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>> No.3121620

>>3121613
Because it's a waste of time...most of the time.

>> No.3121619

I never do.

>> No.3121624

I don't. I do consider masturbation a waste of time, though, and a waste of sperm cells.

>> No.3121630

>>3121620
So is 4chan.
Do you feel like you've done something wrong right now?

>> No.3121631

cause you wasted your seed. you tricked your body into reproducing.

but also because it's just an embarrassing action. you're putting tons of effort into rubbing your dick and then you have to clean up and you're probably alone in front of a computer screen.

it adds to the embarrassment if most people think that what you're jerking off to is weird or unattractive.

>> No.3121634

because they know they have been shy-assed defeatists pricks who are happy to settle for the next best thing, rather than actually getting some god-damn confidence and going out and getting laid.

>> No.3121635

because it makes me tired and gives me a headache, probably due to high blood pressure

>> No.3121642

>>3121619
same. i did when i was little because it was something i had to do in hiding and it would be a bad thing if i were caught. but i grew out of that.

>> No.3121646

I don't. I'm not American, so I wasn't raised to feel guilty about it.

>> No.3121653

>>3121613

You were raised Catholic, weren't you? Fuck them. They make up all kinds of shit that's not in the Bible.

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3121657

>>3121634
>EK commenting on male sexuality

>> No.3121656

Because when you're horny, you should FUCK.

>> No.3121667

>>3121657

Since EK has a dick (owning to being a trap and all)...

>> No.3121669

>>3121657
>implying i'm wrong
>implying masturbation isn't a massive fucking waste of time
>implying i don't know what i'm talking about

>> No.3121677

>>3121667
*owing
also, [citation needed]

>> No.3121686

>>3121677

Silence, trap.

>> No.3121695

masturbation is a waste of time in the same sense that playing video games, watching movies, having sex not for procreation, etc... are wastes of time

>> No.3121696

>>3121669
>implying i'm wrong
Of course you are. As usual.

>implying masturbation isn't a massive fucking waste of time
It's quite a healthy thing to do, actually, but you wouldn't know, given that you don't have the slightest clue about the male reproductive system, or human biology in general.

>implying i don't know what i'm talking about
You never do.

>> No.3121710

>>3121696
how the fuck is it healthy?

>> No.3121711

>>3121613
your body actually puts out a chemical just after orgasm (prolactin?) which makes you feel bad, or like you need to get away from your partner.

>> No.3121712

I don't give a shit.

>> No.3121733

>>3121711
Prolactin doesn't make you feel bad, it makes you feel relaxed and sleepy (hence the whole "falling asleep after sex" thing guys are notorious for).

>> No.3121747

>>3121733
There was some other chemical that i remember reading about, i remember it starting with a P. Whatev, though.

>> No.3121752

>>3121710
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410X.2003.04319.x/abstract

>CONCLUSIONS

>The null association with the number of sexual partners argues against infection as a cause of prostate cancer in this population. Ejaculatory frequency, especially in early adult life, is negatively associated with the risk of prostate cancer, and thus the molecular biological consequences of suppressed or diminished ejaculation are worthy of further research.

Surprised you didn't know this, given that you have such a strong opinion on this. Oh right, your opinions are based on what seems intuitively plausible to your tiny brain rather than on actual data. I forgot.

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>>3121634
>>3121669
>>3121677
>>3121710

I'm laughing quite heartily at how retarded EK is being today.
and by "today" I mean the way he/she/it always acts.

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3121773

>OP feels like he's done something wrong after masturbating

>> No.3121788

>>3121613
I don't, i just get bored. I guess if you're retarded you might interpret that as wrong.

>> No.3121799

Is it unhealthy to refrain from masturbating, or will you just have more nocturnal emissions to keep sperm count at a healthy level?

>> No.3121806

>>3121799
not if you have sex instead.
that will be equally healthy, and not a waste of time, and more pleasurable.

>> No.3121815

When I think about how batshit crazy Christians are, this is really the only explanation I need.

The most world-hating anti-intellectual religion ever made. No wonder why ancient Greece kicked so much ass.

Even if your God did exist, you realize that he'd probably send about 99% of you dildos to hell, right? The only time you bring up your beliefs is when you're going for a power grab, and that's far more detestable than someone who is outright apathetic.

>> No.3121825

How to report posts /sci ?
I'm new in here ...

>> No.3121837

>>3121711

.mfw when it took that long for someone to say it

mfw im too lazy from masturbating


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>> No.3121839

>>3121806
>that will be equally healthy
Sex is a primary means of transmission of infectious diseases. This is why masturbation is *always* the healthier alternative. Not necessarily the *better* one overall, but if you want to argue health, then jerking off certainly wins.

God, you're such a fucking idiot. I can't believe you study zoology with so little understanding of biology.

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>>3121806

>EK commenting on male sexual organs
>doesn't even know about female sexual organs that well

>> No.3121852

>>3121613
Because I actually hate it and find it disgusting and don't want to do it at all but don't have enough willpower to stop.

I always feel like a hypocrite

>> No.3121864

i don't.

it just feels nasty before i wash.

>> No.3121873

>>3121847
that's because EK is a man

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>EK commenting on something
Always in error, never in doubt.