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>> No.1486344
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>> No.1486367

>>1486351
I lol'd heartily.

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>> No.1486374

>>1486363
That's old,
The computer on the left is about 400$ cheaper now.

>> No.1486379

Wow, I'm already out of sci humor...

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>> No.1486391

>>1486379
/sci/ was never funny.

>> No.1486400

Why did the tachyon cross the road?

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>> No.1486396

To get to the other side.

>> No.1486406

>>1486400
To get to the same side!

>> No.1486411

>>1486400
To go count your CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.1486417

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender kicks him out and he leaves with no resistance.

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>> No.1486433

>>1486399
That vacuum is an external influence on the rocket. If powerful enough, it could actually move the rocket until they come into contact or you run out of hose.

>> No.1486448

>>1486424
this is just sad

>> No.1486455

>>1486406
>>1486400
fucking fail

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>> No.1486476

An engineer, physicist and mathematician are visiting a conference, and are staying in a hotel for 3 nights.

During the first night, when the engineer wakes up to go to the toilet, he smells smoke coming from the hallway, and he notices that someone set a table in the hall on fire, quickly the engineer empties the trash can from his room and fills it with water, and he extinguishes the fire.

During the second night when the physicist gets up to go to the toilet, there is again smoke, and someone set fire to a table in the hallway again, the physicist calculates the best conditions to throw water at the table, and he fills a trash can with as few water as possible and extinguishes the fire.

The third night, when the mathematician wakes up, again there is a fire in the hallway, the mathematician looks at the fire, thinks a bit and says: "Ah, a solution exists." and he goes back to sleep.

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>> No.1486518

>>1486336

i actually laughed out loud,

i feel like a dork now

well played.

>> No.1486531

>>1486498


Oh god I lol'ed

>> No.1486550

>>1486505
Fairly accurate.

>> No.1486560

>>1486505
The integral in the comic isn't unintegretable.

>> No.1486590

>>1486560
Check the bounds.

>> No.1486607

>>1486590
Oh, lulz.

>> No.1487802

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

>> No.1487964

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician says "give me one beer The second mathematician says "give me half of a beer". The third mathematician says "give me one fourth of a b-" and the bartender says "fuck you guys." and pours two beers.

>> No.1487969

aww

OP caption should be:

INERTIA
IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER

>> No.1487984

>>1486505
i love the fact that highest grade in class = 63%
pretty much how school is.