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2933767 No.2933767 [Reply] [Original]

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

>> No.2933773

Are there seriously girls out there that don't get wet after hearing that?

>> No.2933772

If a guy wrote me this I'd smack him in the face

>> No.2933789
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2933789

anybody got more things like these?

>> No.2933801

Math has nothing to do with love/emotion. Math is that perfect 10 Mensa member with no personality.

Randall Munroe thinks that love can somehow be expressed through mathematics. So do you. Both of you are incorrect.

In short, I agree with >>2933772

>> No.2933806

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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>>2933773

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>>2933806
Told my entire Calc class this in High School. Made them all piss their pants.

But, any math/love poems?

>> No.2933822

>>2933789
Try a board with more fag
/lit/ or /soc/

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>>2933822
I like talking to more smarticle people that I think post up on /sci

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>>2933806
>>2933806
>>2933806
>>2933806
>>2933806
>>2933806

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Ya know, how about more simple reaction faces. I love these.

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>>2933836

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>>2933847

>> No.2933859

Two atoms are talking. One of them says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first one says, "Yea, I'm sure."

>> No.2933868

>>2933859
This supposed to be a joke on a joke?
Or did you forget to say "I'm positive"?

>> No.2933887

>>2933859
i don't even

>> No.2933903

>>2933887
you don't even

>> No.2933943

this is the best thread we've had all day

>> No.2933946

>>2933943
Thank you,
op is not a faggot.

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>> No.2934282

Sure is Harold and Kumar in here.

P.S. The OP didn't write this.