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If evolution is real, how do I evolve into this??

>> No.12677600
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>>12677589
Hmm big booba

>> No.12677649

>>12677589
Titcow eugenics programs. For the good of the species. God wills it.

>> No.12677702

>>12677589
You must be a woman and fat.
Guess which of the two you will never be.

>> No.12678099

>>12677589
Janny's gonna freak

>> No.12678101

>>12677589
>how do I evolve into this??

you need to die several hundred thousand times

>> No.12678105

>>12677589
>one shot at life
>not s big tiddy hucow
Why even live?

>> No.12678703

>>12678099
Newfag here, what janny?

>> No.12678706

>>12678703
janitor

>> No.12678830

You gotta show me your pics first then I'll put it on consideration. For science

>> No.12679894

>>12678703
People who work for free

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>>12677589
Bullet to the head should do the trick

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>Bullet to the head should do the trick

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>>12677589
Mooba

>> No.12680389

>>12677589
Dammit OP, I've almost lost hope. There's a new COVID variant out there and the vaccine may not work on it. The world's gone to shit and this might be the new normal now. But OP, fat anime cow tiddies give me hope.

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>>12680269
Warning! A virus has been detected in image 1602959423066.gif. For your safety this picture has been moved to quarantine.

>> No.12680423

>>12677589
evolution is generational. sorry buddy. if you want to become pic related the only recourse is surgery.

>> No.12680588

>>12677589
>you'll never fuck an autistic NEET from /sci/ who somehow turned themselves into a cowgirl

>> No.12680597

>>12678099
FUCK janny breh

>> No.12680599

>>12680588
Never? Stop being so hopeless

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>>12677589
fat, strogens, be a slut, fuck chads only, profit

>> No.12680633

>>12680602
What the fuck is that thing?

>> No.12680637

>>12680633
a sex doll

>> No.12680638

>>12680633
>>12680637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi
Yes it's a sex thing

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>>12677589
Seek help or ngmi
https://nofap.com

>> No.12682169

>>12677589
Apply noose to neck

>> No.12682584

>>12677589
You will never be a real cowgirl

>> No.12682761

Unless you could change your chromosomes or revert to a prior state before you became male in the womb, selective breeding for your descendants is your best bet.

>> No.12682928
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For the love of God WHY CANT ANIME BE REAL

>> No.12682937

It can be real. But the question is, at what cost?

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>>12682928
It can. Objectively, the most popular features of anime characters are that of north/eastern asian genetics and northern european. These are also the genetic traits that the world seems to worship. A mass genocide would do the trick or we could breed carefully to produce a future generation similar to OPs pic related. Keep in mind that you cant have the best of both worlds for men and women. If the Women look like OP's pic related then the men may take on some qualities, like height. We all want a good height big titty waifu but we also want to be a blonde hair blue-eyed chad that 6' 4" with a 8 inch min cock... We could do it but you have to convince the black, most latinas, and most arabs to do it.

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>>12682928
Here's the first step in anime's progression.

>> No.12683430

>>12677589
ywnbaw

>> No.12683570

>>12679894
that's preposterous.
are you telling there a men (if one call them that) that are willing to labor for no monetary compensation whatsoever?

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>>12677589
Look into DNA editing

>> No.12684036

>>12683430
you will never be the man your father wanted you to be

>> No.12684085

>>12677589
I'm pretty sure anime is literally dysgenic.

>> No.12684120

>>12683103
Was there always a sub genre of this shit?
https://twitter.com/tiefbalu17/status/1230365729112940544?lang=en

>> No.12684331

>>12683430
i WILL be a woman.

>> No.12684347

>>12684036
>implying my father ever cared about me at all