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I spend upwards of $2000 a year on buckets of aloe vera cream that I dip my dick into every night because my gf says she likes how it feels. Is this a good investment?

>> No.58088628

>>58088607
Wow really? Your dick sounds so soft, as a girl that does turn me on.. yes definitely a good investment.

>> No.58088640

>>58088607
Why not just use coconut oil?

t. incel who uses it for his penis eczema and just masturbating with it two-three times a week seems to work better than ointments.

>> No.58088648
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58088648

>>58088628
>as a girl
You will never be a real woman

>> No.58088734

meanwhile your gf is getting ducked by bug dirty nigg*r dick on the side while you're out at work.

>> No.58088877

>>58088607
Does it feel good? I was worried it might make my dick sting.

>> No.58089054

>>58088640
Would be cheaper but not a fan of the smell desu
>>58088734
True..
>>58088877
Doesn't sting at all, actually it makes my dick feel weirdly numb yet It doesn't feel like it affects how jerking off or sex feels. Also it makes it feel fatter and more girthy for some reason.

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58091025

>>58088607
Yes, it's a profound one

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I just made two chicken salad sammiches bros. I'm feeling really comfy.

>> No.58091053

>>58091042
what kind of bread did you use?

>> No.58091054

>>58088607
Based and Curlypilled.

>> No.58091078

>>58088607
Sounds good to me. Just look for a way to get leaner. Look at your supply chain or perhaps diluting the cream to stretch it. It's a good operation you have anon. I'd like to buy shares.

>> No.58091097

>>58088607
Is your gf in the bucket? i don't understand

>> No.58091118

>>58091053
Nothing fancy, just Italian bread. But I toasted one of the two sandwiches to experiment and I thoroughly enjoyed the overall effect.