/sci/ - Science & Math

RIP Josef

least is carl sagan, i'd rank him lower than EK

>>4458627
Good. He was my least favorite tripfag.

>>4458627
Josef was an autistic faggot pretentious cunt. Fuck off.

Axiom: <span class="math">All[/spoiler] <span class="math">tripfags[/spoiler] <span class="math">are[/spoiler] <span class="math">self[/spoiler] <span class="math">glorifying[/spoiler] <span class="math">assholes[/spoiler] <span class="math">who[/spoiler] <span class="math">are[/spoiler] <span class="math">brilliant[/spoiler].

>>4458629
You cannot rank me lower than a whore. Fuck off.

>>4458635

>who are brilliant

lolno

>>4458639
fraid so

carl sagan and his other trips, i'd have to say.

>>4458631
>>4458633
DIAF

>>4458639
OH!!
and you as well then, cunt!

>>4458650
He has others?

>>4458639
>look how easily I can be trolled guys!

and it's because I'm a tripfagging attention whore with a "reputation" to defend

>>4458650
My other trips? What other trips? Anonymous is not a trip, you fucking retard.

>>4458655
Go suck a bag of dicks.

>>4458659
A SCIENTIST cannot be trolled. Take yuor childish garbage to /b/.

>>4458657
probably not, its just that old paranoid-anon trick of accusing all tripfags of being a hivemind for some reason.

>>4458655
Show me one quality post you whore. You had better shit than him. He never explained anything. He just mumbled math that he ripped out of a book and posted it on here. He didn't even understand 1st month 1st year undergrad shit

>>4458657
for a while he was richard feynmann

>>4458663
>Go suck a bag of dicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

>>4458670
Yeah right. You would enjoy that, wouldn't you? You'd love to suck a bag of dicks. Because your a whore.

>>4458675
*you're
and no, obviously.
(FYI, its basically just a hard fleshy appendage, its no different to sucking a finger, except nobody gets off on having their finger sucked, thats why we dont do it.)

TN5 is a pretty cool guy

>>4458682
its your, I spelled it write you fucktard

They're all terrible.

What ?

Seriously ? People, if you know several tripfags, what they usually post, and some of their opinions, you need to think hard about the time your losing on 4chan.

Without seeming arrogant (a genius of course is always modest) I can call myself the best tripfag of /sci/.

>>4458689
>its your, I spelled it write you fucktard
>"your a whore"
>part of your property is 'a whore'
<<<

>>4458691
Who can you consider the second best tripfag of /sci/?

>>4458694
>EK falls for a level 1 carl sagan troll

>>4458694
EK still gets trolled even without a trip

>>4458695
probably blackman, he's cool

>>4458694
dumb scotsman

>>4458697
>>4458700
>prove a retard wrong
>'fall for a troll'
pick one

>>4458694
>>your
>>write
>and you still didn't realize it's a troll

>>4458707
>write
..fuck, i missed that

>>4458706

>>4458695
I am the second best as well. My genius brilliancy is so enormous that I can occupy several ranks. Just my modest and honest opinion. (Note that "opinion" in my case means fact, because all my opinions are logically deduced from universall axioms.)

Favorite: Blackman
Least favorite: Harriet

>>4458713

>>4458717

>universall

>>4458717
Okay, without your occupancy of several ranks, who comes in next? Who is the worst tripfag?

>>4458722
You passed my test. The spelling error was intentional of course. (>implying a genius makes mistakes)

>>4458718
least favourite?
how come?

best: mad scientist

worst: the rest of you attention-grubbing subpar fags.

>>4458717

I have a new Axiom.

Axiom 2: <span class="math">Any[/spoiler] <span class="math">tripfag[/spoiler] <span class="math">who[/spoiler] <span class="math">claims[/spoiler] <span class="math">superiority[/spoiler] <span class="math">is[/spoiler] <span class="math">superior[/spoiler] <span class="math">until[/spoiler] <span class="math">otherwise[/spoiler] <span class="math">proven[/spoiler] <span class="math">wrong[/spoiler]

>>4458734

That's a postulate not an axiom you twat

>>4458725
Let's assume all other tripfags are clones of the same person. Is it then worth ranking them?

>>4458734

Any tripfag who claims superiority after another tripfag has claimed superiority is superior to the original tripfag. However, the original tripfag is still superior since he was never proven wrong (Axiom 2).

Therefore any tripfags who claim superiority are always superior to any one person who has not yet claimed superiority.

Since non-tripfags cannot claim superiority (claiming means ownership means a name means tripfag), All tripfags are superior to all anons once they claim superiority... until proven wrong.

>>4458701
lol I was afk for 10 minutes and already some wannabe troll impersonate me

@Ek your still dumb

>>4458747
Your logic is flawless. One day you might become a genius as well.

>>4458751
>your
and yeh, it was me

>>4458743
Clones of who? Are you claiming that a Scotsman, in proper time, with a fixed world line, is capable of coherent posting at a near infinite-interval, bypassing all spam filters, and interacting with himself under a time loop?

>>4458757
well fuck you

don't u dare to rustle my jimmies

1.) Who is EK?

2.) >>4458756
People "become" geniuses? I highly doubt that

>>4458758
im pretty sure only me, haz, bane, pifag, GL etc are accused of being 'the scotsman' (the SAME scotsman...)

..oh, and teacup.

>>4458764
> Who is EK?
me.
i used to be a tripfag

>>4458758
I could explain it to you, but I'm sure your human intelligence is not enough to understand it. Though you're going in the right direction. Do some deeper research on your level.

>>4458764
People can become people. Or they can become geniuses. Theoretically no big difference. Theoretically.

CNS. It's a shame he's not around anymore. TN5 is pretty cool too.

>>4458775
CNS doesnt post anymore??

>>4458765
Out of interest, why do you keep mentioning "bane", a poster who set up his tripcode for exactly one thread on one day about a year ago and who never showed up again?

>>4458777
I haven't seen him in ages.

>>4458778
dunno
i think thats one of the ones i was accused of being.
havent seen him post in ages though.

Mad Scientist is awesome.
Every other tripcunt sucks

>>4458775
I'm alive. I'm just a bit busy is all.

>>4458783
>Mad Scientist is awesome.
yep
>Every other tripcunt sucks
nah, some are OK

>>4458787
YAY!!
busy doing what?

/r/ing the copypasta with all of the good tripfags/bad ones that some oldfag posted. I saw it but never saved it.

>>4458787
Awesome!

>>4458788
Stuff for my work. The deadline for my dissertation is getting closer, and I still have some analyses that I need to finalize, and some papers to finish.

>>4458790
I know what you mean. That copypasta sucks, itincludes posters that are not active anymore and it excludes some active posters.

>>4458803
oh shit, dissertation.. i best get on with mine as well. thanks for the reminder, hun.

>>4458807
good luck!

Fav: Mad Scientist (pic related)

least fav: Angry Simians guy

>mfw this thread is still here
further proof /sci/ is about feeding egos

>>4458807
>EK
>a graduate student
pick one

>>4458814
thanks, should be fine, i still have time.

>>4458821
not yet, but i will be.

>>4458828
>dissertation
>in undergrad
pick one

Based on your habits, I'd be amazed if you even get a degree in the 4-year norm

>>4458839
3rd years do a dissertation, they do where i am, anyway (UK-fag)

Why does everyone here like Mad Scientist? All he does it copypasta news articles and start annoying not-science "SeaBro" threads... What the actual fuck?

>>4458790
Have a better one:

Good science posters:
CNS
TN5
Psistar
the Emma Stone guy
that one pony fag who knows higher math
Josef

Annoying but not really bad:
MadScientist
Inurdaes
valjean
GL
Pascal
Krakengineer

Shitposters:
EK
Harriet
mathgenius
Carl Sagan
Teacup
the violent simians guy
TheTemplarKnightOfStuffTemperature
Richard Feynmann
Blackman

>>4458839
she's not even in college.
she claims to zoology major but doesn't know the most basic zoology material.

you can lie about a lot of things online, knowledge isn't one of them.

>>4458846
>emma stone guy isnt even a tripfag
>mfw you put GL as mid tier and teacup as shit tier
>mfw they are the same person
>mfw im (EK) not a tripfag either, so i shouldnt even be on these lists

>>4458853
>she claims to zoology major but doesn't know the most basic zoology material.
ahahah!
oh really?
which of my posts are you basing that on?

>>4458855
You should learn to read. I said "posters", not "tripfags". The violent simians guy isn't a tripfag either.

>>4458855
LOL? You aren't a tripfag? You have got to be fucking kidding me. You don't post anonymously, you publicly announce who you are with your shit reaction images. It's like you didn't even drop the trip.

>>4458863
who the fuck is that?

>>4458864
no i fucking dont, you have pretty much no idea which posts are mine

>>4458846
Thanks, saved for newfriend reference

>>4458860
your discussions of the definition of life as well as the evolutionary basis for the shape of the human penis come to mind right off the bat.

>>4458869
>oh thankyou anon, im too fucking retarded to make my own opinions, so i'll just rely on yours

>>4458867
>ou have pretty much no idea which posts are mine

>>4458871
>the evolutionary basis for the shape of the human penis come to mind right off the bat.
actually i stole that of SMBC
<<<

>>4458878
okay, let me increase my sample size

What is your list?

>>4458881
indeed.

a zoology student would know better.

>>4458871
also>>4458883
'life' has a pretty clear scientific definition, so it cant really be argued over. just check a dictionary/wiki.

>>4458867
>who the fuck is that?

Do you mean the violent simians guy? He's a troll from /lounge/, where he posts as RedCream. Occasionally he trolls the shit out of space, philosophy and religion threads on /sci/.

>>4458887
yes, that was exactly the answer that made me doubt your claimed course of study.

>>4458883
im not aspie enough to make a list.
i liked Josef, haz is OK for the most part.
CNS is cool, mad-sci is cool,
blackman and mathgenius are obviously trolls.
femanon is a troll
pascal was cool, does he still post?
inurdaes and GL are cool.

...i usually like most tripfags. /sci/ actually attracts a pretty good crowd.
theres only a few trollish tripfriends, and they're easy to spot.

>>4458878
EK is mad because he will always be ranked as shitposter.

>>4458895
lol, you think in zoology lectures we argue over the oxford english dictionary definition of 'life'?
uhuh...yeh, thats obviously what zoologys all about!

>>4458896
Who the fuck is haz?

>>4458617
Favourite: Josef. He taught me how to LaTeX

Least favourite: Math 12 year old

>>4458900
i wont be ranked at all, im anon
and if random tards think im a shitposter then guess how many fucks are given?
<<<

>>4458910
A lot of fucks are given by you. Otherwise you wouldn't reply to every single post.

>>4458910
Take your pills.

>>4458902
harriet-gogospy

she's ok, but its just cringe-worthy how often she seems to get trolled here.
far too trusting, and shes definitely been around here long enough to know better.

>tripfag thread
>filled with attention-whoring EK posts.
fuck off cunt.

>>4458915
lol, u still remember that?
and yeh, i actually do. i even take them regularly now
(notice how i havent raged at all)

>>4458916
She used to be okay in the past. Now she's developping into another shitposter. Recently she has pissed off quite a few posters.

>>4458901
It's not my intention to rehash that thread. you asked why I disbelieve you, I answered.

It doesn't matter, /sci/ has no idea what zoology embraces and are willing enough to believe you are studying the biological equivalent of stamp collecting.

I have a zoology degree, I know you're full of shit.

>>4458920
reli? what did she say?

>>4458919
the pills might fix your mood swings, but they won't help you lose weight.

>>4458919
Except you have.

>>4458928
i dont need to, im skinny as fuck.
>>4458929
orly? where?

best:
OP!UofeyHydiM and that guy with the sad frog collection

worst:
Harriet and Blackman

>>4458919
oh you totally have

See >>4458935

>>4458939
>rating haz on teh same level as blackman
aww, thats cruel.

>>4458941
oh wow

>>4458945
lol, you consider that to be rage?

How do I become a respectable tripcode user?

>>4458935
>200lbs counts as skinny now?

>>4458926
She started posting /b/tard pictures and unnecessarily bumps homework and other off-topic threads to annoy people. Then she incites debates about how rule violations would be okay on /sci/.

>>4458950
well you'll have to pick something other than 'OP', otherwise it will just be confusing in any thread that isnt yours (and trollish)

>>4458950
You are already a good tripfriend. You inspired me.

;_;

>>4458951
>implying you know my weight
>implying thats anywhere even close

>>4458953
>She started posting /b/tard pictures
wat? i thought she didnt post pictures?

>unnecessarily bumps homework and other off-topic threads to annoy people.
lol, wtf?
just report her.

>>4458965
oh, >300lbs?

i was just trying to be nice with the >200lb estimate.

>>4458953
are the archives down? doesnt seem to work for me, i was gonna go and check her posts...

>>4458965
>i thought she didnt post pictures?
That's one thing I appreciate in the past. The more annoying it is now to see here posting utter crap.
>just report her.
The problem with most shitposters is that a single post isn't report-worthy. The entirety of spam is what makes them annoying and cancerous. Reporting won't work unless they post a hateful flame.

>>4458974
installgentoo is changing domains. It was announced last week. Some days of downtime.

>>4458959
dump your fucking sad frogs

>>4458978
i know haz hates all spam with a passion, so i seriously doubt she spams.

>installgentoo is changing domains.
ah, thanks
so i presume while its down none of this is recorded at all?

reaction images? really?
seems unlike her
u sure its her real trip and not some impersonator?

>>4458982

>>4458982
I dumped it more than once. Be prepared. I'm gonna keep posting until I have a gf.

;_;

>>4458983
Did she give her trip away? I don't think so. I mean I would have noticed since I am nearly 24/7 on /sci/.

>>4458994
i seriously doubt it, and even if she did i guess she'd just make a new one.
...cant stalk her while the fucking archives are down

>>4459001
Why stalk her? Can't you just ask her?

EK will you be gf?

>>4459009
bump to see response

At least am handsome and cool irl

All of them. They all deserve death.

>>4459035
I think most of us are handsome and cool irl.

>>4459035
>TheTemplarKnightOfStuffTemperature
>stuff temperature

Dyslexic much?

>>4459045
2deep4allofus

>God tier