/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46692300
Batcat also cat

mofu morning

>>46692318
As is birdcat.

Thick hag this, loli brat that. Where are the monster girls of the nubile maiden variety?

You have encountered the fat, lethargic Ocelomeh of the local hunter tribe. She does not hunt very well or often because she is so lazy. You have taken her by surprise and thus have the advantage.

Be careful how you proceed...

>>46692413
[X] Paizuri

You're gay if you wouldn't marry a holstaur.

I'm sorry, but it's just a fact. It's not even up for debate. They're the litmus test for heterosexuality.
Not saying they have to be your favorite girl or one of your choice picks, but if you're completely against marrying one, you're a homosexual.

>>46692394
Did you perhaps mean, maidens of the nile variety?

>>46692544
What is that cow doing to that poor baphomet?

>>46692630
She's showing that bapho the errors of her ways.

>>46692630
Moggenings

>>46692514
No anon! You fool! She'll suck the tip and consume the climax and gain an instant power boost from your essence! You won't be able to escape then! She'll have the energy to move quick even if she is fat and flip you right around to start amazon pressing! You'll doom yourself!

going to make a hell-bogie at build a bogie workshop for the ultimate fluffy/plush creature that's inescapable. I really wonder how the market is for these stores if they're only mysteriously popping up for a single person at a time

>>46692544
>Holst: yes
>Haku: yes, please!
>Mino: easy pass
What's your fancy strip say about me?

>>46692635
>>46692645
Why is the Bapho enjoying it?

>New girl is released
>She's already forgotten

>Ask Malef out on a date
>She says yes
>Now just awkwardly looking at her while waiting for our food
What do I say? What do I do? I didn’t think I’d get this far

>>46692413
Be polite and greet her.
A gentleman should always be well mannered, even when dsaking with jungle savages.

>>46692413
lie down next to her, grab her around the waist, push my face into her cleavage, and snuggle with her while she naps in the sun.

>>46692666
Because she’s starting to realize she’d like to have tits like that too.

>>46692544
I like alps.

>>46692854
Fag.

>>46692907
Nah.

>>46692300
Monsters bullying boys in schools is a serious problem. We have to do something about it.

>>46692743
I don't know, ask her what it's like being a dragon I guess?

Protect.

>>46692854
>>46692907
>tfw no Alp that femdoms you and calls you a faggot for it

>>46693019
Alp calling someone a fag is their mating call.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

>>46692929
Clearly if a young girl is acting out it’s because she lacks an adult male authority figure in her life, so I propose we pair these girls up with men from town, single of course so they can focus their time and energy on teaching these girls proper manners. In fact I would like to volunteer to lead this project and prove that it can work.

>>46693035
What monsters would be from Barbados?

>>46693232
please do be so kind as to never post this shit again

>>46693257

>>46693232
>Canonically cucks darling
Nah, EMG sucks.

>>46693282
>Canonically cucks
what?

This cow does things to me.

>>46693312
>Obese black shit
Nah, this cow sucks.

>>46693318
Choke on a potato.

>>46693318
>you have alerted the hound

>German hellhounds

>>46693417
They shit on you?

I really like hohw Germans got the designated shit fetish, when we have Pajeets who literally worship and eat cow plops.

>>46693417
Tibetan hellhounds

>>46693477
>Easily bullyable jinko that gets upset when you tell her all jinkos have a shit fetish and that she wants to fuck her holst neighbor
>calls you "saar"
>works a customer service tech support job
>all the food she shares with you is unreasonably spicy
>doesn't shower (stinks good)
That you for giving me this idea

>wet horsepussy came and attention to her went away in like a day
Another Phoenix huh.

>>46693624
We don't take kindly to horsepussy 'round these parts

Kunoichi is just a poor man's succubus, and with no wings.

>>46693662
But she's a NINJA. That makes her like 10 times as cool.

>>46693662
More like a succ is just a kunoichi without proper training.

>>46693624
Another almost all of them, anon. The wait times just make it funnier and more notable.

>>46693702
ambush tactics, stealth and ability to wrestle her husband to the ground in seconds are hardly "proper".

>>46693758
For some reason I'm thinking of Gazer. Barely anyone talks about her, despite her being top-shelf.

If a monster leaves her panties in your locker, what am I supposed to do? Return them to her?

>>46693702
Yeah, and I'm a poor man so give me normal succ

>>46693790
Man I don't know what to tell you other than that we're using different definitions for the word 'proper'.

>>46693471
I don't understand this "German == Scat" meme.

>>46693904
It's because they make poop porn, don't worry about it

>>46692743
play footsie

>>46693624
Because most people here are tourists that only want girls with cat ears and tail or fox ears and tail(s) and nothing else.

Centaurs are the test for whether someone is a true monster girl enjoyer or not. If you wouldn't wife a centaur at all and mate with her horse half, you're a tourist, plain and simple. You get a pass if you're into arachnes or other monster girls with extreme biologies of course.

Also doesn't help that kelpie's design is a bit bland.

>>46693845
If you don't want it to happen to you, then it's not proper.
Don't tell you want to be ambushed and wrestled by a kunoichi.

>>46693951
>Centaurs are the test for whether someone is a true monster girl enjoyer or not.
Xenomorphs are, actually. Centaurs are peak normie stuff.

>>46693904
germans are into some weird stuff

>>46693976
I'm quite certain the Japanese outdo everyone in terms of "weird stuff."

>>46693967
I'd fuck a xenomorph but not a half-horse because that's weird. Steeds are for transportation, not lewding.

>>46693987
You'd have to work pretty hard to outdo pamperchu.

Fairies are the ultimate monster girl because they are small and cute and I like them

>>46693967
<3

>>46693232
>she bites

>>46692300
Tacocat....

>>46693951
People who say this are invariably closet furries. You even have that pseudo elitist-combined-with-persecution-complex attitude, just like furfags that always try to derail any monster girl mention on any other board into a furry spam.
I genuinely hope you get immeasurably angry any time you see a normal catgirl, foxgirl, a succubus or any other "human in cosplay".
The appeal of MGs is more than what's on the outside. That's the whole point. You should go check out /mlp/ or /trash/, those places were created for people just like you.

>>46694098
Imagine wasting so many words on a closet horse fucker.

>>46693959
Okay, I won't.

>>46694098
>The appeal of MGs is more than what's on the outside.
For the most case this is girls that will murder you for food or keep you as a sex slave.

"CHESHIRES could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CHESHIRES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CHESHIRES," he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of mamono after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.

>>46694145
MGQ goes to >>>/vg/

>>46693904
Blame the merchants.

>>46693624
It's cause people here have the species they like and stick to that. So they don't really have much to talk about regarding new species. I like the Kelpies design and her personality is cool and lore around it is cool. But it's very local so one can't expand discussion on it much.

It's too late. They've already infiltrated. We were never not surrounded.

>>46694160
Red racist and blue bitch.

Even though they are different species, I still can't help but picture a pyrow and a kunoichi as sisters, with kunoichi being the older, responsible, calm and proper sibling, and pyrow being the younger, bratty, smug and irresponsible one.

>>46693951
>ackchyually true monster girls...
Enough of this shit, pls.

>>46694160
Despite the fact that short hair is ultimately much more practical, I have a fondness for kunoichis with long hair tied in ponytails.

>>46694158
This, I think. I found the perfect girl in Trolls and now everything else is a downgrade. I post other monsters mainly out of courtesy.

>>46693967
Centaurs are special because there is enough human girl to lead the curious to temptation, but the horse half is a big enough deal that you can't just pretend it doesn't exist.

>>46694185
>virtually no difference between the harpy and demon in this pic and yet one is not a "true" monster girl
How does the paint thinner taste?

>>46694201
>hands
>no hands
Come on anon, anyone can notice that.

>>46694192
All according to plan. The long hair can be used as a distraction as well as to hide ninja tools. She'll be the kunoichi disguised as a geisha or hostess who strikes when you least expect it. Masters of disguise, not just stealth.

>>46694193
Kelpie profile is good. It has cool lore bits of being good singers and lake guardians and people helping them get a man with silence but it's very local. You have to imagine a scenario of like a town that has a Kelpie lake guardian that also sings for them, so a festival celebrating a new season and Kelpie singing for example.

>>46694209
>mock a long-haired kunoichi's hairstyle
>she silently pulls out her demonrealm silver hairpins and pinshots you from thirty yards

>>46694208
>focusing on hands
Found the freak.

>>46694201
The early mgs threads were retarded thanks to mgqtards. That picture was more than overused back then.

>>46693417

>>46694179
Could work with an Echidna.

>>46694209
>The long hair can be used as a distraction as well as to hide ninja tools.
Or to hide her blushing face.

God I need a hag right now.

>>46693477
For Germans, it's an insult. For pajeets, it's life. People also just like to pretend pajeets don't exist and aren't polluting the internet.

Anyhow, for me? It's a Russian demon.

>>46694286
>zello zir anone pleíz zígn da kontract, ai need a huzbant

/pol/ hours?

>>46694223
>mock a kunoichi
>she attacks
>complimen ther
>she attacks trying to hide her embarrassment
>ignore her
>she attacks, angry at you for not giving her attention
There's just no winning with these girls.

>>46692394
>Thick hag this, loli brat that. Where are the monster girls of the nubile maiden variety?
Were they not already included in the loli brat category?

>>46693624
Kelpie has to compete with lot of aquatic girls, most of them top tier. She sadly doesnt stand out much
KC shpuld've gone hippocampi really, atleast their design would've been far more interesting to talk about

>>46694333
...I need to practice my penmanship first...

>>46694335
We call her purrler, here.

Of course Mick's upset KC released a new girl, I should've known

>>46693624
From the paywall era, the only girls with any staying power were Pyrows and Malefs.

Ave, True to Caesar.

>>46694350
I like her design but it is in the end just a water centaur. That's true.

Food for thought.
>the laws in the cat kingdom favor cats
>men have to do what cats say
>". As long as men living in the kingdom obey the law and adore cats, they are promised a life with all their necessities taken care of; "
>including married men
>but monster girls consider men the same species as them
So in practice the cat kingdom doesn't enforce this law or it only cares about female cats.

>>46694402
Will I impress a Malef Dragon if I show her my CK2 knowledge and my ironman restored rome save?

Jinko
but fat

Anon
but raped

Anon
But maledom

Anon loses to regular succs

Anon but covered in lilim sauce

>>46694537
She couldn't say no to Anon's homecooked meals because it'd be rude.

>>46694675
A MERE LAPCAT

>>46692318
Batcat best cat.

>>46694697
But I want to curl up in HER lap! While she gently strokes my hair and says she loves me!

>>46694715
If she fits, she sits
If she doesn't fit, too bad, she sits anyway

>>46694715
No father figure moment

>>46694732
A lot of broken people here. Your point?

The mamono order shall reign!

>>46692300

Cats and dogs are united in their ability to mindbreak anons with sitting on his face

>>46694732
yes, your behavior is

>>46694339
Your problem is that you're thinking defensively. You have to attack first.

>>46694770
Some of them need to grow spines

>>46694838
NTA but many of us are not really the violent type.

>>46693578
This is why all jinkos will tell you they're Siberian.

>>46694863
Manticore spines will do.

>>46694838
>anon and kunoichi take turns trying to attack each another
>it turns into a weird game where they try to one-up their opponent in everything
>cut to kunoichi in an apron
>"Yes I DID bake your favorite pie and I did it PERFECTLY, I WIN"

>>46693624
Kelpie is too wet for most Hosspussy anons, and to Hoss for most Fishfucker anons.
>very niche
Personally I think her art is great - and I'm a Hossfucker, but I'm not into swimming and living in the water - so not really for me.

>>46694778
I can fix her!

>>46693624
>>46692732
I mean, I'm sure plenty of people have jacked it to her, it's just that not many people outside of /b/ or /trash/ advertise the fact

>>46694944
Cue image of Cent-waifu and her Anon riding past the river, looking down at the Wet-hoss:
> "And I didn't need to trap my Husbando into riding my back"

The femdom/entrapment aspect is also another niche factor.

>>46694944
Normal Centaurs can already swim for swimming pools or Onsen-play.

>2 legs good
>4 legs better
>8 legs best
>Oomukade even better than that!

>>46694944
There's something strange about this horse, but I can't put my finger on it.

>Snakes lower body is basically one entire leg
They can't stop winning.

How does someone without magical senses tell the difference between a Dark Mage and a 3DPD sorceress?
>>46695153
The AI gave her two sets of ears.

>Dormouse on one side
>Weresheep on the other
You're never leaving the bed

What is the ultimate hag?
I need a greater challenge

>>46695164
>The AI gave her two sets of ears.
To be fair, human artists do that too.

>>46695057
>"And I didn't need to trap my Husbando into riding my back"
That's not very nice. Why are centaurs such cunts?

>>46695112
DryHoss getting wet is BestHoss

>>46695254
cute dork
but we can go dorkier

>>46695158
One leg best.

Big bloodbags.

>>46695325
What if
HUGE sloog wife?

>>46695361

>>46695186
Its both handdrawn and AI when the artist doesn't know how to fill the 'missing'spot with a hairstyle that covers the 3d-ear location.
Personally I'm not fussed, if you can take Hosspussy, having 2 sets of ears is aminor issue.
Assuming they aren't just a nonfunctional equivalent flap of skin without an internal ear-canal as part of looking semi-human, like egg-laying Lamias having non-lactating 'chest-lumps' or a rear ass-cleft when they would have no asshole at the back is just a form of mimicry of real 3d features.

permaban AIfags, pls.

>>46695441
Also, >>46694944 has those ears in canon and the AI doesn't know to leave it out.

>>46695441
>non-lactating
proofs?

Has hatter got a bigger dumpy than troll?

>>46695129
A fellow boog leg appreciator i see.>>46695112

>AI spam
>chinese /vg/slop spam

>>46695502
Why even care? If the picture is a monstergirl then it's on topic to the thread.

>>46695441
It may be evolution to have 2 sets of functional ears so mamonos can listen to recorded music.

>>46695520
I know "bad faith" is lost on you

>>46695472
Hedcanon/theory as only mammals need to lactate.
Unless Lamias birth and hatch an egg, but then also breastfeed the babysnek.

>>46695544
>Hedcanon
Ah, so you are a retarded faggot. Thanks for clarifying.

>>46695260
I think the only time BestHoss got out-dorked was meeting the Weeb-icorn.

>>46695520
>If the picture is a monstergirl then it's on topic to the thread.
That's not true, at least when it comes to the chink gacha spam. On this board every image and post should be related to Japanese culture, something /v/ and /vg/ tourists keep forgetting.

>>46695581
Go ask the mods of /jp/ to remove all Genshin as it's Chink.
>only come back after they do

>>46695586
What the fuck is that neck

>>46695605
Nta, but I think it's AI drawing from a figurine by those leg joints.

>>46695535
Or they need really long telephones.

Why are elves like this?

>>46695535
She should get some airpods.

>5 pm
>Completely wasted in a the bad end bar
>Still ask for more
Can I leave the bar unwed?

>>46695602
Not my fault you get what you pay for when it comes to 4jannies. Still doesn't change the fact that board rules are clear on this, chink gacha is off-topic.

>>46695658
Depends, do you hear the heavy breathing of a giant hag behind you?

Trustworthiness?

>>46695441
They may just be lumps to hold their glasses on.
Although GS seems to wear those headphones all the time with or without ears underneath.

>>46695691
Trust is stored in the breasts, the bigger, heavier and saggier they are, the more trustworthy

>>46695376
That is a short elf.

>>46695668
>...board rules
And not one single fuck is given by anyone else.

>>46695696
I think they're suppose to represent blinkers used in hoss-racing on a bridle but have never watched the irl GS to see if they are worn, and if it is a bridle, the others should all have one too.

>>46695622
Mge normal Elves aren't actually slutty, it's only when they get Succubized. But since normie Elves stay in Elf villages, the ones Anons are likely to meet are all Succ-Elves.

>>46695725
vampire short elf

>>46695696
Or even with 4 ears Hoss still has to use pince-nez glasses.

you vill eat ze slime

>>46695775
I see no bat wings nor fangs, ergo she is an elf until proven otherwise.

>Come home from work to discover that your wife is cosplaying--again.
>Her purple and black stripes are now painted (dyed?) gray, and she has gray paper mache wings.
>Her body is covered in gray paint decorated to look like veiny stone.
>"Nyaow that you're home, you can be my plinth!"
This is what happens when your wife catches you looking at cosplay ONE TIME.

This thread is fucking awful holy shit

>>46695880
Anon, that's racist.

>>46695923
No shit, like third of the posts so far are from a single obsessed shitposter.

>>46695775
vamp =/= goth, except where goth=vamp

>>46695923
Well, what are you gonna do about it? Complain? Or post monster girl OC?

Lich please zombie me with a big fat ghoul ass to suffocate under

>>46695945
I married the human and made the elves watch

>>46695934
Listen, until I see fangs or vampire attributes, she's an elf.

>>46695725
>>46695880
>>46695953
https://twitter.com/Lota_Skeb/status/1770638965235957789
The artist's post seems to refer to her and picrel both as vampires.

>>46696006
Must be vampire magic then.

>>46695891
Mamonos cosplaying for the human tradition of "Hello-weenie":
>Anon's shy little Kobold puts on big false-eyelashes and magic-flame effect... surprised Anon comes home and gets hard-raeped by his mini-Heckhund
>Anon's blonde blue-eyed Cent-waifu gets 3 spray-cans of ultra-blakk temporary dye and a horns headset - it's like fucking another hoss without the actual Ntr
>Yellow slimegirl gets a bunch of different sized white plastic balls and paints irises and pupils on each one

>>46696015
Oni hag pretending to be a pyrow
Her exposed belly is her weakness

>Yellow slimegirl then gets into WH40K
>No mamono version or anything.
>She just got really into painting small things after all those eyes.
>Still makes all her necrons look as "cute" as possible, though.

>>46696035
Fuck off, faggot.

>>46696015
>Camera slow-pans to reveal Anubis in cardboard Gundam suit

>>46696042
"How are we supposed to fuck while you wear that?"
>"Fuck?"
>Miss Gundam looks down, blushing.
>"This is a sex thing?"
>Oh, dear.

>>46696042
>its really impractical
>she cant run with it
Those beans are getting kissed

How do jiangshi like their beer?
Extra hoppy!

>>46696042
RISE, EGYPT GUNDAM!

What did the beelzebub to do the guy in the back alley with her tits?
She gave him a flyzuri!

>>46696015
>monsters cosplaying as feminists for halloween

>>46696015
>Tanuki puts on blue striped pyjamas
>hands Anon a jockey-whip and a 'Lilim' peaked hat...

Why was the sahuagin so popular on twitch?
Because she knows all about streams!

>>46696042
>Anubis checks her schedule, puts down finishing her Lego Deathstar, just enough time before Anon arrives
>puts on her favorite SW character bikini
>Anon doesn't really notice the difference - until she starts to choke him with the golden chain

>>46696136
>Anon's Centaur waifu remembers Anon talking about /mlpol/
>takes her red listick and mascara pencil
>draws a heart&hakenkreuz cutie-mark on her hip
>>Anon and his Aryanne secure a future for their mamono daughters

Time to ask a jinko, why the long paws?

>>46696184
Why the BIG paws. That joke's ancient and you still ruined it.

>>46696048
>next day Anubis takes hours to pick all the coom-papiermache out of her fur

>>46696184
I'm going to catch a jinko by her toe.

>>46696194
It will make the equally ancient jinko laugh

>>46696015
>Anon's Lamia waifu buys five cans of white spray-paint
>every time any mamono even looks at her Anon he gets a squeeze-lock
>turns out Anon isintothatshit
Next year purple bodypaint

The bigger the paw, the easier it is to kiss those beans

>>46696228
Could you buy apophis venom in autoinjector form? I'd imagine.

>>46696015
>15 year old Elf spends hours watching SFX makeup tutorials online
>finally able to draw realistic crows-feet and dye a few individual strands of her black hair gray
>goes to Hallo-weenie party at the Hag-bar in her everyday schoolgirl uniform
>blends in with all the other 'schoolgirls'
>all the Hags seething when she scores a gullible Anon

I could never ask a kinko about her big paws

>>46696292
>kinko
What is she into?

>>46696309
She's a copy cat!

>>46696015
>Siberian Jinko asks her Anon what she can maybe wear to the Hallo-weeny party
>Anon thinks a bit and suggests orange temporary dye
>Jinko is really impressed how her spray turned out, has great fun at the party asking everymamono 'not to redeem', be their IT helpdesk, etc etc
>afterwards at home is a bit freaked out when Anon lies down and asks if she'd like to 'designate' on his chest

>>46696309
|| she likes to be tied up and spanked ||

I’m wurm brained.

Why do people post ghosts that are just girls with hair covering their eyes? Anyone can pull off that look, even 3DPD.

I cast rain of jubs

>>46696015
>Vanilla Succubus has left planning until the last minute, has to think of something quick and simple
>covers her regular outfit in 'circle-arrow' maleness symbols
>comes to the Hello-weeny party and has a really bad time, everybody ignores her
>almost going to leave but she finally meets a single Anon
>eagerly drags him into the nearest empty bedroom
>hfw ThatAnon only tries to fuck her in the ass

I cast wurm of wrath and ruin

Gonna sneak in a bunch of raging mushrooms into the amazon villages and force feed them to all the "house-husbands"
Its time for these beta males to break free and finally put their female oppressors in the proper position beneath man

I'm gonna mix up a coktail of manticore venom and raging mushrooms, concentrate it and then inject it into a jubjub

I'm gonna hold up a mirror in front of a basilisk.

>>46696389
>3DPD
https://files.catbox.moe/o12vk6.jpg

>>46695923
>/tg/niggers
>/vg/kids
>AIpests
>/d/abominations in previous thread
Nah, you can't do shit anyway since discord jannies literally hate this thread and think it should be moved to /a/. That's the reason why they not clean all this off-topic shit. But if you're dare to post a picture with bare nipple - enjoy your 1 month ban

>>46696487
>think it should be moved to /a/
Really ironic.

>>46696509
Not haggy enough

>>46696507
It would be really funny to me personally, however

>>46696470
>https://files.catbox.moe/o12vk6.jpg
Then tell me what it means. How are human women not the 3DPD of Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

>>46696389
Because it's cute and you're a nigger.

>>46696595
That’s people in real life anon. MGE’s human women can’t be by virtue of being 2D images. Besides, human women in MGE can be good too. Some people monsterize intentionally after all.

>>46696487
The only way to get banned here is to talk about jannies and their ineptitude, because you're supposed to call them meidos and praise them for deleting porn from time to time.

>>46692300

>>46696656
why does that elf have a wedding dress on?

>>46696674
Given the horns I think it’s a succubus actually. And because it’s about to be her wedding, clearly.

>>46696674
It's an ancient tradition among her people, they call it kosupurei

>>46696703
How fascinating! What a world.

>>46696507
Monmusu and MonOisho are /a/ but MGE will never become /a/, so is stuck on /jp/ or /d/.

>>46696757
>Moving back to /a/
Anyone who wants that is crazy.
It would, if anything, be even shittier.

>>46696757

>>46696757
>>46696764
>posting series with cuckoldry and gay shit
At this point it's kinda obvious that we can safely add monmusu to "report on sight" list because only shitposters post it

>>46696764
I'm sensing a pattern here.

>>46696789

>>46696703
Miss Lizardman also indulges in that ancient tradition (NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/mnr5fy.jpeg

>>46696795
Etc

White boys fuck dogs.

>>46696898
I'm too hip for that.

>>46696656
>>46696674
>>46696684
She's from a Yu-Gi-Oh Card.

>>46696762
I know, this is not pre 2012 /a/

Random loli monster stopped me during my walk to work and she asked if I'd want to be a magical girl familiar
I don't know what that means, but I said yes to get away from her

>>46696234

>live in a duplex next door (more accurately next room over) to a fox
>she tells me one day her heating stopped working and now she's cold
>asks me if she can crash for a bit to warm up
>agree to let her
>mfw she comes over looking like this and slips into my bed with me and claims it's because "body heat works better" and begins trying to coil me with her tails and squish her giant breasts against me
Not.... gonna.... fall for... it.... not gonna.... be tricked.... gonna remain... stoic.... have to... not... grope.... have to.... have to....

>>46697071
Foxoplasmosis in your vents, never share living space with wild animals

>>46697124
Don't have sex with fish.

>>46697178
Don't have sex with Phish.

>>46697071
if she wanted to fox you then she would have done so already. just endure it until her heating is back up.

>>46697214
>>46697194
the snakehu flu continues to spread...

how many of us do you think will be considered irredeemable by monsters do you think?

>>46693967
Xenomorphs it depends on the artist. Like, I love them the an especific artist does them, but I'm not sure if they're thread compliant.

>>46697247
Very few.
>A danuki will go to That Guy. He'll tell her that she's breathtaking.
>Ship girls. So many ship girls.
>Even the Mick will get his Cait Sith. Although she'll have to be extra gentle and calm with him since he's such a huge sperg.

>>46697124
>>46697133
ouhhhh... mermaid fins erotic...

>>46697274
Factually wrong. Mick will kill himself.

Don't trust mermaids on the internet, they send you phishing links.

>>46697247
She can fix me

>>46697377
how bad could it be?

Gentlemen, start your engines.

>>46697477
confident bunyips are too powerful

>>46697486
It's okay, they lose some of that power when they start speaking.
>Ufufu, g'day, ya cute lil' cunt

ABSOLUTELY NOT! If you're going to be in human form, we're not having sex!

>Reference Australia ONCE
>Spiders immediately emerge
Like clockwork

>Mention how I prefer more modern designed automatons compared to the cogs and gears of old
>Hag automatons come out to defend their mechanical internals devices
Like clockwork

>>46697613
I wish to bite her

>>46697613
me talking to my dragon wife

>>46692732
I get to an extent why he does it but waiting more than two weeks to "officially" release new mamano is probably why. By the time they get widely talked about they've already been forgotten

how monstrous do you like your monstergirls?

How would you feel if your ordinary pet cat loved you so much she transformed into a catgirl out of a desire to become your lover and grow closer?

>>46697636
/mon/Straya: it's just Sneks and Spoiders
Crabman drew the Lamia Village like it was somewhere in the Middle East, it really looks more like Wagga Wagga.

>>46697722
I would take a dragontaur
I bet they feel great to snuggle up to. Like a furnace.

>>46697757
>portals open
>ready!
>put my string-tie and vest on....

>>46697738
I would be quite impressed and touched, and I would have a catgirl hag so might as well breed her for the sake of future anons

>>46697698
You have to transform into spider form to do that so that's giving her what she wants.
>>46697699
In that case, wouldn't it be mamano form rather than human form?

>>46697738
Pointless question - Anons who have cats pre-Portal are just going to Alp before their new Cait Shit transforms.

>>46697810
what's wrong with cats?

sneks could be browsing this forum right this very second.

>>46694185
Only type A are not monster girls

>>46697795
old kots are a good

>>46697918
>Type D
>plain old monsters
The Duke's Dear Freja is a monster girl then.

>>46697935
>The Duke's Dear Freja
You don't think she's at least a *little* hot?

>>46697918
That's like saying Argentine will ever beat Britain in a war (it won't)

>>46697935
>The Duke's Dear Freja is a monster girl then.
You don't consider her? Your loss then.

She has drunk too much and cannot be trusted to get home safely.
Will you offer you a room at your house?

>>46697987
Just call her an uber?

>>46697987
no I don't want oni smell in my bed

>>46697987
YES. I would, as I would like to have sex with the oni. Thank you.

would kc ever do mindworms?

>>46698027
>mgqshit
get out

>>46697987
I take her home and feed her eggs

>>46698002
She'll just be confused because she's not an uber.

>>46697987
Sigh. Where's her Ao-Oni friend to keep an eye on her when you need her?
Safety is not Guaranteed. I've only done this once before.
But if she's ambulatory I should be able to drive her back to her place.
And if not she can maybe sleep in my car? I can pick up a 5' nothing woman, let alone some giant oni.
>The real question is why would I even be out at the bars late enough for an oni to be that drunk? I'm too old for that shit.

>>46692394
>>46692611
! !

>>46697987
Bold of you to assume I haven't also drunk too much

>>46697987
If the situation were reversed she would care for me.
onis are good girls.

>>46698038
greenworms are known to attack the heart and the brain metaphorically

>>46698027
humans were made to be facesat by angels

>>46698079
i love it when a plan comes together

>>46698038
mindworms?

your cheese, hand it over

>>46698103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L5JgTkxAkg

>>46698120
garfield really hates mondays, huh?

>>46698103
they're like sandworms, but much smaller.

>>46698140
They must make good onaholes.

I want to anal the undead lolis

Hours of foreplay and slow lovemaking with a fat-bottomed loli Wight until she surrenders her butt without complaining
Pounding a fat-bottomed loli Lich from behind while she's writing down everything in her notebook at the same time
Going along a fat-bottomed loli Phantom's two actor play and improving the sex scene at the end with added buttsex
Attacking a fat-bottomed loli Ghoul in a twice-over wrong hole
Gently buttfucking a fat-bottomed loli Banshee as mascara and tears of pleasure trickle down her face
Teaching a fat-bottomed loli Ochimusha a more advanced way of serving with her trained, powerful body
Slowly pushing into a fat-bottomed loli Pharaoh's backside, and her loving every second of being dommed like that because she's a lustful brat
Alternating between letting a fat-bottomed loli Vampire feed from neck and then stuffing her ass

>>46698116
Sorry, i only have Tilsiter.

Need me a british gremlin who lives with her kobold friend that make wacky inventions and hang around with weresheep.

>>46698120
>some of you guys are alright, don't come to Polove tomorrow

>Yes anon, call me Bogie the Old Fogey again
>It's so funny
>Look, even I'm smiling!
>I'm DYING of laughter
>...I wonder how funny that joke will be when I tell it in your room at 3AM tomorrow.

Do not make fun of the elderly.

>>46698337
if ms bogie ever gives a scary look you can dive into ms bogeys arms for hug protection

>>46698337
I don't want my kids to be a bunch of clowns.

>>46698349
>Bogie mother heartbroken when her daughter declares she wants to be a doctor

Mouse, plural.

>>46698374
You mean meese?

>>46698374
Using fire mouse to make fondue and then not letting her have any

>>46698374
One is a genius
The other's insane

>>46698391
No I think it's maize

>>46698374
they should go away
i will not give them my cheese

>>46698406
Directly to jail.

>>46698374
Food for Hebi.

>>46698419
This is rude

>>46698374
Arouse.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>>46698374
Just the fire rat for me, thanks.

>>46698418
It's my cheese and she can't have any

>>46698042
I kneel, this anon knows

Unbelievable. I apologized to the Dark Mage that lives in the swamp bog for burning her dark hut down out of superstition once she revealed she was actually brewing potions for health benefits and not summoning evil demons of hell to rape people to death and she told me my apology wasn't good enough! What more is a Witch Hunter like me supposed to do then?!

>>46698612
Help her rebuild her house?

>...

>>46698625
What do I look like? Some common laborer to you? I am a Witch Hunter, I dirty my hands with the blood of EVIL not bricks and dirt. She will just have to make due.

>>46698626
i am weak to being tapped by antennae

>>46698626
>Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

>>46698641
Destroying innocent people's houses is pretty evil.

>>46698626
But does she DESERVE a head pat?
How do I know she isn't evil?

>>46698656
All bugs are good girls.

>>46698655
Listen I THOUGHT she was evil okay, it was an honest mistake. Even Witch Hunters are fallible, let's all move on okay? Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go burn down the local impoverished village because the people there all look pale, and that must mean they're UNDEAD which is BAD.

>>46698626
BOOG

>>46698641
Somebody is asking to get cursed.

>>46698683
>BÓG
Holy shit

>>46698684
But cursing people is evil, she'd prove him right!