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death

Hanging upside down so blood rushes to your head, while smoking a joint of Canadian-grade marijuana and getting a blowjob from two hooker and a slab of butter..

death

>>3022224
lol sup

I'd say sharing great moments or feeling great love with a friend. Not a family member but a friend or lover. Or a group of friends.

>>3022216
freudenschade

I would say sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Heroin, DMT, meth, MDMA.

honestly i think its eating really good food

I meant at one moment; like you shoot up heroin and you are euphoric... is that as "high" as you can get?

best feeliing in the world is probably getting attention. sounds beta but i think getting positive attention from others is the best feeling in the world

>>3022243
I've never done that before, gotta admit it would feel badass.

>"I'm actually trying to make a baby appear with my dick!"

>>3022257

Yep. I've never shot up any drug, I've done a few including heroin(via snorting), but they say the first time you shoot up is the best and you'll never be able to get that high again. I'm past that stage in my life where I was using drugs though, but damn opiates were the best. Killed your sex drive though.

>>3022216
Whatever can get your endorphin production at the highest level.

Honestly, drugs, there's a reason heroin is illegal and even (most) drug reformists wish to keep it that way.

>>3022238
stop trying to make me kill myself

it's rude

Contra utilitarian philosophy, I'm not so sure that all pleasures are directly comparable. Aesthetic, intellectual and "carnal" pleasures are quite different. I think that ideally you'd want some of each without trading off all of one for more of another.

>>3022270
What about of things that, in the process of giving you pleasure, don't destroy your pleasure sensors?

>>3022293
Heroin doesn't "destroy your pleasure sensors." That's DARE level bullshit.

-laying with a girl you like in the grass, looking up into the sky while listening to music
-hanging out with a group of friends in the park at dawn just fooling around
-riding around town with the windows down and a nice song playing with your friends in the car
-hanging around with friends in the back of a store

The highest pleasure a frog can experience is being the best frog that it can be.

Therefore, the highest pleasure a human can experience is being the best human that it can be.

But what constitutes being a good human?

Well, being good at something means excelling in a specific area that differentiates one from others. For example, a good drummer would be better at playing drums than those who do not play drums.

So what differentiates humans from other beings? Answer: They possess souls or whatever you want to call it. So to experience the highest pleasure for a human would be to exercise their souls to the fullest extent. To exercise the soul is to be moral.

The highest pleasure a human can experience is to live a moral life.

Too bad morals are predetermined by societal boundaries.

>>3022326
STOP LISTING THINGS I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE YOU BASTARD!

>>3022326
Faggot detected.

Unity.

sex

Laghing at oneself

drugs are but a pale shadow,
you want the direct electro stimulation of the brains pleasure centers.
done right you will actually achieve the physical maximum.

>>3022353
>To exercise the soul is to be moral.

Exorcisms become popular again.

Several children are killed by Baptist ministers. Again.

>>3022355

Hey man, I haven't experienced these things either. It's all just dreaming....I want that emotional connection, I want those nostalgic experiences...

best feeling is having sex, eating, listening to music, and hanging out with friends at the same time

to understand something that previously did not make sense.

>>3022428
YES

>>3022399
thats what the Romans found!

>>3022428
I know that feel, bro.

Eureka moment ftw. Hands down.

haagen-dazz caramel vanilla brownie icecream

>>3022397
Beyond not being convinced that all pleasures are comparable, I'm also not convinced that maximal activation of the "pleasure centers" would actually produce the best kind of pleasure. Why should this be so? Just because they are called the "pleasure centers?" That's some grade A semantic horse shit right there - completely circular.

To me, a pleasure that you can connect with on an intellectual level is more fulfilling than such an exogenously produced sensation could be.

SCRATCHING AN ITCH

like that woman who broke her finger on the dial connected to her brain

Presumably, direct stimulation via implanted electrodes of certain portions of the brain involved in the processing of sensory information.

More realistically, having sex with the partner of your choosing while under the influence of MDMA.

>>3022428
>"Bro": implying women dont have eureka moments

Laying in bed after making love to the woman of your life, and having a conversation while caressing each other.

>>3022491
Get a load of this bitch

Sodomy.

Why do you think engineers are so successful and happy?

Sucks that it's true. Death is probably the greatest experience because we can't fucking explain it to each other.

Best feelings are ones of relief after epic lengths of despair (like finding water in a desert when you're about to die). Sex is meh in comparison.

Direct stimulation to the pleasure center of the brain.

>>3022555
or finding god when you are spiritualy thirsty about to die. water is meh in comparison.

>>3022580
lolno.jpg

>>3022555
Saying death is the greatest pleasure is word salad nonsense. Death is by definition the cessation of any capacity to feel or experience anything.

>>3022580

>>3022588

I'm sorry I didn't say pleasure though I realize that is what the OP wanted. Death is just an experience.

existence is suffering
ceasing to exist is ceasing to suffer
negative number < 0

To wipe your butt and find that there's no poo stain on the toilet paper.

Greatest pleasure ever.

>>3022537
>itsostrue.tiff

>>3022588
being born is definitly not pleasurable

to believe something really bad happened and then find out it didn't
being "punked" is a great pleasure

sleeping.

the higher pleasures are not for sale... in a shopping mall or over the internet and cant be delivered by fedex.

>>3022647

I also think dreaming ranks up there.

I don't remember my dreams...but I am apparently incredibly happy in them.

Right now I'm happy because I'm on benzos which make me mellow...almost like a normal human. Wouldn't it be nice if this feeling was permanent? Might actually be able to make friends.

Ah well.

>>3022724
what I like best about my nightmares is that they end.
My waking nightmare on the other hand...

>>3022755
>That feel

Death as the epitome of pleasure would make sense in that case.

sex on x

>>3022773
This def ranks up there.
Esp with someone you're in a good loving relation with.

I'd recommend it to everyone to try at least one before your late 20s.

>>3022769
No, it's still a nonsense because the inability to feel cannot be the epitome of any specific feeling.

>>3022811
extacy depletes your spinal fluid and makes you less sensitive to pleasure--in the long run

I once got mad high with my boyfriend. We sat on the couch cuddling, him stroking my hair, watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Just sitting there in the middle of the night, holding him, and feeling his warmth, listening to the soothing voice of Carl Sagan saying the most inspiring things in the world, utterly at peace, relaxed, and loved, drifting off to blissful half-sleep.

>>3022862
So, do your parents know you're an engineer?

PLACE CHAIR IN SHOWER
SIT ON CHAIR
OPEN BEER
TURN ON SHOWER

>>3022773

I wanna try this sooooooo fucking bad, but my girlfriend would never do E :(

>>3022985
>Implying engineers fap to Sagan
Please. We fap to gentlemen like Felix Wankel.

>>3023051
wanking to wankel seems fair

>>3022862
He's lucky Sagan is dead.

>>3022376
looks like he has a big poop yet to come out