/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Statistically speaking, most of you will lose money playing with magic internet money

>>58302321
>>58302226
I'll let you guys in on a secret

I know how to base, my IQ is extremely high. I was merely playing devils advocate because this board is overrun with bots. I seek out the network with the most helpful anons and it seems like base is /ourchain/

Solana jeets just repeated "stay poor forever" when I asked them how to buy funny nigger coin. Really makes you think

>>58290193
Wow this is just like my favorite Japanese anime

I am only 38% until 100k

>>57951327
post whatever you want fucking retard holy shit im crying. Im imaging you sitting over there smug like youve cracked the case.

>>57866491
I dodge one punch and your unbalanced gunt sends you falling over the edge, just like linu chart

>>57773638
Ah yes he doesn't know I rerolled my ID just to bait you into posting this

Schizo won. Clean it up jannies

>>57679018
>/CL

>>57622966
You want to know big guy? Fine. Here is schizos secret tech

Orca - it's a fucking whale. On coinbased. Guaranteed moon when femoids buy
Math - again it's on coinbased and it's the crypto equivalent of "the big bang theory" goyslop, where normalfags assume miners are talking about math all the time. Guaranteed MOON
Osmosis - it's what plants crave. Bullish
Used Cunt (NCT) - it's what schizos crave. Very bullish
Flare - see in the dark. It's like glowniggers but OK because they aren't paid or something. Bullish
I have a few other holds but as you can tell I am an expert in the blockchain world and hold only the best

What do you hold mr "I claim to backpack so HARD BRO but no image on an image board haha oops" poster

>I am older than you

>>57570039
>hah, why doesnt he just sign?
>nothing will change anyway
total cope

>>57562263
It's america, you can tell because the employees are all brown and the white guy is peak physical condition

>shalom
>I said shalom. Did you hear me?
>that's right. I can hear your side burns hitting the screen from here
>I can smell your coin clipping teeth from here
>I can see your rat darting eyes from here
>shalom
>get it??!? SHALOM

>>57509541
I bought 830 million usd worth and then resold for a huge fee so OP could have his stupid marker cap meme

>chide you for the technical demerits

>>57495126
>>57495123
In minecraft*

>pullbacks are like thanos, they are inevitable

>You are literally my post

> We're the resistance

>Sergey

>anyone that claims they'll be holding a bitcoin ETF deserves derision, that's completely antithetical to the original design of the asset

>>57253291
>t.

>>57245274
>>57245282
>>57245291
>>57245295
market close is actually in 3 and a half hours

the etf was priced in so we sold off on the fake approval, and people saw that it was a news selling event so they sold even after the fake approval was exposed in anticipation of news selling on approval tomorrow, but that means we sold off enough already so the approval tomorrow will be a news buying event, especially because people are now wondering if we’re getting approved at all so it’s no longer fully priced in