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>Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it.

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. >I couldn't wait to do it again.

>> No.12457384

>>12457381
what fucking jar what the flying fuck are oyu saying

>> No.12457395

>>12457381
This is why I come to /sci/. Fuck the gay nerd math threads, this is what I need.

>> No.12457396

>>12457381
>"penis"
Dilate

>> No.12457397

>>12457381
you have failed to notice fucking everything
and so you are blocked

>> No.12457403

>>12457381
call my bluff

>> No.12457413

>>12457381
i clearly have to gain from telling you anything
ok this is the last message

>> No.12457416

>>12457381
Any scientist worth his salt knew this

>> No.12457417

46 to 80 per cent of the fluid is produced by the seminal vesicles
13 to 33 per cent by the prostate gland
5 per cent from the testicles and epididymis
2-5 percent from Bulbourethral and urethral glands

The pH range should be 7.2 to 7.8.

>The perfect food for ants.

>> No.12457419

>>12457395
as the guy that makes probably a third of those threads I gotta agree this was definitely more enjoyable than shitting on dogmatic reals shcizos and imagicucks.
>>12457381
semen has carbs in it. but such a small study (small N) can't conclude anything. this experiment needs to be repeated with the same results

>> No.12457425

>>12457396
Ok, fuck you. This is my first time posting and this is all in the name of science.

>> No.12457692

>>12457381
This is better than the stale pale race and IQ threads.

>> No.12457704

>>12457692
t. seething nigger

>> No.12457730

>>12457692
subhuman detected

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>>12457419
>shitting on dogmatic reals shcizos and imagicucks.