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kek, CERN scientists are really running out of ideas to not admit they have spent 70 years, billions of dollars, and tens of thousands of aggregate IQ points to produce absolutely nothing

https://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-capture-elusive-4d-ghost-in-cern-particle-accelerator
>Physicists Capture Elusive 4D 'Ghost' in CERN Particle Accelerator
>There's a specter haunting the tunnels of a particle accelerator at CERN.
>In the Super Proton Synchrotron, physicists have finally measured and quantified an invisible structure that can divert the course of the particles therein, and create problems for particle research.
>It's described as taking place in phase space, which can represent one or more states of a moving system. Since four states are required to represent the structure, the researchers view it as four-dimensional.
>This structure is the result of a phenomenon known as resonance, and being able to quantify and measure it takes us a step closer to solving a problem universal to magnetic particle accelerators.
>"With these resonances, what happens is that particles don't follow exactly the path we want and then fly away and get lost," says physicist Giuliano Franchetti of GSI in Germany. "This causes beam degradation and makes it difficult to reach the required beam parameters."

>> No.16102830

Oh, gee. I wonder what's on TV right now. Three Body Problem? Where particle physics has an uh oh aliens accidentally our research? Yawn.

>> No.16102831

>>16102796
The electron is a superluminal particle
All electromagnetic phenomena are a side effect of this

>> No.16102977

>model fails to predict particle behaviours
>g-ghosts
I am not suggesting higher dimensional structures are impossible, but it seems presumptuous to derive any conclusion from it

>> No.16103054

>>16102796
Lmao

>> No.16103060

>>16102796
this is exactly why, in ancient times of long passed civilizations of high technology, the populations revolted against the "priests of science", and murdered them all and destroyed everything, leaving their civilizations to die off.
time and time again history repeats.
the erasure and cancelation of true history everytime, aids in this repeating over and over

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>omg, my brain, it feels so big!!!
>its full of so much schizo kike jargon and fancy basedence polysyllables
>oh no
>i can't hold it in any longer
>i'm…
>i'm gonna…
>i'm gonna QUANTUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!

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>>16102796
>mugh prootoon computah from the muvis is reel

>> No.16103066

>>16102796
>scientists never say anything about ghosts
blame the dipshit journo who couldn't understand anything being said so just jumped immediately to the supernatural

>> No.16103075

>>16102796
Resonance Cascade?

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Wow! It makes my particle hard. How monumental is this, scibros? Should we start burning all physics books, or just selected chapters?

>> No.16103084

DEFUND COLLIDERS

completely fruitless boondoggles.