/sci/ - Science & Math

No. Not related to science and mathematics. Should be banned. Fuck You!

>>7238882
fuck you
bump

>>7238882
Oy vey!!


Go back to /jidf/

>>7238871

/sci/ humor thread aka unfunny quotations and shitty comics

>>7239335
2salty4me

>>7239349
Sorry. I guess Karl "Fry That Bitch" Gauss made me chuckle.

one of my favorites

>>7239335
I'm sorry that these kind of humour gives you PTSD

>>7239418
This

Plus the one about the anti-dark matter

>>7239468

>>7239474
Thank you

classic

>>7239436
None of them are creative... which is what I would expect from a bunch of nerds.

>>7239505
I remember waking up on that Saturday. That was the first thread I saw on /sci/. I just shut my phone off and went back to sleep after that.

>>7239436
>>7239299
>>7239304
>>7238871
Re you like12 or 13?
Because simply puerile politically incorrect quotes qith pretty much ntothing to do with the eprson in question is not at all funny. Maybe you noticed how people always complain about these? It's because they are unfunny and stupid.

>>7239436
>>7239299
>>7239304
>>7238871 (OP)
Are you like 12 or 13?
Because simply writing puerile politically incorrect quotes with pretty much nothing to do with the person in question is not at all funny. Maybe you noticed how people always complain about these? It's because they are unfunny and stupid.

>>7239643
That's unreal... please tell me she's not serious.

been seeing this obnoxious bait

>>7239721
>>>/b/

This thread is terrible. You guys have absolutely no sense of humor. At this point I'm certain even /tv/ is funnier than you, and they are admittedly godawful.

>>7239861
Do you feel in charge?

>>7239861
>/tv/
>awful
Maybe you'd find reddit more to your liking?

>>7239721
>>>r/4chan

Outta my way reddit fucking shits.

>>7239930
First one of these to ever make me laugh.

>>7239930

kek

>>7239501
I wonder, where that text is from.
Would be fucking hilarious if that was an introduction to linear algebra.
>WHAT? You don't even understand Hahn-Banach and it's consequences?? Get out of my class!

>>7239898
Anything from TDKR besides the plane scene and the hothead scene is Reddit-tier.

>>7239930
What a shame, the funniest post isn't even an OC.

>>7239648
Sorry, she's serious. Another feminist called Principia Mathematica, "Newton's Rape Manual."

>>7239418
>>7239474
>>7239505
/sci/'s only good humor is the memes like these that form about...
But god do I fucking love these.

These are the trifecta of /sci/ memes whos true abilities can only be understood after learning Barnett's tripe integral theorems, and using those themes to view each of these in 4D space from there 2D representations.

Basically every meme on /sci/ is really deep.

>>7239418
this is genius

>>7239900
/tv/ is a shithole don't deny it

ok i'll try my hand

>>7240108
Noob here, that actually looks legit to me at a glance haha. Im curious what the mistake is?

>>7240124
... I'm tempted to say underage b&, but there are some dumb people out there.

>>7239418
God fucking damnit I should have seen it coming

>>7240132
Yes that is dumb because everyone is familiar with math, what is the answer ?

>>7239505
I wonder what's the GodKing up to nowadays

>>7240108
ayy lmao
good one for fooling the kiddies

>>7240137
Just because a function is bounded does not mean its derivative is 0 for all x. Look up a bounded function, please.

>>7239505
>>7240141
God king, facebook
/shane.litterini?fref=ts

>>7240108
Lol nice

>>7240143
I know that.. I know the result is not true, but I am asking at what specific point in that picture is a step wrong?

>>7240043
... She worked at my University.
I have just lost faith in academia.

>>7240124
you can't just take the derivative of both sides and hope it works out.
IE. P = -1, Q = 1, f(x) = sin(x)
<span class="math"> -1 \leq \sin(x) \leq 1 [/spoiler]
does not imply that the slope of the sin(x) never changes
<span class="math"> 0 \leq \cos(x) \leq 0 [/spoiler]

>>7240043
> Newton's Rape Manual
that's a pretty good description
Principia is pretty rough with first timers.

>>7239505
ha, Nightcrawler. I'm surprised people got the joke, it's a little niche

>>7240147
4real?

>>7240169
He's junior apprentice at Nasa mate, of course he's real.

>tfw /sci/ is the best place on the Internet to quickly find talking points for your keen AP calculus class

>>7240178
underage or teacher

>>7240124
differentiation doesn't preserve ordering

>>7239643
Tfw she was a Director of Research in Centre National Scientifique (?) in
>France

I need some Michio Kaku.

>>7240991
Ikuhara confirmed for reading /sci/.

I throw my telescope in the air sometimes

>>7240991
Just go on a boat in the deepest ocean. Unless that 10 mile radius means in 3D, then it's raining bears and you're dead

>>7240153
You can't differentiate an inequality...
You have 1-1/x < 1 for x > 0 but in no way 1/x^2 < 0

>>7239546
Do mankind a favor a jumpy off a bridge.

The quote in the OP hints at the Bernoulli representation of e, which can also be phrased as a problem of compound interest (getting more payments but for less money). We literally learned this in the first month of the first semester at uni.

>>7241295

>>7241287
If you can make up any units, this is trivially true.

>>7241371
Of course you can
the derivative of > is = and < is =/=

>>7238882
this is ADVANCED humor for intellectuals such as myself

>>7238871

>>7241388
Changes nothing. It's still completely moronic, puerile and politically incorrect for the sake of it. A failed attempt of humour without any finesse and sofistication.

Anyone have the post about the "fake" plastic flag on the moon?