/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46699017
It's a good lesson. My instructor even rented me a tuxedo to wear to boost my confidence. The whole thing is just a little private instruction with your mentor and some higher up making sure she does a good job. You just hold their hand and read the practice vows on the card she give you and then make out for a bit. Super simple. Apparently the second part is an at-home bit. It seems like a long day but the timing must be a typo because it says 10 pm to 5 am on the agenda they gave me.

>>46699095
>fluffy hellhound
Evolution has truly gone too far

>>46707970
Does cheshs payback with their body?

>>46707954
This is why Druella is right.

>>46707990
Happy wedding
>>46707999
They need at least to compete with your average kot

>>46707920
>Scapegoat
It's weird that no one complained about Mick and only targeted you.

Goodnight anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that this is the time of year to start running.
Grizzlies and Ratas will be out trying to shed some of that leftover winter weight.

>>46708047
Can I run after rata?

>>46708053
You can but it won't be much of a chase for another month or so.

>>46708063
Is rata fat?

>>46707794
Lolicon Anon picks up the remote and tries to click on the Kids-channel.
>it's showing episodes of MGCPD:SVU "she was eleven-and-one-day, yousickfuck"

>>46708123
She says not, but you know Lügenpresse.

>>46708123
No, she's just chubby.
Winter weight doesn't come off easy.

>>46707027
dragon, theyre nice and warm, also firm yet pliable

>>46708156
Just replace it with baby weight

>>46706090
Nta, but really the purity-tards are more out of touch with the spirit of MGE than the Hfy-tards.
It's a realm of horny sex-crazed mamonos - where being virginally pure is sicker than having dominate or be-dominated struggles between Mamonos and Anons. For most big martial-types fighting for sexual dominance and puny Anons having to montage up to win a fuck was their whole point, until it went all boringly huggy-box.
Ditto all the slutty mamonos,tentacle forests, and Bicorns turned into just risque handholding.

>>46708047
End of winter, hibernation Mamonos will be more anorexic than chub, but they will have really bad bed-hair and killer morning-breath.

>>46708188
>muh tentacle forests
As always it's about sucking dicks and cheating
Oh no, poor /d/fag is feeling unwelcome
fuck off

>>46707881
Wrong channel: Hfw Anon's waifu is a Bicorn
>quickly gets up off their Gremtech dual-layer double bed
>grabs Tv-ghost by her hair, pulls until her mouth gasps open
>waves her Anon-husbando forward for a facefuck
>Other-Anon virtual high-fives Anon with hands seperated by the glass of the screen - because it would be kinda gay if their hands actually touched

>>46708197
Yeah, confirmed that purity-tards are really closet Alps if they read T-forest and immediately think only of sucking them.

>>46708228
There is no such thing as "purity-tard", no matter how much you try to force this meme, faggot. Now go back to trying to explain how cheating and futa are totally needed and integral parts of MGE and of this thread.

>>46707932
>Be Anon with magic wife
>Have to go on extended trip and can't bring her
>After much hemming and hawing, she agrees to let you go, but you have to leave your dick with her
>stick a ring over your crotch and your dick appears through a paired ring
>She leaves it hung over the toilet when she's not using it so you can pee whenever you want (actually really convenient) and she gets to blow/ride you whenever she wants
>This would be a great arrangement if she didn't insist on doing it during the day
>Oh well

>>46708188
>where being virginally pure is sicker than having dominate or be-dominated struggles between Mamonos and Anons
I don't understand this sentence, can you reword for an idiot like me please?

Theoretically speaking, if most Mamono from Hell have left to go seek husbands in the mortal realm, then Hell is now somehow far, far safer than most other places, therefor I will be safe from them hiding in plain sight under their radar making a secret hideaway in Hell itself. It's the last thing the Monsters would expect.

why are angels so slutty?

>>46708305
be careful with spreading that info, if too many men sneak in monsters will be tipped off eventually.

The butler and kiki story was superbe, you did a great job anon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53945491?view_adult=true

>>46708399
It was shit and you're a faggot for shilling your retarded fanfic here.
I know we're all for creativity and OC here, but have some fucking class.

>>46708399
makes you think, if kiki's generally hate men being butlers, their equals. they must absolutely when they have to be a full on boss to men, or any other power leverage like landlord.

>>46708412
I think that a butler anon would work well with kiki as the head of the servant/supervisor in something massive like castle, like orchestra master. I can see why a kiki would be annoyed if a butler take her work and purpose in life

>>46708412
A kiki won't stay in a "power" position, it's temporary and her husband or anyone competent enough will take her place

>>46708399
>Superbe
Frog, opinion discarded
>>46708407
This also

>>46708418
>I think that a butler anon would work well with kiki as the head of the servant/supervisor
why do you have to make everything into femdom

>>46708446
Wut? Oh wait I badly word it. I meant anon directing the kiki, he is the head servant of the royal family and manage all the kikis

Vampire-chan can stare at me from my windows all day. She can stand on my doorstep day and night. She can stalk me for years if she'd like, I don't care. I will NEVER invite her into my house. She will NEVER sink her fangs into my neck and drink MY blood. I will never go shopping, I will just order and get Harpy dine and dashers to deliver it. I will even taunt Miss Vampire by leaving my bedroom window's curtains aside so she can peak in and watch me masturbate and get a peak at what she will never taste. She will only look and never touch. She will NEVER get inside, she will NEVER drink my blood. I'll die before she steps one foot into this house. Hahahah sorry Vampire bitch, it's never happening. Get mad! GET MAD!

>>46708485
>harpy dine and dasher steps inside after delivering a meal
>says she needs to snap a photo of the food first
>takes the picture with her phone and goes to leave
>miss vampire is standing there
>harpy dasher apologizes for getting in her way and steps aside
>this counts as inviting the vampire inside because the Harpy was inside
>vampire closes the door behind the harpy and locks it, smiles at you smugly
Should have ordered one of those magic food fabricators from Gremtech instead of ordering delivery, anon.

>>46694098
actually, foxgirls are the ultimate test for if someone actually likes monstergirls or if they just want "human but exotic"
on one hand, foxgirls are "normal" enough to fall under the exotic human category, the monster parts arent terribly intrusive.
BUT on the other hand, the tails and ears are present enough to be their own significant attraction point.
so they are a perfect middle point between "human but exotic" and "i love monster girls" all you have to do is give someone an image of a traditionally beautiful fox lady and ask
>why would you be attracted to this person?
if the answer is anything that DOESNT include have the tails and/or ears as the focus, then they just want an exotic human.

the problem with 'taurs is that the monster part is too intrusive causing them to become niche even among MG-loving groups.
id never fuck the horse pussy, but id gladly stay wrapped up in a fox's tails for a whole day.

What can you say about me if I want to fuck slime pyschologist kun?

>>46708503
>magic food fabricators from Gremtech
that's how the succuvirues get you

>>46708571
The Succuvirus is not real stop spreading misinformation. Automatons cannot get bugs that turn them into rape machines, don't be a stupid ass conspiracy theorist.

>>46694098
I miss the early years of monster girl hype building up on 4chan, when it was just lonely nerds discovering the whole new world of imaginary monster waifus and furfags were still widely considered subhumans.

>>46708525
anything that
>influences a majority of the body (slime, 'taurs, ext.)
>replaces limbs (sneks, paws, harpies...)
>influences the torso and head (dragon scales...)
>otherwise significantly deviates from normality enough that it cant possibly fill the same appeals as regular humans (most plant girls, sandworms...)
is far enough over the exotic human line that you shouldnt even concern yourself with the question.
but on the other side of the coin
>elves
>dark mages
>similar "wow! there are literally zero monster parts on this "monster"." designs.
you also dont have to bother with the question since you know without even a bit of doubt that this person just wants an exotic human.

its only the middle ground with monster girls that dont fall into either category where you need to probe. such as flying girls with back-mounted wings instead of wing arms or beast girls with regular limbs.

Landlord Kiki

>>46708645
>congratulations anon you've just inherited a large estate from a distant relative you've never heard of

>>46708658
>You also inherited the maid

I will gather a bunch of like-minded humans and we will adorn ourselves in our best black hoodies, shades, and red bandana facemasks and we go block the entrance to the Danuki National bank in MGC and hold up signs that say "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" or "We are ungovernable" and we will graffiti the bank with Anarchist symbols and chant "Eat the rich!" over and over again. Those fucking rich Danuki capitalist pigs won't know what hit them!

>>46708645
>stressed and angry all the time
>between the extreme fucking, destructive ladies, and element based gals her properties are almost always in ruin.
>always running around with a few other monsters to fix whatever breaks.
>minimal time to actually clean her own place, this does not help with the stress.
>always comes home with a minor twitch and eyes that instantly tell you her state of mind.
>grabs a red-mino and cracks it open.
>turns on the cooking channel.
>falls asleep feeling minor jealousy over the happy kiki on TV with her happy husband.
>mutters to herself "one day..." as she falls asleep.
>the day a single man makes the mistake of moving into one her properties is the day that she can finally start to turn things around.
>granted, thats if she doesnt snap first and hunt down a single man herself.

>>46708683
I need to save this kiki and rehabilitate her..

>>46708612
I remember back when we were on /a/. I also remember the Bromont saga. Remember anon, even good days have dark nights and boy howdy was it dark back then.