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4595481 No.4595481 [Reply] [Original]

I need to tell you something, /sci/.

I've done some serious thinking regarding a variety of subjects.
But let's just say I've realized "Something".
"Something" that will change world of Science.

Something "Big".
Something "Gargantuan".
We're talking "Revolution" here, folks.

I think I'm about to find myself at the center of a large conflict.
One that might just redefine history as we all know it.
And I just wanted to tell you all before I go through with this:

I love you all, and I can't thank you enough.
You will never know how much you've done for me.
And I need to apologize to all of you in advance.
I can't say exactly why, but I'll give you an idea:

Pseudo-science is more accurate thank you think.
And we're about to have the means to prove it.

Forgive me, /sci/.
And hold on tight.
Things are about to get weird.

>> No.4595483

Well this thread is /x/ until the evidence you promise allows it to be /sci/.... so...

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

>> No.4595482

tiny genetic robots squirt out of my penor hole sometimes

>> No.4595501

Few people will listen to /x/.

You guys are smart, but you're not stern.
You're willing to question and understand things.
Most importantly, you guys aren't concerned about reputations.

People do stupid and crazy things here.
But you're able to laugh it off and not take it seriously.
When you joke about things, you're actually thinking about them.
And because of it, you're able to contemplate subjects most places won't touch.

I'll ask /x/. But ultimately, you're the ones who will do more than just listen to me.

>> No.4595502

>>4595481
If you are that close to having the means to prove it, then you should already have the means to be able to explain how you will prove it instead of being so vague and trying to appeal to emotions.

>> No.4595503

>>4595501

Well you haven't said a single useful word yet, so I suggest you'd start talking, and we'll see.

>> No.4595527

>>4595503
>>4595502
I'll give you more details later.

I'm sorry I'm being so ambiguous.
But I'll need to hold off on hard discussions for now.
Those will be for other threads that I'll be making over the next few months.

I can't promise you anything.
Not because it won't happen.
But because I need to maintain a low profile.
The Anonymity helps, but there are issues of association.
I need to decide what direction I should go before I start walking.
I'm still being ambiguous, I know.
But the right man in the wrong place can make all of the difference.

It's okay if you don't believe me now.
But I promise you, /sci/ will become an "interesting" place very soon.

>> No.4595529

>>4595527

No it won't, you're full of shit.
Get out.

>> No.4595530

>>4595527

Okay, I'm convinced.

You belong in >>>/x/

>> No.4595531

>>4595527
schizophrenia and delusions of grandeur

we understand, but we also know you got exactly shit

>> No.4595532

lame story bro
needs more story, less grandiose verbiage

>> No.4595538

>>4595527
>Those will be for other threads that I'll be making over the next few months
Please don't, for your own sake. You already could not predict the the answers you would need for the questions that easily highlighted the bullshit in your OP.
Thinking, for months, of ways to come up with bullshit to cover the other bullshit will not bring people in awe of your intelligence, it will just bring many forking paths of follow-up questions that will highlight your ignorance and make you look even more foolish.

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4595539

>>4595481

>> No.4595540

Well, if you cannot tell us anything about what you've 'realized', can you at least tell us:

- Your age and level of education
- Your inspiration (books, people, whatever. Nothing comes from nothing)

So far, you're giving us nothing, and I'm potentially intrigued, if not for any other readson than wanting to see just how crazy you are. It will amuse me, if nothing else.

But seriously, facts or gtfo

>> No.4595545

>>4595540
Also, how is this related to chakras?

>> No.4595548

>>4595540

Dark energy does. (at least, it violates our pathetic Newtonian concepts of conservation of energy).

>> No.4595578

>>4595548
>implying we understand what dark energy is and where it comes from

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4595586

>>4595548
>2012
>using newtonian mechanics
>still using conservation of energy

Our physics has developed way beyond simple newtonian ideas. Newtonian ideas are old and cute, but inaccurate.

Maybe you should stop with physics concepts that outdated by 400 years, and get up to speed.

>> No.4595590

>>4595548 here. I was trying to refer to "Nothing comes from nothing".

>>4595578
Dark energy is, by the current understanding of cosmology, a non-zero vacuum energy state allowed by general relativity.

>>4595586
That's kind of my point. Dark energy "comes from nothing" because "coming from something" is no longer a necessary requirement in physics.

>> No.4595617

>>4595540
I need more evidence to back up my thoughts.
Tipping my hand now would be a serious mistake.

Tip-toeing around stuff like this isn't usually my style.
But there's a feeling in my gut, and it's telling me to play it safe.

I'll give you a very serious hint, though:
Those feelings in your gut?
They're a lot more than just "feelings".
Expect serious changes in psychology.

>> No.4595632

>>4595617
>I am going to continue to ignore your questions while I give answers to my own questions which I will not provide

>> No.4595691

>>4595632
Right now, you're curious about who I am.

You're interested in what I have to say.
But you're more interested about how my head ticks.
You're evaluating me.
And that's precisely why I can't say anything.

Think of it as being Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle:
You can either know where I am.
Or you can know what I'm doing.

But "wave collapse" is more than just a property of quantum mechanics, and only by separating my identity from my information with either survive. There's a reason memes fail when people try to take credit for them or when people force them too hard. You're witnessing a wave collapse on much higher level.

I'm being vague because "nature", "god", or "science" demands it. But if you don't believe me, then by all means, please assume that I'm trolling. It'll vastly improve my chances.

>> No.4595695

>>4595691
>only by separating my identity from my information
You haven't provided either one of those things, though.

>> No.4595703

They let you browse 4chan in mental hospitals?

>> No.4595708

I must not say anything more.

Once you separate my identity from the information
You will find a change in the waters
It's always darkest before the dawn
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Cliche cliche cliche cliche cliche cliche

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so big he could suck it.
It poked his eye
He began to cry.
So he just chopped it off and said "fuck it"

>> No.4595726

>>4595695
You don't need names to create identities, and you don't need facts to spread information.

There are many things you both know and are aware of on a subconscious level. My objective is, in time, to create a memetic effect in which people are realizing facts faster than science has yet to observe them.

If disinformation can spread this way, I see no reason the truth shouldn't be able to do the same thing.

Methaphors, similes, allegories. We make comparisons between objects, and we call it poetry.

We prank.
We joke.
We troll.

We are constantly playing pretend with "reality". We take pleasure in seeing unusual things occur. And we enjoy changing reality. But we never seem to question why we find these things fun. It's because we are learning.

You already know a lot about me. But I can only tell you who I am if I succeed.