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Last perscription med you took: Anti-awesome pills

What you took it for: bitches were complaining about my awesomeness

How long you took it for: 2001-

Side effects you noticed: Im still fucking awesome

vicodin, I have a bad leg, and it makes me cranky to my employees

I never took a perscription med

Insulin. An hour ago. Diabetes.

>Last perscription med you took
Clarithromycin

>What you took it for
Bacterial skin infection

>How long you took it for
One week

>Side effects you noticed
Metallic taste

50 mg tramadol

thought it would create euphoria

increased trolling pleasure, made me light headed, next coulpe days I hated humanity, and quit 4chan for a week, just because I was so pissed at humanity.

apparently it has a nasty withdrawal.

isotretinoin (accutane), acne, 2 months, dry skin,dry hair, dry eyes, dry mouth, dry lips, bloody noses, insomnia.

Anti-depressants
Anxiety
3 months
Not being able to cum

>>1314803
I never get insomnia from my takings of it.
But yeah, the nose bleeds were a bitch.

>>1314813
>Not being able to cum

400 mg modafinil

staying awake

once

none

Last perscription med you took

Roaccutane 40mg/day
What you took it for

severe acne (think http://library.med.utah.edu/kw/derm/mml/derm_24820023.jpg only over a larger area)
How long you took it for
6 months then 4 months with a 6 week gap

Side effects you noticed
THE SUN, IT BUURNS

citalopram
crippling depression and social anxiety
11 months
feelings of emptiness and utter hopelessness backed by a harsh fluoride spine

Cyanide

My less-than-average sized penis

Once

It doubled the size of my penis. You guys should totally try it.

>>1314836
I never get why depressed people are given drugs that make them depressed.

>>1314823
Yup, apparently before it's known effect of anti-depression, citalopram was used for men who ejaculated prematurely.

>>1314854
Using them for prolonged periods of time will only worsen the effect.

>>1314854
I always wondered it too. Depression is always a side effect of depression fixing pills, I mean what the fuck?

2x Oxycodone-APAP 5/500mix Last Night.
Ate one, snorted the other.
Took about 5 mins for railed capsule to kick in, and about 30 minutes for the one I ate.

Took it for the feels good man aspect.

One dose.

Side effects: Feels good man, and a good nights sleep

Mixed amphetamine salts (Adderall)

ADHD-PI

2nd grade to 10th, then junior year of college to present.

Dry mouth, bronchodilation (good side effect), increased heart rate, slightly increased blood pressure, hypergraphia, and a few other intermittent side effects.

>>1314868
I think I know what the real cure for depression is.

Transformers themed bouncy castles.

>Tylenol with codeine
>constant headaches raising blood pressure
>everyday for two weeks
>instant sleep and a feeling of goofiness

2x antibiotics
treatment of ingrown toenail (tis borderline infected and im getting it ripped out next week)
got 8 more days to go
immediately after the first dose i got the runs like a motherfucker as all the bacteria in my gut were killed off

codeine
broken leg
as of now, about 18 hours
High as a kite, incapable of giving useful description, tend to make people on omegle disconnect.

fluoxetine
depression, existance issues
2 months
none relevant so far

>>1314838

>>1314994
certainly hasn't helped your spelling

Antibiotics, January 2008, Bactrim and clindamycin for chronic folliculitis (on thighs), 8 weeks, only side effect was "black hairy tongue". Folliculitis came back.

I don't know what's worse, the totally mundane nature of my ailment or the fact that I remember it so perfectly.

Last perscription med you took
Nothing
What you took it for
Not being a slave
How long you took it for
1990-present
Side effects you noticed
Extra 10 grand in my pocket

Last perscription med you took:

Roaccutane 20mg just the (Thanks for reminding me!)

What you took it for:

Moderate facial cysts and general acne

How long you took it for:

Still taking it, though i should only have another 3 or so months left.

Side effects you noticed:

Dry facial skin (Around mouth mainly), dry Lips, very little oil in hair (not a complaint), i had a blood nose a couple of times last month (First time in years), dryish eyes.

None of those are much to worry about, using blistex and chapstick for lips, Cetaphil for face.

Cleared my acne up nice and good as well.

>>1315572

Oh, and a sore back when i go bending about.

>>1315564

Goddamn what a fucking rebel. Bet you didn't catch the fluoridated water or MSG though. They got their claws in you anyway, man, there's no escape! The cyanide capsules (prescription only) are the only way out!

>>1315579

(According to this thread) you would die with a huge penis though!

>>1315564

Doxycycline (a type of antibiotic)
To get the side effect, which was noticed when treating another (probably related) condition.
Indefinitely.
Prevents my skin from splitting open and falling off in large, bloody and painful chunks, except when I get wet.

>perscription
concerta
>reason
Sever add, I could not pay attention, it could have caused developmental issues.
>length
8 years
>side effects
Depression
Focus
Fatigue
constipation

Dimethylmercury
Severe ataxia and dementia for months
Followed by cerebral hypoxia and asystole for several hours, then widespread tissue necrosis

Since then I've been feeling fine, and the light is a lie.

>>1315721

shit yeah nigga, party on

>>1315721

How the hell did you manage to get dimethylmercury in your system?

Last time I checked, it's not a prescription drug. For anything.

>>1315739
Yeah I told my doc that I'd been breathing too much.

Dimethylmercury took a while, but it's totally fixed now.

anti hay fever tablets, didnt work
kill me

Zithomax and "Guaifenesin-Codeine Syrup PHM" (read it off the bottle.

3 days on the Zithomax; into 6th day of cough syrup.

Sensitivity to light (may actually be the mucinex I'm also taking), sleepiness, weird dreams, increase in appetite (which is pissing me off because I hate gaining weight).

>>1315781
enjoy your diabetes.

felt like trying speed/meth but didn't want to take chance of getting in trouble

went to doctor, claimed symptoms of adhd i read on internets

scored bottle of adderall, was pretty fun

zoom zoom etc

>>1315789
6'3", 190lb isn't that much different than 6'3", 185lb and both are far from risk of diabetes. I still feel fat.

Symbicort and Bricanyl for my asthma
They increase my heart-rate and make my hands jittery.

>>1315810
I'm 6'1" 190lbs

and I've got a fourpack with a bit of lower abdominal fat

NO WHERE FUCKIN NEAR DIABEETUS

>>1315827
Dude, what is up with that last bit of abdominal fat? I have the exact same thing (4 pack +flab)

>>1315835
It requires a lot more diet and exercise to get rid of than just being slim and half toned does.

I plan on doing it with exercise alone, as part of my training for a marathon and a half this fall, and double marathon for next june (if I can stand it).

500 mg vicodin

Wisdom teeth removal

3 days, switched to 800 mg ibuprofen

Invented the word "soccerburg," a noun which means "loud, unruly group of people."

>>1315721
So you are legit insane?

INH & Vitamin B6

Tuberculosis, although it was not rogue yet

Nine months, on my last month

None...

>>1315847
No, they revoked my license. Technically I'm not supposed to practice insanity in this state anymore.

.5 mg ativan
anxiety
1 week
no side effects.

Prednisone
Super bad poison ivy
like 2 weeks
felt weird and out of it

>>1314883

I'm super healthy and I was prescribed the same and it made my heart beat so fast I thought I was going to die. Then I switched to Vyvanse and doctor lolled and said I'd be fine, but seems to be about the same maybe a little less. Fuck this shit. I like what it does to my head but I can't stand the side effects.

>>1315854
>>1315854
>>1315854


I swear doctors never prescribe the right shit for poison oak/ivy.


prednisone literally does nothing to stop the effects.


poison oak and poison ivy are caused by poly phenolic chemicals that just simply get stuck in your skin, and irritates it.


the ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY way to get rid of such effects:


shed your fucking skin or somehow wash the shit OUT of your skin.


I have had prednisone many times.


the only thing that works is Ivystat (marginally) and Zanfel.


no wonder Zanfel sells for $30-$40 for 1.5 ounces

Marijuana
Glaucoma
Years

>>1315845

500mg of vicodin would kill pretty much anybody

you mean 5mg

OPs pic here, last thing I took was bull shark testosterone

- Strattera
- Parents thought I had ADD (now they think I'm a mild aspie)
- Two months, but they didn't stop buying the meds till after two and a half because it took me two weeks to bring myself to tell them that the meds weren't doing anything but:
- Making me fell nauseous all day

>>1315862


people always get it fucked up.


5/500 is the weakest prescription of "vicodin" (hydrocodone)

5 mg hydrocodone, 500 mg acetaminophen.

then:

7.5/750

10/1000

10/750

10/350 (ibuprophen or acetominophen)


the "best of the best" in terms of hydrocodone are the 10/350 with ibuprophen because you can take more without the same amount of concern over liver toxicity.

- clozapine
- psychosis shizophrenia
-over a year
-slightly shaking hands

>>1315873

more pics please

Sertraline

For roneriness

3 years

No boner. Feels bad man. Even wonder what those "certain sexual side effects" when they advertised zoloft on TV? Well now you know.

>>1315859

What are you talking about? The prednisone worked fine. I had pretty much full-body poison ivy and couldn't even open my eyes. I got a steroid shot and a bottle of prednisone from the doc after waking up 2 days after the exposure with my eyes swollen shut. Next day I was much better and it deminished very rapidly.

i'm thinking about going and getting on some antidepressants, what are the best ones currently?

i took citalopram for a while but that shit was just placebo i think, what is the good shit to try for?

I have never taken a prescribed medicine in my life. I have been prescribed pain killers when my wisdom teeth were pulled but I did not take them because I am not a pussy. I have never had an ear infection, bacterial infection, broken bone, or surgery in my life.

>>1315910

brotip: pain killers don't actually kill pain. they just make you too high to care about it. they are for fun etc, you missed out by not taking them.

>>1314836
>>1314813

Another Citalopram user here. Also have problems cumming. Shit sucks, you're pounding away for hours before your partner gets sore and tells you to stop, its like you get 90% of the way there and can never quite push yourself all the way over, its torture.

Ketoconazole-Anti-fungal

Jock itch

Been taking for 3 weeks, I have enough for another 5 weeks.

Dry patches on head of penis

>>1315909
>i'm thinking about going and getting on some antidepressants, what are the best ones currently?
Don't. The way to beat depression is three-fold: exercise, good diet, and fully occupied schedule (this way you have no time to dwell).

>>1315940
MOST pain killers ALSO get you high.

>>1314883
this,

couple of months ago as well

>>1314767
Last prescription I got was for a painkiller after my wisdom teeth had been extracted. I decided I wanted to feel the pain and didn't take it. A one of a kind experience you can't easily make in todays world.
Wouldn't do it again thought, when the Morphium (from the extraction) was fading, a night of hellish pain started. Interesting fact I found is that after some time you are accostumed to the pain and it can even be ignored in the end.

>>perscription
>>prescription

Bupropion
Something asperger's related; not sure exactly what. Helping me sleep better maybe?
Still taking, I guess about 4 years
Fucks with my appetite a little bit. Makes me uncomfortable for a brief period.

adderall (2x 10 mg)
got a final tomorrow
got a prescription last week
brain power over 9000

Symbicort, took it from when I was 6 until 6 months ago.

Decided to fuck asthma, deal with it myself. Started running. Hurt like a bitch, went to the hospital once,
but continued. Hardest fucking thing I've done in my life.
Now run 6 miles a day no issue.

Last perscription med you took:
Escitalopram (SSRI)

What you took it for
Depression


How long you took it for
2009 - ongoing

Side effects you noticed
libido

troll

Baclofen (Muscle Relaxant)

Restless Leg Syndrome

A week (I'm going back to the doctor tomorrow to get switched)

Headaches, which is why I'm switching

minocycline
acne
idk elolel
if i don't eat with it, i throw up