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ITT: retarded science theories.

>> No.1790156
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>> No.1790162

String theory.

>> No.1790174

gravity

>> No.1790175

Evolution. I'm not even trolling, how the fuck did we evolve from fucking fish

>> No.1790172
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this one is great

>> No.1790181

global warming / climate change / global climate disruption

>> No.1790184
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fucking monopoles, HDTW??

>> No.1790186

the theory of trolling
(as it is teached on 4chan)

>> No.1790188

>>1790175
I dunno, why don't you ask someone who studies that field for a living?
>>1790181
fag

>> No.1790189

>>1790175
through dna replication/mutation durr

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win

>> No.1790200

>>1790156
I lol'd so hard at this...

>> No.1790204

>>1790188
lulz look at this stupid sagefag that still thinks sage does something.

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>> No.1790217
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>momentem

>> No.1790223

>>1790172
Just like in my Chinese cartoons!

>> No.1790232
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ok, disprove this if you can.

>> No.1790248

>>1790232
Lol no pressure. =DDD

>> No.1790252

Worst part is that some people actually believe things in this thread could really work.

>> No.1790264

More, please.

>> No.1790267

Have anyone ever actually tried to prove one of these images to see if its really all bullshit?
cause some of them seen to be plausible

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>>1790264
there ya go

>> No.1790275

>>1790267
see
>>1790252

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>> No.1790290

>>1790156
I fucking lol'ed into a coma

>> No.1790292

Just educating the troll as he probably doesn't know this:

A hypothesis is what you're thinking of; a guess that hasn't been approriately tested yet.

Most of these ideas posted in this thread are hypotheses.

>>1790162
>The only example of a theory I found in this thread.

>> No.1790299

>>1790292

i didnt think about it that much. fixed: "ITT: troll science"

>> No.1790306

op here. im out of pics and the only one i didnt post was this. >>1790184

>> No.1790307

>>1790287

Magnets will happen

>> No.1790310
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I made this...

>> No.1790312

>>1790307
fucking miracle

>> No.1790317

>>1790310
nice work

>> No.1790325

>>1790310

Shoop a few coolfaces in there and you'll be set.

>> No.1790337

>>1790310
Jesus christ I never though about that.

>> No.1790340

>>1790325

coolface = FAIL
trollface = WIN

fucking newfags...

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yay

>> No.1790466

>>1790340

You can't be that stupid?

>> No.1790515

>>1790287
Diamond made be the hardest substance currently known, but isn't it brittle in large doses? I'm pretty sure large pieces of can fall apart from each other without actually breaking.

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just made one in paint, might make more if i get ideas...this one might troll first year physics fags

>> No.1790569

>>1790525
nah, the ball would have it's power decreased and this thing would stop

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>> No.1790611

>>1790340
>calling others newfags

You're a fucking idiot.

It's called the "coolface".

Refer the the original comic, newfag.

>> No.1790625

>>1790611
>he doesn't know coolface comes from the video

>> No.1790634

>>1790611

>original comic

http://whynne.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1mk5ec

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the whale theory?

>> No.1790638

>>1790515
"hardest" is not the same as "strongest/toughest."

the hardness scale describes scratchability. toughness is a measure of how much stress is required to fracture the structure.

diamond is very hard, but only average in toughness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Material_properties_of_diamond#Toughness

tl;dr - you can scratch a hammer with a diamond, but the hammer can also smash the diamond.

>> No.1790650

>>1790634
>September
>2008
>Original

BWAHAHAHA. Oh wow.

If I copy & paste "coolface" and say I drew it and that it's called "smiling-guy", am I the original creator?

>> No.1790657

>>1790625
Heh.

No.

>> No.1790674

>>1790634
It IS the original comic:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem

>> No.1790681

>>1790674
>know your meme
>facepalm.jpg

>> No.1790687

>>1790650

troll face hasn't been around very long

retard

>> No.1790701

Dark Matter / Dark Energy

>> No.1790730

Somebody post the one from a few days ago where the Earth and moon are connected by a belt and motor.

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this is a retarded science theories thread, not a troll face shit

>> No.1790742

>>1790674
>knowyourmeme

Worse site ever.

LOL LET'S USE 4CHAN JOKES AND REFER TO /b/ ON ALMOST EVERY PAGE!

THIS WAY WE CAN GARNER A LOW OF HITS AND A LOT OF NEWSFAGS WILL HELP BOOST OUR WEB REVENUE!

Newfags. Cancer. Everywhere.

Maybe I should troll 4chan by starting a "4chan club" on Facebook. OH WAIT. THERE'S ALREADY ONE. AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOR THE PURPOSE OF TROLLING AND OBTAINING DOX!

>> No.1790750

>>1790674
HEY EVERYONE! LOOK HOW COOL 4CHAN IS.

WEAR T-SHIRTS THAT SAY 4CHAN AND PASS FLIERS AROUND YOUR SCHOOL ADVERTISING 4CHAN!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

>> No.1790760

>>1790750
Deal, broski.