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2586007 No.2586007 [Reply] [Original]

> I died for you

>> No.2586021
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2586021

cool-story-bro

>> No.2586023

No you didn't, fag.

>> No.2586028

>>2586007
Waste of a death if you ask me.

>> No.2586031

No you didn't. You died for your failed rebellion.

>> No.2586040

So thanks to you I can have anal sex, kill people, call black people niggers and shit?

You the man dude bro

>> No.2586043

>>2586021
>if its a myth then adam and eve never existed
Whoa, how did you make that jump?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

>> No.2586045

He got killed because he was a total douche.

Screaming on the streets he could turn water into wine and shit like this got him killed. Fucking crazy hobo. You deserved it.

Funny enough all the people who follow this retard are liars too.

>> No.2586054
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2586054

>implying an immortal god letting himself "die" for three days is any real sacrifice

>> No.2586056

>>2586043
Wow, your idiocy has made me speechless.

>> No.2586064

Well, this is not science related.

>> No.2586070

>>2586054
No, try immortal God surrendering immortality to become human and suffer for us.

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2586067

>>2586043

hahahaha

Keep going dude only 7% left!

>> No.2586072

You did? Jeeez. Can you kill your self again, please? You still seem to stick around..

>> No.2586076

>>2586070

>immortal surrendering immortality
>surrendering immortality
>no longer immortal

Are you saying God is dead now?

>> No.2586079

>>2586070
>surrendering immortality
>still comes back after three days

It's never really specified why exactly he had to do this for us, anyway. Did he make up the rule himself?

>> No.2586080

>>2586070
>surrendering his immortality
Nice theory. Too bad he magically came back to life.

>> No.2586086

>>2586079
dunno; it was the sign of the times, and the only one promised to that wicked and evil generation; the sign of Jonah and the whale. three days in the belly of the beast, and then emergence

>> No.2586090

>>2586067
>>2586056
Due to moral degradation, people reverted to caveman appearances

>> No.2586095
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2586095

> I cried for you

>> No.2586099

>>2586090
lrn2/sci/
>nofunallowed.jpeg

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2586104

> I dyed for you

>> No.2586105
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2586105

> I dyed for you

>> No.2586109
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2586109

>I dyed four ewe

>> No.2586111
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2586111

>I dieted for you

>> No.2586112

>>2586109
>implying nobody died for you.

Why don't you face reality?

>> No.2586113

>>2586043
haha, not bad
6/10

y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve are not real people
(well...not set individual people..the person who holds the 'title' changes over time)

>> No.2586116

>>2586113
Y would that be?

>> No.2586121

>>2586113
bullshit

you have no idea what you are talking about.

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2586123

He died for us.

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2586124

>>2586116

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>>2586112

I heard you dyed for my sins too

>> No.2586128

>>2586116
because it can jump forward in time many generations if the last of somebodys line dies out.

mitochondrial eve is the name given to the woman who is closest ancestor of all humans alive today.
as people die off, the person with the title is catapulted forward in time.

for example, if i kill everybody in the world who is not related to me, my grandmother is now mitochondrial eve.

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2586131

> I fried for you

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2586135

>>2586121

hahahahaha

You done did it brosef :P

>> No.2586138

>>2586128
fuck...didnt mean to sage...it stuck in the e-mail field from an earlier post...

>> No.2586142

He/she died for it.

>> No.2586144

>>2586109
/thread

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2586146

> Eye dyed

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2586151

ok can some one explain to me why it is that Christians get mad when i dont believe in their stupid rules. im confused, first they tell m eim going to hell cause i do gay sex, then they say I have to believe in there rules? Isnt that like the KKK trying to convert blacks?

>> No.2586157

Well I mean you can use the "Evolution was the Means" argument, where the "Seven Days" is not 168 hours but a metaphor for several eras of evolutionary change.

Also there's the "Jesus is the only born son of god." thing, where Jesus was human, not an immortal god, I'm not sure what pointy hated retard said he was god... it is quite the jump.

>> No.2586161

>>2586151
A society without rules is not a civilized society. It's nothing but anarchy.

>> No.2586162

>>2586007
get over it

>> No.2586171

>>2586151
>ok can some one explain to me why it is that Christians get mad when i dont believe in their stupid rules.
Yes


>im confused,
Not my problem

> Isnt that like the KKK trying to convert blacks?

Derp

>> No.2586174

>>2586157

>where Jesus was human, not an immortal god,
>Jesus was not an immortal god
>Jesus was not god
>Jesus not god
>not god


Why do so many people say he was? I think you got your religions mixed.

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2586172

>>2586007
disregard this troll, I'm god
pic related

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2586179

>i made pie for you

>> No.2586183

>>2586161
i have a society with rules, its called the rule of law. hows that relate to converting balcks?

>> No.2586187

>>2586007
Oh Jesus! You could have been such an hero, it was a shame.

>> No.2586188

>>2586174
Who's getting what mixed?

>> No.2586193

>>2586179
Best Jesus so far.

>> No.2586204

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW DARE YOU EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE RELIGION EXISTS WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN EARSHOT, I FEEL OPPRESSED BY YOUR WORDS, THEREFORE I WILL BE SKIPPING WORK FOR MANY DAYS TO ATTEND RALLYS THAT BAN YOUR KIND FROM SPREADING YOUR OPPRESSIVE IDEAS

>> No.2586208

>>2586183
Laws need to be based on the concept of right and wrong, which the Bible has but atheism lacks.

>> No.2586215

>>2586204
This is why people hate self-proclaimed agnostics.

>> No.2586220

>>2586204
>HOW DARE YOU EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE RELIGION EXISTS
I don't know about you bro, but I don't believe in religion. I mean there is no proof that this "Religion" thing exists. Come on, a bunch of people gathering together in peace to worship some superhero? That's nuts, that could never happen in reality.

>> No.2586228

>>2586208
But the Bible isn't the only... fuck it.

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>>2586208

>mfw

>> No.2586235

>>2586220
right on brother! totally rad!

stick it to religion!

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>>2586007
the guy that also created this thing for us should better be dead

>> No.2586249

>>2586157
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arian_controversy

>> No.2586253

>>2586208
wrong!
the concept of write act or wrong act doent need the bible. assuming that no bible = no moral. is a logical falicy. I believe in human dignity. Because this belief satisfies the solopolistic tendency of human separation, and allows for the formation of a social contract.
the bible says flat out its wrong and immoral to talk to a woman on her rag. yet we find a moral problem with that. so we decide that is not realy one of gods rules. by your account we cant do that because moral = the bible.

>> No.2586260

>>2586208

>Laws need to be based on the concept of right and wrong, which the Bible has but atheism lacks.

>concept of right and wrong
>Bible has
>atheism lacks

then why is it that christian are always on the wrong side of social progress?

gay marriage, contraceptives, child molestation, rape, murder...

christianity is on the wrong side of things on all of these issues.

not to mention all the other morally bad things christianity did

you are on the wrong side of facts, morality, decency, you are just plain wrong.

also yes, atheism doesn't have a definition of what is right and wrong as a life style.

beacuse it isn't one, atheism isn't a religion or a set of values, it is something you don't have.

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>>2586237

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>>2586007

You said you died for us. Thanks to stars that died billions of years ago our Solar System, Earth, life on it, homo sapiens and your sorry ass came to existence. If something deserves to be worshiped, it would be early massive stars. So fuck you, I'm gonna be a Starologist.
All Hail Great Nebula!

>> No.2586293

>>2586260
>then why is it that christian are always on the wrong side of social progress?
i don't think you understand how this works.

>> No.2586321

>>2586293

explain it to me.

>> No.2586331

>>2586321
Sure.

>> No.2586361

>>2586054
And on top of all this, he gets to go to an eternal paradise for sacrificing himself to himself.

>> No.2586363

>>2586361
I know right?

>> No.2586375

>>2586361

but wasn't he already in eternal paradise?
wait didn't he make paradise?

the trinity thing always gives me a headache.

and what the fuck is the holy spirit?
god's semen?
his soul?
why does god need a soul?
why does god need semen?
fucking trinity, a lot of things are retarded but that literally makes my head hearts.

>> No.2586393

>>2586375
Well, he created a paradise but then he fucked it up and turned it into earth because his kids ate his apples without permission.

Cranky old bastard is probably muttering in his rocking-chair and cleaning his shotgun.

>> No.2586391

>>2586157
yeah, or you could actually believe what the bible says, since it is always true

>> No.2586399

>>2586375
the Holy Spirit binds the Father and Son together into one triune entity; it is the revealed nature of God

one day soon, the Holy Spirit will bind all of the believers of Jesus together with Himself, the Father, and the Son

>> No.2586403

>>2586054
>implying going from godhood to human isn't a worse event than death

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>>2586007
>Shroud of Turin

Some guy who lived around 1200-1300 died for me?
Why the fuck should I care?

>> No.2586419

>>2586007
firefighters die for you too you know
and they die in large numbers

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>>2586399
>what retards actually believe

>> No.2586447

>>2586405
lrn2 carbon dating

>> No.2586452

>>2586405

what is the Shroud of Turin?

>>2586399

that makes it more retarded and confusing, not less.

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2586466

Guise,

Jesus never existed.

He's as real as santa claus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_jesus

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>>2586447
Sorry, I meant 1260-1390. Same bullshit though.

"as indicated by carbon dating which placed the artifact between 1260 and 1390"


Sources:

William Meacham, "The Authentication of the Turin Shroud: An Issue in Archaeological Epistemology", Current Anthropology, Volume 24, N° 3, June 1983, Article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin