/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5773573
hah! wow, someone made a gif to solve it
well, im fucking having that

checkmating athiests with one word:

CONSCIOUSNESS

>>5675728
>You don't know anything about drugs
HAHAHAH!
wow, best laugh i've had all day
i'm a fucking veteran, hun

>>5642620
>There is no such things as alpha females.
hah! so naive

>>5598038
>You really are quick to judge.
no, im just pretty quick to spot you for the cunt that you are

>I'm pretty sure I'm far more intelligent than you are
hah! oh wow.
<<<
i'm COMPLETELY sure, that you're not

>Point is, why are you replying if you have nothing to contribute to my original question?
just reminding you to GTFO my /sci/. with your shitty threads.
unfortunately the rest of /sci/ is just too polite to say this too you
they just simply ignore you
and i think i'll go and join them

yeah, fuck off

>>5506401
>If No, stop and read how to do it.
ahahha!!
[sarcasm] wow, yeah, that's not gonna kill the fucking romance at all [/sarcasm]

>oh hold on a second, luv. i'm a fucking retard. you just wait on the bed while i consult google about how to put a fucking condom on properly

LMAO

>>5283702
delusional beta detected

>>5152340
ahahah! fucking what!!? you can connect directly to the coconuts! what sorcery is this!?

>>5143862
ahahahha!!
oh wow, you were genuinly trolled by that, wernt you?
hah, oh wow

"Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake."

>>5053404
wow, that is uncanny, you sound exactly like her.

and dont be a fag, OP just asked for help, not a full completion of it.
just guide him in the right direction then, if you wanna help.

>>5018534
>trying to ride a bike
>on shrooms
haha! wow!
more daring than i am.

>>4988107
ahahah!
fucking saved!

>>4977705
>mfw my shitty plugin thought you were trying to link me to the 9th ever /sci/post

>>4974601
>For women, it isn't a drug at all. It's a circular band of precious metal that is affixed around the left "ring" finger.
>It is expensive but works with almost 100% effectiveness.

lol'd hard
:D

>>4963315
hahaha, are you just pretending to be trolled?
coz wow, thats pretty bad.

>>4960713
hahaha. wow, nice

"What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secretraids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit. If only you could ave know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

>>4959445
ahahah!
oh please, do detail in what way that's 'the right thing'

>>4889108
are you me!!???

i was literally gonna post that exact same thing a hour ago, but then decided 'nah, thats a bit tasteless"

...wow, fuck!

>>4874560
ahhahaha! are you implying you think that anon is haz?
haz NEVER referred to me as 'the queen of /sci/
she thinks the whole idea of /sci/ having a queen is completely retarded

>>4842522
hahaha, wut??
>walking down the fucking street and using one of the million unsecured wireless networks.

what? to PRINT his fucking project out on? haha, ya, and then to break into their fucking house and steal it from the printing tray...

>>4823126
hahhaha
hahHAHAHAHHAA!!
wow, good luck, you'll need it

to make sure you dont waste your time, get guiness on side to start observing you, and make it a legit record attempt
(you will almost certainly fail, this shit's retarded)

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/faq/

>>4820316

>"you fucking little chief'
wow, wat?
haha, fucking dumass

>>4818518
ahhahah!, wow, i did actually google translate that

>>4770935
>That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right.

lol, thanx again for the link. totally worth it