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>You have full authority over EN branch
>But there is a catch
>Time limit 1 year
>Can only graduate 3 members and no termination
>Can only debut 1 gen and (only 3 members if woman only, 5 if its male or a mix)
Can you do it anon?

>> No.74669823

>>74668443
Yes, Graduate the head of NIJI EN and make him the bully.

>> No.74670058

>>74668443
Anyone with half a brain knows NijiEN is done for.
Brand reputation is in the shitter
A portion of the liver organs remaining are a bunch of cunts, bullies and backstabbers.
Chinese sisters are done with Vox, Luca and Hex after recent drama.
Male viewers left with Pomu and Selen.
Youtube network algorithm unusable after all the dislike bombs on all their channels.

>> No.74670169

>Graduate Elira, Enna and Luca
>Make Vox's life a living hell, restricting him from everything
>Hire a "mixed" gen. Four GFE menheras and one femboy with female avatar.
>Tardwrangle the shit out of them
>All five are required to do an ASMR with countdown every month on members
>Previous gens are prohibited from collabing with them, unless it's Rosemi

>> No.74670319

>>74668443
>saving trash
no thanks but we must accelerate!

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74670642

>>74668443
>>You have full authority over EN branch
>>But there is a catch

Then you don't have full authority. NijiEN can't be saved by playing games. It has a death sentence and no one wants to pardon it.

>> No.74671148

>>74668443
Buy more yachts

>> No.74671219

>>74668443
damn this is impossible

>> No.74671322
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>>74668443
I'm sorry dataminer-kun, but this ship sailed away long ago.

>> No.74671513

>>74668443
>remove any chuubas from managerial duties
>poach one Holo or Phase manager to teach the rest what being a manager is like
>get EN managers if they haven't already
>learn what a sponsorship is
>tell existing chuubas to either go full whore or shut their whore mouths like Holo does
>make Enna a vsinger chuuba only or fire her
>reorganize the old waves into functional units
>renegotiate contracts so the chuubas can actually survive with current numbers

>> No.74671691

>>74668443
There's literally nothing to save. The brand is worth 0, the talents have zero growth potential left. It would unironically be easier to start a new branch from zero than to catch this falling knife.

>> No.74671754

>>74668443
Graduate Rosemi, Scarle and Vivi
Debut !Yuko, !Camila, that RWBY Vtuber, Tony the Tiger and The Annoying Orange

>> No.74671831

>>74670169
>>Hire a "mixed" gen. Four GFE menheras and one femboy with female avatar.
>>Tardwrangle the shit out of them
>>All five are required to do an ASMR with countdown every month on members
The goal is to save it, not sink the yacht even further.

>> No.74671892

>>74671831
Not my problem, we're going down like fucking kings.

>> No.74672020

>Release the organs from the mentally handicapped JP rules.
>Give them managers that speak English
>Give them managers that care
>Don't put any organ in a management position

>> No.74672042

>>74668443
am i playing as riku? do i have access to a rope?

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doesnt this ever get boring?

>> No.74672376

Difficult but maybe something like this might work.
>Graduate Elira, Luca and Vox
>Put both Enna and Millie in the doghouse. No streams or Twitter interactions. Just turn enna into a vsinger. If they don't like it then make them do a Roa (technically not a graduation) and exile both.
>rebrand to be more cgdct friendly by debuting an all girls wave. The initial reception to Vivi tells me that it's still possible.
>Actually scout this time. Poach Hololive's entire scouting team if you have to (I have no idea why the rest of the industry hasn't tried to do this yet)
>Have actual managers assigned to everyone.
Even doing that may only be enough to keep them on life support though..

>> No.74672439

>>74668443
>Fire everyone that was involved in nijien

>> No.74672459

>>74672376
>The initial reception to Vivi tells me that it's still possible.
The initial reception to Vivi was turning her into a 2view while /vt/ gushed about her for like a week without watching her. As sad as it is, they're done with the male audience.

>> No.74672493
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there is no fixing this any color made this bed now they will have to sleep in it

>> No.74672619

>>74668443
>Get rid of Luca ASAP, ideally via a Yugo-style "graduation" so it doesn't seem like he's getting off scot-free
>Fire the branch's upper management, then replace them with people who aren't fucking lazy and will support the talents properly
>"Thoroughly review" whatever documents Selen sent to see if any of the organs were actually bullies. If so, use the remaining two graduations to force out the two worst offenders and hope that's enough to scare the lesser bullies straight. If it turns out that the organs are innocent and it was solely management's fault, leave the other two graduation slots open for whoever wants out the most
>Force all remaining talents to study basic fucking PR so they'll stop extending the drama by saying stupid shit online
>Treat the talents better. Cut it out with the whole "you're nothing without the company" bullshit. Encourage them to pursue projects, organize events, etc. and make sure to provide appropriate support when they do
>Promote the newest waves (who are less involved in the drama and therefore not as radioactive) harder via merch, sponsors, and events
>Once everything above is in place and the drama has died down a bit, hire a new wave of 5. 3 girls, 2 boys. Screen them heavily to make sure they won't cause problems. Invest in properly hyping up their debuts so they don't flop too badly, then tardwrangle them as hard as possible so they don't yab and fuck things up
Still not guaranteed to actually *save* the branch, but it would at least improve the situation and might keep them afloat longer.

>> No.74672932

>>74672459
I was more thinking about rebranding it to be more Male audience friendly while at the same time filtering out the remaining sister audience. If NijiEn wants to actually cater to the western audience (which was their actual purpose to begin with) then they need to shed that femcel audience as much as possible. We've had enough time since Luxiems debut to determine the demand for male vtubers in the west and the conclusion at this point is that it just doesn't work. Theirs too much competition across all fronts and unlike female streamers, you actually have competent male streamers across all platforms. The barrier for streaming for dudes is so low that choosing to be a vtuber doesn't really make sense unless you're either a sexpest or just flat out boring.

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>>74668443
>The Clique spamming threads to crowdsource managerial decisions.
They're really getting desperate as Q4 draws to a close. No, we're not going to write your investor report for you.

>> No.74673218

>>74672932
I think they're done either way but as much as people here meme NijiCN, I think it would unironically make more sense to force the men to learn mandarin and make them all in the chink fujo audience and just have a second try at the western audience in a fresh branch. The NijiEN name is so pozzed its actually worse than nothing.

>> No.74673324

>>74668443
>Debut one new gen of 3 women
>promote them and only them
>official accounts only ever mention them
>They are forbidden from interacting with old members and vice versa
>They get 3d lives, debut songs, unique merch, the works
it would cost a lot of money and not make it back right away but it'd start to turn around the reputation

>> No.74673329

>>74670058
>Youtube network algorithm unusable after all the dislike bombs
the curation algorithm that recommends stuff is always updated, and i don't think that likes/dislikes really effects things anymore.

>> No.74673474

>>74672932
This. Rebranding is the only way for en to go forward to do that you need to graduate all the trouble maker, contain all the fujo on the luxiem and debuting a new gen all female and giving that gen full suport and restrict their interaction with a other troublesome members

>> No.74673541

>>74673329
dislikes do affect your channel in the algorithm. the idea that they dont was a lie put out by Rooster Teeth trying to hide the fact they were dying

>> No.74673548

>>74668443
> Contract an International lawyer with experience with youtube/twitch contracts to revamp all contracts to assure a fair contract for the talents and make an empty draft of the contract public.
> Hire a Full-time manager for every 3 talents and a general manager for the team, all of them with experience in managerial positions for youtube/twitch talents.
> Review the previous terminations/graduations to evaluate the problems, and make a public apology to the former talents if needed. Contracting a PR team if necessary.
> Hire a creative team with a 3D modeler, a creative designer, a music producer and a merchandise professional.
> Create an internal HR system with HR and therapy professionals to deal with past and present problems and help the talents with their confidence.
> Guide the talents to create better content for the viewers, expedite permissions, work harder to generate brand deals for the branch, create quality 3D events often for talents and the branch.
> Debut a 3 female gamer wave.

With the investment, a proper understanding management and some humanity you can turn around the situation relatively easy in 6 months.

>> No.74673577

>>74668443
For God's sake anon, give me at least 4 graduations, Since i already going to kick Elira, Enna and Luca, i need the 4th as a wildcard

>> No.74673641

>>74668443
My first move is to rape Rosemi

>> No.74673644

>>74673474
People aren't going to return to the girls with the men right there though. If they want to bring male viewers back then at the very least they need a split like hololive/holostars has. "We're in the same branch but won't flirt trust me bro" won't cut it anymore.

>> No.74673776

>>74668443
I've been saying EN was a mistake from the very beginning, why would I?

>> No.74673839

Fuck your rules. Fire Enna and ban her name

>> No.74673843

>>74668443
Assuming that I'm Riku, I'll buy another yacht, parasail away on a golden parachute, and invest in an AI scam.

>> No.74674234

I'm surprised that no one mentioned this yet. Absolute first step
>Make amends with NotSelen
It doesn't matter who you debut or fire, until you do this, no one will give NijiEN the time of day until NotSelen says "I forgive Nijisanji". Pay her a settlement of some sort, give public apology and have her make a positive statement. Boom, your growth can begin again. After that
>New Gen, full on GFE girls
>Graduate Elira, Enna, Millie to move away from their reputation
>Tardwrangle everyone and hire actual managers
>No more mixed collabs
>Work on perm management and project management, no more 1 year long project estimates
They won't be at 22/23 levels of ccv/donos but they'll be ok

>> No.74675444

>>74671892
>Not my problem, we're going down like fucking kings.

Oh, now your posts makes sense.

>> No.74675577

>>74668443
yeah, pivot hard and sell onaholes and dildos of your talents. force B/GFE, have them pretend to date and say wild shit so people watch just to see what happens, turn it into a fucking reality show in real time but with vtubers.

>> No.74676245

>>74670169
>>Make Vox's life a living hell, restricting him from everything
If you want to make Vox leave without graduating him just send his logs to the brit equivalent of the FBI.

>> No.74676358

>>74676245
in bongistan? he'd be given a lifetime job at the BBC

>> No.74676517

>>74676245
I'm not trained in PR, but I doubt that a vtuber graduating/getting fired because he's going to fucking jail is a winning move for Niji's reputation.

>> No.74676738

>>74673644
NTA but doing a TEMPUS treatment/rebrand for an all girls wave might work for them, ironically enough. To their detriment, Tempus actually succeeded in turning into this weird branch where they technically are still Holostars but aren't "really Holostars". The amount of bad blood that would come from it though would feed dramatubers for months.

>> No.74681115

>>74668443
no.

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