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Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson PhD in Christmas science controversy Anonymous Tue Dec 27 00:37:03 2022 No.15079931 [Reply] [Original]

https://americanwirenews.com/ban-him-neil-degrasse-tyson-takes-to-twitter-in-yet-another-pitiful-attempt-to-ruin-christmas-for-kids/
>‘Ban him’: Neil deGrasse Tyson takes to Twitter in yet another pitiful attempt to ruin Christmas for kids

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson was dragged on Twitter for taking all the fun and magic out of Christmas once again just as he does every year by delivering a leftist science lesson on Christmas Eve, trying to crush the dreams of children everywhere by proving Santa’s visit is an impossibility.

“After extensive research, I’ve concluded that for Santa to deliver presents to the billions of homes that celebrate Christmas, and to do so in one continuous night across 24 time zones, he & his reindeer must open wormholes through the fabric of spacetime between each delivery,” Tyson tweeted.

After attempting to dash the dreams of millions of tykes, he went on to tell the kiddies just how many homes per second Santa would have to visit in order to reach every family who celebrated Christmas.

“In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second,” he wrote.

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Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:01:38 2022 No.15079971

>>15079931

He's not trying to ruin Christmas. Most kids know Santa is a fanciful character made up to promote Christmas overspending. Religious people tell their kids Christmas is about the birth of another fanciful character. Tyson is trying to teach kids to question the narrative - unless its supported by scientific authority then you are not qualified to ask your own questions until you get a Phd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:02:36 2022 No.15079972 >>15079971 >Tyson is trying to teach kids to question the narrative - unless its supported by scientific authority then you are not qualified to ask your own questions until you get a Phd. KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:10:34 2022 No.15079993 File: 656 KB, 828x821, fc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15079931

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:52:02 2022 No.15080076 File: 320 KB, 595x503, black soyence man doesn't understand sound speed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 02:17:28 2022 No.15080108 >>15079971 no, literally; Tyson wants to ruin Christmas, and Christianity, and anything "white".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:01:32 2022 No.15080575 >>15080076 I wonder if he'd have said anything if the car in the picture was Black?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:09:03 2022 No.15080586 >>15079971 >Tyson is trying to teach kids to question the narrative - unless its supported by scientific authority I hope this is a troll post

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:20:21 2022 No.15080598 >>15079931 If you can understand Tyson's tweets and you still believe in Santa, I'd consider it an intervention. Besides, the nog could argue that he's simply describing the magic involved, not debunking it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:32:12 2022 No.15080610 Tyson strikes me as being a well-credentialed midwit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:35:12 2022 No.15080613 >>15080610 He strikes me as a cerebral narcissist that's really insecure about his intelligence. I bet deep down he knows he's pretty mediocre and only getting by because he's le black scientist man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 10:55:14 2022 No.15080733 >>15079931 >Astrophysicist Aren't these the people who believe that a ridiculous "theory" like the Big Bang contains even the slightest shred of truth and is far more obscure than a fairy tale told to children?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 11:58:11 2022 No.15080833 >>15079931 Reminder that there was NGT thread on /sci/ that found his 'thesis' and it's just some midwit article several pages long and the main text got mysteriously lost from the library

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Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:20:55 2022 No.15081599
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>>15080833
They should get a replacement from that text in case anyone needs to cite it. I'm sure Dr. Tyson keeps his own research on file, shouldn't be too hard get an new copy from him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:24:07 2022 No.15081604 >>15080833 >his 'thesis' and it's just some midwit article several pages long So it's like 98% of all PhD's?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:28:23 2022 No.15081607

>>15079971
>Religious people tell their kids Christmas is about the birth of another fanciful character
Santa Claus is a psyop designed exactly to create atheists like you dumbass, somehow your parents were ven dumber than you so they lied to you and by association you thought the other guy related to the date was a lie as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:33:00 2022 No.15081617 >>15080108 >Christianity >white Hey Anon, wasn't Iesus a Palestinian ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:34:32 2022 No.15081622 >>15081617 He was a juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 21:57:39 2022 No.15081672 >Makes a 'I am very smart' tweet >Doesn't realize that Santa would have closer to 30 hours of darkness across the globe than to 24 hours Does that jogger understand even the basics of his claimed field of study?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 20:25:40 2022 No.15083954 File: 211 KB, 768x511, How many publications does Niel deGrasse Tyson have?.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15081672