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>> No.1806846

insane troll logic.

>> No.1806857
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>> No.1806866
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This one could actually work too.

>> No.1806869

>>1806857
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard: how would the plant even get sunlight?

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>> No.1806878

>>1806869
install some kinda system for the plant to achieve photosynthesis and you're good.

it could work if you extremely genetically modify some kind of plant to release oxygen as fast as a human needs it..

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this one is plausible too.

>> No.1806881

>>1806866
That doesn't even make sense, because your gun would be attracted to the magnet too, making it toally worthless.

>> No.1806882

>>1806869

Not all plants thrive or need sunlight.

>> No.1806886

>>1806881
make a gun that isn't metal

problem solved

plastic could do the trick.

>> No.1806883 [DELETED] 

>>1806881
Obviously you turn the magnet off when you fire your own gun.

I'm from /k/ trust me on this.

>> No.1806890

>>1806857
>>1806869

http://www.unisci.com/stories/20012/0615013.htm

I'm sure that with enough innovation this can be possible...

>> No.1806909

>>1806886
But then the big magnet on your head would also attract lightening, making it impossible to use in critical lightening-storm areas. Its just common sense.

>> No.1806925

>>1806909
Make a magnet that isn't a conductor. Durr.

>> No.1806926

>>1806879
Why is Mars there?

>> No.1806942

>>1806926
To troll astronomers, because Mars is farther away from the Sun than Earth.
I raged.

>> No.1806965

>>1806942
>implying astronomers haven't been trolled already by choosing that field of study

>> No.1806996

>>1806926
in between the sun and the earth no less

>> No.1807019

>>1806965
wut why

>> No.1807077 [DELETED] 

>>1807019

Don't worry, he probably doesn't know anything about astronomy.

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>>1806942
Mission Accomplished

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Thiscouldwork.jpg

>> No.1807122

>>1806879
Did someone actually post that as a troll? Japan is actually planning on lauching satellites to do precisely that.

>> No.1807165

>>1806857
I read about a case in India where a man inhaled a bean, and it eventually sprouted inside his lung and caused all kinds of problems.

Apparently it was leeching off his blood supply, which is why it could get energy without sunlight.

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>>1807168
What a bullshit idea.

>> No.1807194

>>1807168
Everybody knows that water can't just transition states like that.

>> No.1807198

>>1807168
wtf is this magic

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>> No.1807203

>>1806878
Put a sun inside the lungs too

>> No.1807208

>>1807168
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. How would you prevent the water from just spilling out and all over the fucking floor?

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problem weakfags?

>> No.1807242

>>1806866
Plausible, but totally worthless
Why? The magnet alliterates the projectile towards it, meaning that the bullet would have substantionaly more kinetic energy then it had when it was first fired, meaning that it would hit the magnet (which would be bigger then an MRI machine) with more kinetic energy then a tank shell, and now you have a large paperweight strapped to your head

Of course they could just use a non-ferromagnetic material for their bullets, making the magnet worthless

>> No.1807249

>>1807242
Whops, spelt accelerates wrong

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>>1806879
wait

>> No.1807258

>>1807240
"Instant milk - just add milk"

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>>1807168

>> No.1807282

WAIT ONE SECOND.
I THINK I HAVE BEEN TROLLED.
In the first pic, it says "unthaw" rather than thaw.

>> No.1807277 [DELETED] 

>>1807258
HAa i lol'd... im tired..

>> No.1807328

>>1807271
i know this doesnt work, but idk why

tellme

>> No.1807334

>>1807328
no net force.

>> No.1807335

>>1807268
why the fuck wouldn't this work, anyway?

>> No.1807339

>>1807335
No capillary action. BAM!

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>>1807339
...a what?

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Noble peace prize get.

>> No.1807373 [DELETED] 

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

FACT

>> No.1807388

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>> No.1807408

>>1807373
It's a highly contested claim which has been difficult to test to any great degree because of the inherent problems involved in producing a proof of it in a rigorous manner.
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/03/icy-hot/

>> No.1807423

>>1807343
see
>>1807267

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will make more in morning if thread alive
/sleep

>> No.1807427

>>1807347
Shouldn't the fan be pointed at the earth if we're going to counter warming?

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Tell how this isn't possible.

Hint: you can't

>> No.1807470

>>1807373
hot water cools down faster than colder water, it doesn't freeze faster.

UNFACTed

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>>1807408
>comparing different types of water and acting as if the results mean anything at all

Stephen hawkings moves faster than any pro athlete, by the way.
Provided you tie down the athlete, and then put eight bullets in his skull.

>> No.1807485

>>1807469
>>1807425
moar

>> No.1807500

>>1807469
Recoil.

CHECKMOTED!

>> No.1807514

Please moar, Science troll always makes me lol. anyone know if there is a collection of these somewhere?

>> No.1807535

>>1806094

>> No.1807599

>>1807514
>>1807514
>>1807514
>>1807514
>>1807514
>>1807514
>>1807514

>> No.1807613

>>1807469


The recoil of the gun precisely balances the kinetic energy of the bullet hitting your other hand. They cancel out, you go nowhere.

>> No.1807641

>>1807613
>precisely balances the kinetic energy
he doesn't know about escaping gases
laughinggirls.jpg

>> No.1807651

>>1807613
That's VERY incorrect. You let go of the gun when it fires.

>> No.1807683

>>1807112

why is this troll physics?

i do that shit all the time.., i have my own underwater crib, u mad?

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bump

>> No.1808497

>>1808460
Oh you crafty son of a bitch.

>> No.1808620

>>1808497
Picture for those of us too lazy to do it?

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>>1808620

>> No.1808703

>>1808460
You sneaky bastard.

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this rocket turns a turbine that runs a generator that powers a lamp that feeds algae that is genetically engineered to make rocket fuel for the rocket.

INFINITE SPACE TRAVEL!!!!!

>> No.1808779

>>1806866
ever try to pick up a bullet with a magnet?
just sayin'

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>> No.1808861

>>1808825
I AM A PROFESOR AT A DISTINGUSHED UNIVERSCITY AND THIS IS A BRILIANT IDEA POSTER OF THIS IMAGE I HAVE NOMINATED YOU FOR A NOBLE PRIZE FOR DISCOVRING FREE ENERGY

>> No.1810377

>>1808861

Magnets are the source of all free energy evidently.

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Fuck thermodynamics

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>> No.1811878

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>> No.1811908

>>1811815
This would actually work reasonably well if certain practical considerations (like, how are you going to survive the several minutes without air, let alone the submarine-crushing pressure?) are taken care of. Your speed won't get all that ridiculous however, since there is still a terminal velocity spoiling your plans.

>> No.1812144

>>1811878
Voted

>> No.1812150

>>1811777
it's maxwell's demon, not maxwell's troll.

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>infinite light sources