/sci/ - Science & Math

>>1612221
Putin is going to fuck those dolphins.

also
>homosexual faggots.
redundant

also
homosexual isn't really an insult anymore, in fact it is more of a compliment because most gay guys are in much better shape then straight guys.

inb4
>aether
stopped reading there


captcha; compatibility aderper

HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

NOBODY LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY, I"M JUST BEING A TOOL LIKE ALWAYS! =D

I'm bisexual, however... fertility rate? how do you expect to have kids? What I say is colonize gay people with lesbian people, and let them decide whether to have children or not, with each other, I'm sure theres a way.

Still though, it's an abomination, just one they had no choice in, so it's more evil to treat them unequal.

this is my new trip, tired of fags impersonating me

make cthulhu one of the deities of your religion

if you don't, no one will join

>>1612241
real aether here, dont listen to him.

This is my REAL new trip, that guys a fuckken impersonator.

fuck you /sci/

LOL U GUYZ!

I forgot this was the religion section.

make sure god is a dragon in your religion

herpology is already a word, it means the study of reptiles

Guys, am I the only person in the world who can close his eyes and always, no matter what state, picture two lines that I can rotate, however, they both rotate as opposites, and sometimes cross each other, it's weird.

>>1612327

you're thinking of herpetology. aether is PhD in Derpological Studies, though

>>1612334

ok, picture a flapping line bird type thing... like this ^
then flap it a bit, then like kinda force it to break, and both lines individually rotate

like this, seeing as its bascially black, and using "thought" you literally create visible lines,

brb inception

I am not convinced that aether is schizophrenic.

I am now convinced that aether is a schizophrenic

the fuck is going on in this thread

you should close your eyes and try it you absolute homo. you're just made because god loves me.

Your thinking is good. No self-respecting religion names itself. You've got to get your name from the people mocking you, like the Christians, the Quakers, the Methodists, the Big Bang theory, etc.

But you need to supply us with more details about your religion so we can mock you properly. Get writing that book. You don't need to know the name of the religion to do that. Neither the book's title nor contents should include the name of your religion. From the book's perspective, your religion is just "the truth." So instead, choose some really pretentious title for your book which will increase the amount of mocking.

Remember that at the end of the day, you don't get to name your religion, we do.

mad
>you're even more mad now cause I double posted

>>1612425
god is a walrus all he does is eat bacon all day

Why is Vladimir Putin getting raped by two dolphins?

>>1612221

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i can do it with my eyes open