl.

>> No.74715758

>>74689712
>nijisister raid script slop
discarded

>> No.74715818

>>74691347
bet you're excluding Dizzy and you shouldn't, she's hilarious. so is Panko.

>> No.74716285

>>74715818
Panko is racist though. She just uses esl card to avoid problems.

>> No.74716418

>>74716285
what maintains racial diversity if not racism? diversity is good right? ergo, racism is good.

>> No.74720670

>>74668852
cute

>> No.74721473

>>74668852
>Phase
Her career was over before it even started

>> No.74722993

>>74672627
>AWAWAWAWAWAWA
AWAWAWAWAWAWA

>> No.74724577
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>> No.74727563

>>74668852
she cute

>> No.74728359
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74728359

>>74668852
Are you Lumi?

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Don't open

>> No.74731488

>>74678030
I don't usually watch her but this looks like a good model for chill streams when she's not tryharding. Kind of wasted on some Alice meme.

>> No.74735640

>>74668852
Stop shilling this bitch

>> No.74736011

>>74670660
a lot of programmers in the early days were women, anon

>> No.74736425
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>> No.74737857

>>74668852
Ok, i scrolled down to the bottom of the thread and i didnt see a single sexy picture so i guess she is not that good.

>> No.74739368

>>74670660
Assembly is a mandatory subject in CS, anon. And women make up about half of CS students.

>> No.74739434
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>>74737857
https://files.catbox.moe/hjompa.png

>> No.74739506

>>74672490
Monkey

>> No.74739620
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74739620

>>74672490
anger issues

>> No.74739758

>>74739368
>>74736011
Both of these posters just straight up lied and no one called them out.

>> No.74740014

>>74739758
A half is a bit exaggerated, but they do make about a third of CS students, at least at the university I attend.

>> No.74740193

>>74736011
>>74739758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_computing

>> No.74740545
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74740545

>>74728359
You know, i've never really noticed how slutty Jelly's outfit is. Now i can't stop thinking about "it".

>> No.74740670

jerry a cute!
CUTE!

>> No.74740739

>>74713638
dsp?

>> No.74741086

>>74728359
Lemon women loves her tard wife!!

>> No.74741101
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>>74740545
The exposed armpits are what did it for me.

>> No.74741460

>>74740014
when I studied CS women were about 40% of the class
The professor "mentored" a handful of attractive girls who got the best scores in the class
The university organized a programming competition separate from the professor who was helping them.
They got absolutely destroyed by me and the other fat autists
that professor and those girls fucking hated us for the rest of tat year

>> No.74743815
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>>74680523
I'm little boys

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>> No.74745055

>>74672490
To kill her own growth she streamed learning assembly code. And she'll do it again.

>> No.74745502

>>74672627
>>74672983
>>74678306
>>74684302
>>74687935
>>74739506
>>74739620
Thank you anons. Your oshi sounds cute, yet terrifying. I will check her out!

>> No.74745752

>>74677930
>ending in disaster
you're the end result after all.

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>> No.74746610
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me on the left

>> No.74747165

>>74746610
>Progammer
I don't get it

>> No.74747406

>>74747165
you on the right

>> No.74747408

>>74747165
phonetically, pro gam-mer is pro gamer with the m dragged out from the gam into the er

>> No.74748740
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10 days without Jerry...

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>>74748740

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>>74748740
you have no idea what true suffering is...

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>>74748740
I've never felt parasocial before
send help

>> No.74751247

>>74672490
She plays Minecraft better than me, and even knows how 2 autismo mods, that already makes her hotter than my previous Oshi who couldn't even figure how to saddle a horse.

>> No.74751561
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>>74751247
Her minecraft autism is great. I know a lot of people ended up not enjoying the minecraft arc but listening to her ramble about that mod was cute.

>> No.74751847
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74751847

>>74751561
nta but I don't even remotely like minecraft or tower defense games
If Jerry is streaming I am watching
simple as

>> No.74752102

>>74751561
I don't really like those mods at all, I just like to make houses and go around walking or killing stuff, kinda interesting to see Jelly go into deep rants about something usually a dude would know.

>> No.74753411

>>74683594
Name of the musical composition presented here?

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>> No.74756739
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74756739

she seems like the type to stimulate your prostate without asking

>> No.74756916

>>74756739
I think that's most of the phase girls

>> No.74757326
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>>74756916
yes but jelly would optimize your prostate stimulation

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>>74740545
The outfit is pretty much a dress designed for easy access missionary
I don't know how any outfit can have more coverage while still remaining as easy to frontally sex as pure panties
The back of the dress even operates as a cushion, so you can take her straight on a concrete sidewalk

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