/sci/ - Science & Math

Then the escalator engineer kneels down and pulls out Tyson's cock. "Actually, Neil, I'm the one going down." He proceeds to suck Tyson off while cupping his balls with left hand and fisting his own asshole with right.

The end.

Well, that escalated and deescalated quickly

>>15972169
forgot the part at the end where neil proceeds to kiss himself on the lips on the nearest mirror

>Black holes are not actually holes at all, but balls. big black balls. Come back to my place and I'll show you.

>>15972169
Why r u Americans obsessed with bbc ?

Only if you're standing on it backwards, retard.

>>15972151
>Foolish child, you cannot take the elevator because it is the malls property and besides, it is much to large to steal (trust me in this, for I am a black scientist.) You can only ride the elevator, not take it.

>>15972408
>Space is big and black, like my penis.

>>15972375
Fart in my MOUF. NOW. FAGGIT

>>15972463
>lets talk about my favorite place in the Solar System ... Uranus.

>>15972408
Only engineers.

>>15972641
No because mind is a reduction also.

>>15972151
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "chuckling" *locks the bathroom door, takes off all his clothes and starts kissing himself in the mirror*

>>15973213
he really does that

>>15972317
Then he ends up kissing Adam Friedland

https://youtu.be/oVUF96TAvQs

>>15972151
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Haha, let me escalate things"
*Steals little girl*

>>15972151
He's actually interesting these days though.
He's probably been using chat gpt to learn everything he couldn't find growing up

>>15972151
I saw Neil Degrasse Tyson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>15972151
If nothing else, black science guy is good at trolling his audience on twitter.

>>15972169
Exhibit A: Mutt's law 1

>>15975900
he barely posts on twitter anymore now that the far left zog censorship on twitter has been somewhat weakened

>>15972151
Adam Ruins Everything: BET version

These threads are gross

Twitter is quaint compared to trashchan

>>15972151
Actually escalate is a mutation of escalade due to the popularity of escalators which were invented in the 1900s and gave it a name that is basically gibberish, trying to decode it means something like stair-er through.
So no it would not be de escalator since the direction of the motor does not change that is it an escalator. You would probably say let use the down escalator because it's the one set to move down, however it is already implied contextually in the little girl's sentence.
Thus Neil is wrong and the little girl is right.

>>15974237
He doesn't lock the door

>>15976954
>So no it would not be de escalator since the direction of the motor does not change that is it an escalator.
What if the motor stops?

>>15972151
>get on DE-escalator
>flip reverse switch
>becomes an escalator

Come to think of it, why don't these things have switches?
You always see 2 of them sitting next to each other, both unused.
Why not have a single escalator/DE-escalator with a beam break sensor at the stop and lower entrance.
If it senses someone entering the bottom it becomes and escalator, and when someone enters from the upper floor it becomes a DE-escalator.

If it senses nobody for 60 consecutive seconds then it turns off completely or just idles to save power.

>>15977960
It's probably banned by the building code. As it is, escalators are already twice as wide as they need to be.

old PBS footage of NDT demonstrating how to eat a watermelon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

>>15977939
Then it is still an escalator, but the property of not working is inherent to any thing that can work, therefore it is an escalator but with any description that indicates it's not working: broken escalator.

>>15978017
No they aren't. Even being as wide as they are I still get stuck behind lazy retards who stand still on them rather than walking up/down them half the time. At least with their current width I can walk past lazy retards who are at least polite enough to keep to one side.

>>15979083
why are you in such a hurry? you're not an important person headed to take care of an emergency.

>>15979072
Excellent instructional video. Its worth noting that Petey Greene was an ex-con who died of AIDS in the 1980s

>>15980876
I'm glad hes dead, hopefully NDT dies of AIDS soon too

>>15977960
Holy shit you're retarded

>>15972151
Why is BSM following little girls around?

>>15982312
people who think energy needs to be conserved are generally people who think global warming is real, so you are doubtlessly correct

what do you call a black guy if he were a scientist?

>>15983792
>science: develops a whole bunch of different methods to generate fucktons of energy
>also science: NOOOOO STOP USING ENERGY!!!!

>>15985144
The marshmallow test tests trust. Climate conference private jets destroy that trust. Conspicuous consumption can't be prevented by being hypocrisy. Anything I forgo will be wasted by others to assert their social status. It can't be saved.

>>15983894
A nigger

>>15983894
negroes can't be scientists, black soience man tried as hard as he could and completely failed out

>>15983894
Dr. Danielle Twum, PhD

>>15972151
..and when the de-escalator tries to bring you down?
go crazy

>>15972169
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>>15972471
wtf I love black science man now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

dude can't even manage a movie theater

>>15972151
"air" planes are axtually made out of aluminum, not air

>>15992778
They're also 3 dimensional rather than planar

>>15972408
nigger penus is a fun thing to yell out as the new taboo expletive

Apple butter does not contain butter, despite it being in the name. I am a science black man.

>>15972169
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>>15972314
Reddit moment

Black Science Man is always a healthy reminder of how stupid and useless astro idiots are. He completely killed the meme of astrogarbage being something that intelligent people do

>>15995777
thats the one saving grace of him and ppl like picrel, they reveal what idiots academic types truly are

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>>15996814
it was so bizarre to see this pic get praised all over the normie internet as if this was a moment we'd all remember when we are old