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Hello, this is the /sci/ managerial team, we are going to participate in a tournament called the 2016 Spring Babby Cup, so we would like to see suggestions from the community to help us with roster decisions, in the next post we will post the current roster. For those asking what the hell is this. We have taken the liberty of answering some FAQs

>What is this?
A second tier tournament between us and other 31 boards where they play in a group stage and 16 teams advance to the first tier tournament and also have a chance to win the tournament itself.

>How is this played?
Managers send their team exports from Konami’s Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 game, and on gamedays they send their instructions to the streaming host, the managers can only change instructions and don’t have to actually play the game.

>Why should we care?
It’s all for a bit of >fun.

>Where is this streamed?
Check http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page and look on the "Hitbox" link

>Is this spam?
If it were, we would’ve had these kind of threads on a weekly basis, we know the board’s not very tolerant of these kind of threads so this will probably the only thread we’ll make in months.

>Can I join the managing team?
If your computer can run Pro Evolution Soccer 2016, have the autism to run Monte Carlo simulations for fun, then yes, you can contact the team at: http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#.2Fsci.2F
Thank you and if you still don’t want to see this thread, feel free to hide it, so the people interested in it can check it out.

>> No.7956934
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7956934

Keep your anti-intellectual nonsense on >>>/vg/

>> No.7956935
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7956935

And here below is the roster, 19 players have 77 stats on all their skills, 2 players have 88 stats on all their skills and 2 players have 99 stats on all their skills, players in a green background are starting, players in a silver background are starting players with the 88 stats and the ones in gold are the ones with 99 stats, the ones in gold and silver are considered the most important and iconic ones for a board. Which players do you want to see there and which ones you don't want to see there, it's all up to you guys.

>> No.7956936

>>7956927
tfw my gorilla edit can literally be the official /sci/ flag

>> No.7956943

>>7956936
We could use a good logo, plus that's the state of the board nowadays.

>> No.7956944

>>7956934
oh hey /sci/-guy glad you're back

>> No.7956976

>>7956935
Why is that not theory (a gauss)

>> No.7956983

>>7956935
the names on the right
holy shit i laughed

no wonder i stay here

>> No.7956996
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>>7956976
If the people want it that way, so be it. As long as the player's face is that weird guido guy.

>>7956983
We never seem to abandon our dank memes, I do think Shinichi should start given that he's basically the face of this board, what do you guys think?

>> No.7956998

>>7956996
Team roster needs a Wild-hamburger
Fix that

>> No.7956999

>>7956998
Who do you propose we take out? We definitely need our lord and savior Wildburger

>> No.7957003

>>7956999
Thorium

>> No.7957013

>>7957003
Any objections or confimations for this? If so we could have Wildburger stopping goals. Also should we rename >>>/hm/ to >>>/wsr/ since it's now specified as the place to ask for homework advice.

>> No.7957015
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>>7956935
My preferences

>> No.7957019

>>7957015
Who would we replace them with?

>> No.7957022

>>7957013
Rename >>>/hm/ to >>>/wsr/
Rename Thorium to Wildburger.

>> No.7957023

>>7957015
Put some suggestions to replace all of them, hence the point of the thread.

>> No.7957028

>>7956996
Make it Unpublished theory or something

>> No.7957032

>>7957023
I didn't think there was a shortage of ideas that needed help filling, but sure

>> No.7957040

>>7957023
Evolutionary Purpose
CS Pleb
It isn't my homework

>> No.7957041

>one player named Sun of Fire and Ice
>not two players named Lava Sun and Ice Sun respectively

>> No.7957045

other suggestions:

>Gilbert Ling
>psychology is pseudoscience

>> No.7957047

>>7957023
Lava sun
Ice sun
Brainlet (low stat player)

>> No.7957050

>>7957040
CS Grad is on /g/, but I like having a CS representative here. I had >>>/hm/ as the homework representative as people would often send newcomers there telling them it's the homework board but now that we have /wsr/ it would be better to use >>>/wsr/ as the homework rep, imo.

>>7957041
The model for the player is half of it being a sun of lava and a sun of ice on the other.

>>7957045
I like the psychology one, not so sure about Gilbert Ling, most rosters feature their most popular people or memes on the roster.

>>7957047
How about changing Muh IQ to Brainlet?

>> No.7957053

>>7957040
>Evolutionary advantage?
ftfy

>> No.7957058

>>7957050
The Gilbert Ling troll might not be the most common person on /sci/ but his threads have been some of the most effective troll threads we've had in the last couple years.

(Gilbert Ling's theories are what that one troll uses for those "lipid bilayers don't actually exist, show me real proof of their existence as cellular borders" threads, for the people who don't know)

>> No.7957074

>>7957053
Not as good as a player name

>> No.7957082

>>7957050
>How about changing Muh IQ to Brainlet?
It was meant in addition desu because sci is obsessed enough for two IQ players

>> No.7957092
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7957092

By taking in consideration the suggestions, we can see a roster better, here's a draft of it, still open to suggestions:
Starting XI
Hawking
>>>/wsr/
Sun of Lava/Ice
[replacement for Free Will]
Cool Science Facts (fake quotes representative)
Evolutionary purpose/advantage [pick one or the other]
CS Plebeian
Medals:
Still to define, the top four are usually the ones that will play all the games and therefore the most important players for a team.
Tesla
Sagan
Nye
Feynman
Substitutes:
Wildberger (Keeper)
Homo Engineer
300k Starting
Triple Integrals
>biology >hard science [could be replaced with >psychology >science]
Triple Integrals
Brainlet
Leonard Oiler
Muh IQ
Mochizuki

I would make a case for Mochizuki to be a medal and Feynman to remain a medal since the latter is usually mentioned as the favorite personality for most /sci/ users.

By the way, you can also suggest what kind of kit you would like to see the team wear, we have a labcoat kit (pictured), the shirtgate shirt, and so on.

>> No.7957094

>>7957092
My mistake for putting triple integral twice

>> No.7957098

>>7956935
no GauB?

>> No.7957115
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>>7957098
He could be the in game manager as an honorary title, we have Leonard Oiler for the pronounciation/spelling memes. Also we have a home stadium the name of it it's the Time Cube, you guys can also change the name if you want to.

>> No.7957123
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Here's a preview of the kits and the preview image of the stadium we play in.

>> No.7957146

>>7957092
>>7957092
>pic
Hah I didn't know they could be that accurate

Star players: Mochizuki and Lava/Ice or Muh IQ

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>>7957146
That's the power of modding, fortunately we can do nice modifications so our players can look as real as possible. I would suggest a medal set up of Feynman, Mochizuki, Sagan, and Sun of Lava/Ice. Making a point for the latter given this nice goal he made more than a year ago.

>> No.7957169

>>7956943
Can we use a picture of EK instead

>> No.7957179

>>7957169
> EK
get the fuck out retard

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7957181

Ah, another thing, we have music for the games.

Here's the anthem that plays while our players are introduced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY
The anthem they play when we score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
The anthem they play when Bill Nye scores (I think that's the reason he has stayed a medal for so long): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRdEFGC6AA

And the anthem they play when we win the game (hopefully a lot of times next month): https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc

We can change them but I think they're pretty hype as they are but if you have any better hype /sci/ songs, we're open to suggestions.

>>7957169
>worshipping trips
as fun as it may sound we would get a lot of shit for it lel, maybe some guy with /gd/ skills can help us out.

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>>7957179
>being this mad
>implying implications
>greentexting

>>7957181
I don't think anyone worshipped that crazy thing

>> No.7957192

Can we have a goat player?

goat posting>gorilla and bear posting

>> No.7957201

>>7957092
I'd suggest Elon Musk as a player, it's wierd not to have anything related to him.

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>>7957190
Remember, this is 4chan, there are people autistic enough to stalk tripfags.

>>7957192
Haven't seen enough people posting goats as much as gorillas and bears.

>>7957201
We did have Of Course I Still Love You as a reserve player, we could add him and/or Just Read the Instructions.

>> No.7957219

>>7957205
in this case, EK was the autistic one though

>> No.7957236
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A second draft of the roster, taking in consideration the board's suggestions.
Starting XI
Hawking
>>>/wsr/
Of course I still love you
Sun of Lava/Ice
Tesla
Nye
Cool Science Facts (fake quotes representative)
Medals:
Sun of Lava/Ice
Sagan
Mochizuki
Feynman
Substitutes:
Wildberger (Keeper)
Homo Engineer
300k Starting
Evolutionary purpose
>biology >hard science [could be replaced with >psychology >science]
Triple Integrals
Brainlet
Leonard Oiler
Muh IQ
CS plebeian
Theory (a gauss)

Any other suggestions?

>> No.7957245

>>7956935
add GauB

>> No.7957249

>>7957245
check
>>7957115
That or we could switch Oiler to manager and GauB to player

>> No.7957255

>>7957092
Suggestions (from an oldfag):

remove "muh IQ" or change it to "IQ threads"

keep >biology >hard science

I would also spell out the full names of Tesla, Sagan, Nye, Feynmann

add Neil "Smoke deGrasse" Tyson, or without the Neil

Wildberger to Wildburger

Maybe Shinichi Mochizuki to Shininja Mochizooka, Yokozuna of Math

>> No.7957260

>>7957255
>Maybe Shinichi Mochizuki to Shininja Mochizooka, Yokozuna of Math

or Inter-universal Teichmüller theory, or just Yokozuna of Math

>> No.7957264

>>7957255
We have the full names of Tesla, Sagan, Nye and Feynman, it was just for practical purposes. Also Mochizuki has "Math Yokozuna" on the back of his shirt. I don't think adding Mike DaGrass Tyson would be wise, do we really want the quintessential reddit personality on our roster?

>> No.7957266

>>7957255
>Maybe Shinichi Mochizuki to Shininja Mochizooka, Yokozuna of Math
put something about him being a samurai m8

>> No.7957267

>>7957264
>I don't think adding Mike DaGrass Tyson would be wise

I also didn't suggest it. Smoke DeGrasse Tyson is not a reddit personality afaik.

>> No.7957271

>>7957023
EM Drive

>> No.7957272

>>7957266
We could ask someone who's skilled with Blender to make him have a Samurai helmet. These people are just amazing at these things.

>> No.7957274

>>7957271
>>7957023
mEMe drive

>> No.7957278

>>7957249
>That or we could switch Oiler to manager and GauB to player

I'd do that desu.

>> No.7957281

>>7957092
>>>/hm/ was better than >>>/wsr/