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old thread: >>11745311

>> No.11746658
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hot

>> No.11746659
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Less than an hour before hatch opening. Capsule receiving power

>> No.11746661

>>11746639
At least include the links
https://youtu.be/bIZsnKGV8TE
https://youtu.be/pyNl87mXOkc

>> No.11746663

>>11745004
bros pls answer

>> No.11746664

First for dubs

>> No.11746697

Where do I buy NASA grade green-screens and masking software?

>> No.11746712

STREAM
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>> No.11746716

man their legs looks so thin

>> No.11746719

>>11746697
>Where do I buy NASA grade zero gravity?

>> No.11746734

>>11746716
space makes you dyel

>> No.11746737

Bob and doug will do a space mutiny by killing the ruskies

>> No.11746742

>>11746712
bruh c-span somehow got it faster than nasa themselves
also they say attitude control, but i think they mean altitude control

>> No.11746750

>>11746742
kek

>> No.11746780
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>>11746719
green fishing line(s) attached under the shirt
come on dude, everyone knows that

>> No.11746781
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I'd like to see the orange pressure suit that nasa made get sent up sometime soon. Shits gucci as.

>> No.11746790
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11746790

Rate my schitzo b8

>> No.11746791

nice crack though

>> No.11746806

All this exposed cabling on the ISS triggers me

>> No.11746809

>>11746790
Why not put the current date?

>> No.11746812

>>11746790
Try compositing it on one of the screens from the view from inside dragon

>> No.11746816

>>11746806
do you actually want them to build another layer of paneling where particles can hide until it fucks them up?

>> No.11746826

Who is the guy in the shorts?

>> No.11746830

>>11746816
Unironically yes

>> No.11746832

>>11746826
chris cassidy

>> No.11746853
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PROGRESS

>> No.11746857

it looks so comfy

>> No.11746862
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Shouldn't there be two ruskies on iss too? Or am i mistaken?

>> No.11746865

I wonder what fapping in space would feel like

>> No.11746868

>>11746857
those legs don't look very comfy to me
it must feel very painful to live there after a while

>>11746862
I think they're in the russian part of the station, weird that they're not visiting though

>> No.11746870

KNOCK KNOCK

>> No.11746871

>>11746862
There are

>> No.11746872

>no gravity
>no niggers
>no jews
that's a lot of weight off your shoulders

>> No.11746873

>>11746865
Did anyone have the first man to cum in space recorded yet?

>> No.11746878

Anyone know the witch house song playing minutes ago?

>> No.11746882
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>> No.11746884

>>11746868
>>11746857
low gravity = less effort?

>> No.11746893

>chris cassidy has been in space for 52 days
how did he not go insane from the isolation? I doubt the slavs talk to him.

>> No.11746894

imagine they came all this way and forgot their passports and had visas denied

>> No.11746895

>>11746884
I don't think it's just less muscle, I think they literally get less blood flow to the legs because there's no gravity, blood is concentrated close to the heart basically
we need artificial gravity somehow

>> No.11746896

I can’t believe the madman is actually doing it. That stupid trash can is going to be it. It’s going to be a spaceship.

>> No.11746898

>>11746884
> Astronauts on space missions suffer from balance problems, visual disturbances, damage to the heart muscle and bone loss. How can these issues be addressed so that astronauts are safely returned to Earth after prolonged missions to space?

>> No.11746906

>>11746893
he's not just sitting there idly, there's science to do

>> No.11746909

>>11746893
Isolation is a meme

>> No.11746914

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PRESSURISED MATING ADAPTER?

>> No.11746915

>>11746898
is that not relative to the earth though? if they stayed in space would it not matter and be pretty comfy?

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>>11746742
>also they say attitude control, but i think they mean altitude control
>your brain on sci

>> No.11746932

>>11746893
I've not been face to face with another person since lockdown.

>> No.11746933

>>11746915
They would eventually have heart failure or some shit.

>> No.11746939

remember no russian

>> No.11746941
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>>11746914

>> No.11746944

>>11746914
A new part that was installed on the ISS to allow Dragon to dock to ISS

>> No.11746945

>>11746914
auto jackhammering strap-on dildo

>> No.11746946

>>11746865
>>11746873
you are only allowed in space if you've been on nofap for at least 9 years. You are dealing with the govt and they have your entire internet history, so no point in hiding it

>> No.11746959

>>11746941
that's hot, where did you find this

>> No.11746960

Is something broken?

>> No.11746961

AHHH ITS ALL GONE WRONG

>> No.11746964
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>> No.11746969

LOSS OF COMMUNICATION MEANS ONLY ONE THING

>> No.11746970

>>11746944
That's the IDA (International Docking Adapter).
The PMA was installed by the Shuttle missions.

>> No.11746973

>>11746969
I N V A S I O N

>> No.11746975

>>11746927
seriously. im either mishearing it every single time or they're saying some bullshit terms to confuzzle the average audience

>> No.11746976

What happens if nobody's inside?

>> No.11746983

ETA til entry?

>> No.11746984

>>11746658
How useful are brap engines on iss?

>> No.11746985

>>11746975
They're already at altitude.

>> No.11746988

>>11746969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF4Hcr7XX3c
TTHEY'RE HERE BROS.

>> No.11746989

>>11746983
10-15 min

>> No.11746991

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FBZDF5Z
have you read that?

>> No.11746994

>Not a single congratulations for SpaceX by Boeing, blueorigin and Bezos so far
kek

>> No.11746996

>>11746976
must be at the shops, try again later

>> No.11746998

>>11746975
altitude = height of thing
attitude = where the thing points toward

>> No.11747001

>>11746976
Then you can't dock. I'm not sure how they'd repopulate the ISS after the last guy leaves.

>> No.11747005

>>11746994
But Boeng did post something didn't they? Same with ULA Tory Bruno

>> No.11747006

>>11746976
Kubrick will lose his job

>> No.11747007

Shit's fucked

>> No.11747009

Where is the rest of the ISS crew?

>> No.11747012

>communications are down

IT'S OGRE

EVERYONE'S DEAD

>> No.11747017

JUST OPEN THE DOOR TO COMMUNICATE LMAO

>> No.11747018

>>11747001
Remote depressurization + some backup entry point? I mean, there must be a way to get inside from the outside if the whole place is depressurized

>> No.11747020

>>11747009
innabunker in case of an airlock boogaloo

>> No.11747021

>>11747009
playing hide and seek with bob and dylan

>> No.11747023

Why hasn't JFK given a speech on this?!

>> No.11747025

>>11746994
https://twitter.com/BoeingSpace/status/1267100024774811655

>> No.11747034

>>11746960
Dragon to ISS wired audio comms are unintelligible/have feedback

>> No.11747041

>>11747025
>welcome
did boeing build the iss or what

>> No.11747042

>>11747025
>dragon goes brrr
based

>> No.11747048

>>11746868
>I think they're in the russian part of the station, weird that they're not visiting though
Can they isolate the modules? I wouldn't be surprised if docking procedures kept the crew dispersed, with any internal airlocks closed.

>> No.11747049

>>11747020 I can imagine Russian section closed off, but rest of the murricans?

>> No.11747052

what happens if the door gets stuck?

>> No.11747054

WE GOT TOO COCKY SPACEXBROS

>> No.11747056
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>> No.11747057

Completely unreadable

>> No.11747058

Imagine if they have to abort and go home without going on board because of this issue

>> No.11747060
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11747060

Lads
I have a bad feeling about this

>> No.11747061

>>11747009
Probably doing their regular jobs. They will show up when the hatch is actually going to open.

>> No.11747063

How are they gonna get to the moon if they cant communicate between 1 atmosphere?

>> No.11747065

>>11747052
DOOR STUCK

>> No.11747068

>>11747048
this also makes sense to me, but no idea

>>11747052
the responsible astronaut is given the moniker of genuine dicksucker

>> No.11747070

New space station when

>> No.11747074

>>11747042
>joy emoji
ruined

>> No.11747075

RUSKIES TAKING OVER

>> No.11747080

Oh there's the BLYATs

>> No.11747081

It's just like my work zoom calls!

>> No.11747083

Can't Houston relay the comms to the Dragon?

>> No.11747085

https://imgur.com/7t1WnmR

>> No.11747087

slavs are here

>> No.11747092

just open the fucking door and speak to them from the iss

>> No.11747096

>>11747052
I BEG YOU

>> No.11747097

>>11747070
no current rocket can send up the necessary parts, cuz they too big

>> No.11747098

2020 and we still haven't figured out telegraphs, lol

>> No.11747100

>that one random dude repeating numbers and literally not having anyone acknowledge or respond to him

lmao what

>> No.11747103

russians onboard got orders from putinman to jam communication channels

>> No.11747104

>>11746964
Why does it look like a cervix; I'M GONNA COOM

>> No.11747106

H O N K

>> No.11747107

Just open the hatch lmao.

>> No.11747108

>>11747085
please fuck off

>> No.11747112

REMEMBER
NO RUSSIAN

>> No.11747115
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>hatch opens
>bob and doug are gone
> only remains are some scratch marks on the cabin walls

what happens next, /sfg/?

>> No.11747114

>>11746964
I just noticed the flag, nice

>> No.11747116

>>11747075
>comes over, clangs the door with a hammer a few times
>floats away rolling his eyes as they finally open it

>> No.11747118

why don't they just tweet at each other

>> No.11747119

Americans really know how to make this boring, open the fucking hatch already

>> No.11747122

>>11747052
the phantom

>> No.11747125

Houston, we have a problem

>> No.11747126

>>11747049
There is only one American on board.

>> No.11747129

>>11746997
>Why do people say this stupid shit constantly?
Serious answer anon? Legitimate fucking anger at post-McDonnell Douglas dysfunctional Boeing eating TENS OF BILLIONS of our tax dollars for FUCKING NOTHING. It isn't JUST that it's pork, I can actually support pork just fine in some cases. It's that it was WORTHLESS pork, and that it has actively set us back. Air travel is much worse as a result. Space development was set back as a result.

I hold nothing against the actual engineers/workers at Boeing, not their fault. But Boeing as a company has been really shit MUH SHAREHOLDER VALUE RETURNS for a few decades and it is a bit sweet to see the bill finally, finally coming due a bit. Partly because I'd genuinely like to see them be great again, but that won't happen without an enormous fucking kick in the ass. Repeatedly.

>> No.11747128

>>11747085
That template was a bad idea

>> No.11747130

BOOM WOOOSHHH

>> No.11747131

Someone give me a quick rundown whats happening??

>> No.11747134
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waiting

>> No.11747138

>>11747052
YOU'RE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>> No.11747139

>>11747070
ISS is humanity's most expensive project
ISS2 would add Japanese and European sides and could cost trillions of dollars which could even dwarf the US interstate costs

>> No.11747140
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Beautiful

>> No.11747144

AAAAAAAA OPEN WIRES IN VACUUM WHY

>> No.11747149

>>11747131
SPACE ALIANS HAVE ATTACHED TO SPACE X ELON IS A DEOMON KING FROM HELL SPREADING HELL INTO THE UNIVERSE

END TIMES

>> No.11747153

>Wide shot of Dragon
>Suddenly 2 human like figures appear from behind the ship, slowly floating away

What do you post anon?

>> No.11747154

>>11747052
OUTTA MAH WAY SON

>> No.11747155
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how did they launch the ISS into space its so big

>> No.11747156

>>11747052
>the phantom exterior like fish eggs. interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. cheat on your man homie

>> No.11747158
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>>11746969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4jWAwUb63c

>> No.11747159

>>11747114
They're going to bring it down to Earth and fly it on Artemis-2.

>> No.11747160
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>>11746639
WTF IS THEIR PROBLEM JUST OPEN THE DAMN HATCH ALREADY

>> No.11747161

the computer is refusing to open the door

>> No.11747162

OOOOOOOOOH I'M DOOOOOOOOCKING

>> No.11747163

Are Bob & Doug running out of food?

>> No.11747167

>>11747153
they didn't fly so good

>> No.11747168

>>11747155
piece by piece

>> No.11747173

>>11747155
on a very big rocket :^)

>> No.11747174

>>11747115
ayy

>> No.11747176
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oh oh

>> No.11747175

>1 hour to dragon hatch opening
i'll go eat my meal too then

>> No.11747177

Why are they talking about tablet charges?

Did elon not install a fucking charging port?

>> No.11747179
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>>11747155
They did it piece by piece.

>> No.11747178

>Another hour

Fuck's sake

>> No.11747180

>one more hour

>> No.11747181

>>11747155
In parts, using the space shuttle's massive payload bay.

>> No.11747184

why does everything take so long

>> No.11747186

>>11747163
no but they think they are. the current state of americans.
>fifth meal in 19h period

>> No.11747185

you know what's coming through that hatch??.....!

>> No.11747187
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lmao another hour

>> No.11747189

THEY ARE DEAD

>> No.11747190
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>>11747140

>> No.11747191

>>11747161
>im sorry doug
>im afraid i cant do that

>> No.11747193

SPACEX IS FINISHED

>> No.11747194
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U N R E A D A B L E
N

R
E
A
D
A
B
L
E

>> No.11747198

Open the goddamn pod bay doors, HAL

>> No.11747199

This is starting to look more like frotting rather than docking

>> No.11747200

>1 hour to open hatch
GREAT ENGINEERING ELON

>> No.11747201

>arrive ahead of schedule
>fuck it up and end up delayed a few hours anyway
Murica everybody

>> No.11747203

>>11747189
Then who was phone?

>> No.11747206

Does Soyuz take this long to open the door?

>> No.11747207

>>11747140
>>11747190
>Chromatic abberation

Shit tier graphics

>> No.11747213

seethe europoors

>> No.11747216

DRAGON HAS 15 MINUTES OF OXYGEN LEFT

PANIC

>> No.11747215

>>11747178
>>11747180
>>11747187
>>11747200

Am I the only one who heard half an hour?

>> No.11747217

Just beat the morse code on the hatch, here's your hardline, no need to thank me, stupid russian.

>> No.11747218

Why do they need comms now? Just equalize the pressure and let them out

>> No.11747219

>>11747215
Yes

>> No.11747221

>>11747184
They're paid by the hour.

>> No.11747222

Why are you faggots complaining about bugs and glitches, this a demo of the game of course there will be shit like this, let the devs and publishers put out the hotfixes and stop whining

>> No.11747226

>>11747207
Time for some lightroom edits.

>> No.11747228

What happens if they can't fix the direct comms? Don't they just open the hatch while communicating though ground control? Is there a need to use the direct link? Is it just safer?

>> No.11747230

>>11746870
Ramirez? That you?

>> No.11747231

I missed the beginning.
What's inside the capsule? Why aren't they opening it?

>> No.11747233

its ok lads they'll just fly back home and try it again tomorrow

>> No.11747235

UNDOCK AND TRY AGAIN

ITS NOT TOO LATE BOEINGBROS

>> No.11747236

*silence*

>> No.11747238

>>11747228
DEMO 2

TEST

MISSION

>> No.11747239

>>11747221
Kek.

>> No.11747240

What is unreadable?

>> No.11747242

>>11747228
yes I think they just need to see if they can fix it as they're testing all the stuff

>> No.11747244

>>11747231
no one knows

>> No.11747245

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?

>> No.11747246

>>11747231
doug and bob

>> No.11747247
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That's no Cassidy...

>> No.11747249

>>11747231
Aliums

>> No.11747254

>>11747231
Couple of American blokes.

They're worried they might get crushed up and sucked out an air gap like in Alien Ressurection.

>> No.11747256

>>11747231
hell it was ungodly to search the heavens its not man's place just like splitting the atom

>> No.11747257

>>11747247
HOLY SHIT IT HAS STARTED

>> No.11747258

>>11747231
There's the Alien inside, they're trying to figure out how to recover Bob and Doug's remains without letting it in.

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>>11747139

>> No.11747261

RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE CONFIRMED

>> No.11747263

>constant crispy clear video feed for normalfags
>critical audio comm is somehow less reliable than that

>> No.11747266

>>11747261
PUTIN CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.11747270
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Imagine being the guy who fucked up the hard link after everything else has gone flawlessly. Your colleagues literally launched a reusable booster carrying humans to orbit while you can't keep the equivalent of a tin can telephone working.

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>>11747222
we've been paying for the fucking early access for years!
Buggy fucking tech demo

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>> No.11747276

Haha imagine how sweaty those seats are after nineteen hours of man haha imagine sniffing it and stroking yourself at the same time just imagine that delicious musk and ass sweat haha wow no homo haha

>> No.11747278

>>11747231
When it took off 19 hours ago there were two humans named Doug and Bob aboard.

Since then, we aren't so sure anymore.

>> No.11747279
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looks pretty spacious

>> No.11747280

>>11747261
COLLUSION AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.11747283

just replug it in retards

>> No.11747285
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current ISS config

>> No.11747287
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>>11747231
Giant ants! Our insect overlords have arrived!

>> No.11747289

>>11747263
bro why don't they just hold up signs to the camera

>> No.11747290

>>11747263
I liked the Apollo 13 script much better. This is just lazy writing.

>> No.11747291

*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

>> No.11747294

this whole thing is a blasphemy against the all mighty and when he takes his wrath upon spaceX i will be saying its divine justice

>> No.11747295

>>11747280
IMPEACH ELON

>> No.11747296

>>11747279
is that inside Dragon?

what's in the boxes and bags?

>> No.11747297

>>11747285
cool, thanks

>> No.11747300

>>11747291
mm yes quite pungent

>> No.11747303

>>11747279
That is because it is two people in a seven person capsule

>> No.11747304

just returning after an hour what's been going on

>> No.11747308
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>>11747219

Just rewound, it's an hour uuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>> No.11747309

The message repeats. Regret regret regret. Any idea what it means?

>> No.11747310

https://iss-sim.spacex.com/

The ISS docking simulator is actually pretty fun. Makes me want to play a full blown space sim (Star Citizen need not apply).

>> No.11747312

>>11747279
Some hipsters in Los Angeles live with less space than that.

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Lads... I think the "dinosaur" may be behind the delay

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11747317

RUSSIAN MOVEMENTS DETECTED IN THE BALTIC SEA

>> No.11747319

>>11747216
This true?

>> No.11747320

>>11747296
Foods?

>> No.11747323

did rioting niggers destroy the comms?

>> No.11747324

FEET CAM

>> No.11747322

>>11747310
You'll want to try Orbiter for the full launch to docking experience. Kerbal Space Program for a simpler option.

>> No.11747326
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>>11747310
Forgot image.

>> No.11747327

>>11747259
>Crash into the ocean in 2020

Uh?

>> No.11747328

Mmm that’s a sexy foot

>> No.11747329

>>11747256
1. they're not really in space, just barely off Earth
2. get off my board

>> No.11747330

FEET

>> No.11747332

>>11747304
russians are taking over the station

>> No.11747333

Feets, that's my fetish

>> No.11747334
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11747334

*SnifFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffff*

>> No.11747335
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11747335

What are they trying to smuggle inside the ISS?

>> No.11747337
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11747337

>feet pics

>> No.11747339
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11747339

>>11747261
>mfw Chris goes to the other module and finds the Ruskies making static noises through a linked comms device

>> No.11747342

>facefull of a nasty sock
I know some of you degenerates liked it.

>> No.11747343

>>11747310
I'm sure you're aware of it but kerbal space program is like that game but with 10000x more content

>> No.11747344

>>11747245
very nice

>> No.11747345

>>11747317
WTF

>> No.11747346

>>11747335
got anymore of those cool space images anon?

>> No.11747347

>Our mission is failing
>Show feet to keep them entertained

>> No.11747350

>>11747316
Open the door get on the floor

>> No.11747351

spaceniggers are all the same

>> No.11747353
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11747353

>>11747335
Frogs.

>> No.11747354
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11747354

>> No.11747358
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11747358

>>11747296
dragon dildos

>> No.11747359
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11747359

it's the Moon!

>> No.11747361

wait a second... there's a body in there

>> No.11747362

>>11747317
Source

>> No.11747367
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>> No.11747370

>>11747361
>tfw you noticed it moving

oh no no no

>> No.11747373

>>11747361
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>> No.11747374

>>11747327
>>11747259
>Bob was sent right into a death trap

>> No.11747376

How will they do all these things to the suits in a fully crewed flight?

>> No.11747380

>meal number 5

how much are they eating lmao

>> No.11747383

>>11747367
Is that real? Was he tethered?

>> No.11747387

>>11747184
guberment pencil pushers

>> No.11747388

>>11747380
They are americans, remember?

>> No.11747389

>>11747370
>hey who turned out the lights

>> No.11747391

>>11747383
it's an >empty spacesuit i believe

>> No.11747393

>>11747383
empty suit

>> No.11747394

>>11747285
What a slut.

>> No.11747399

>>11747383

Empty suit they tried to use as an satellite

>> No.11747403

Anyone else watching the stream with chill hip hop instrumentals?

>> No.11747404
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11747404

>>11747231

>> No.11747405

>>11747285
So is that staying on there forever now?

>> No.11747406

>>11747296
>what's in the boxes and bags?
Dragon dildos and lube.

>> No.11747408

vestibule gang

>> No.11747416

>>11747405
No. All those crafts will eventually undock and be replaced

>> No.11747425
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11747425

>>11747380

>> No.11747427

>>11747403
Im listening to neo trance senpai

>> No.11747428

>equalizing pressure
What is this commie talk I'm hearing?!

>> No.11747431

>>11747394
kek

>> No.11747432

>>11747303
Doubt it will ever fly more than four, maybe five.

>> No.11747435

Dragon? i hardly know 'er!

>> No.11747439
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11747439

>> No.11747440

automatic docking or manual ?
how long till they go in ?

>> No.11747445

>too busy eating to answer the phone

>> No.11747449

>>11747327
>>11747374
reported to 2030

>> No.11747472

>>11747394
Only one hole open I believe?
What a cumslut.

>> No.11747474
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11747474

nice feet OwO

>> No.11747481
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11747481

*SNIFFFFFFFFF*

>> No.11747485

There really is a dead body in there

>> No.11747492

>>11747481
>toe sweat stains

UUMMMMFFF

>> No.11747499

>>11747492
Those aren't stains you fucking degenerate

>> No.11747501
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11747501

quick peek of /sci/ before boarding

>> No.11747502
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11747502

They're waiting for pressure to be equalized. Why are they touching at the screens ?
>>11747481

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11747505

>>11747474
>>11747481
>>11747492
>>11747499
>18 hours of intense sweating pooled into their toe tips due to gravity
uma delicia

>> No.11747508
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>> No.11747512
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11747512

>>11747501

>> No.11747513

>>11747505
*wrings the sock*
*delicious bubble of sweat*
*pops it over my tongue*

>> No.11747514

>>11747501
HI BOB !

>> No.11747515

>>11747502
probably trying to fix the communication issue

>> No.11747521
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11747521

probe droid spotted

>> No.11747523

>>11747508
The look on his face

Quick browse on /b/ did we /b/ob?

>> No.11747527

Will docking be this slow for every Dragon docking in the future or are they just being extra careful because this is the first time?

>> No.11747528
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11747528

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much is Xi seething right now?

>> No.11747530

>>11747512
>not using tomorrow colors

>> No.11747532
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11747532

>> No.11747533

is bob part neanderthal?

>> No.11747534

>>11747515
They switched to RF comms. They will attempt to fix wired comms while they are on the ISS

>> No.11747537
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11747537

>>11747439
Why are there no big tiddies female astonauts?

>> No.11747539

>>11747512
this should be a banner

>> No.11747541

>>11747285
>that inflatable module that's basically the best thing ever added
>there's still only one of them
nasa has nothing but good things to say about a room that has like 200x the capacity of the space it takes up in a launch and they're still not on every free port

>> No.11747542

>>11747502
>Why are they touching at the screens ?
They're hooking up with their brokers to open massive short positions on Lockheed and Boeing.

>> No.11747543

>>11747537
Implants explode in microgravity.

>> No.11747544

more like Mason Control Center

>> No.11747545
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11747545

>SIX (6) WATER BOTTLES REMOVED

>> No.11747546

>>11747537
sauce plx

>> No.11747550

>>11747527
docking is always slow

>> No.11747551

i-is that a female voice?

>> No.11747553

>>11747533
nah, he's just a dad

>> No.11747554
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11747554

>have to give inventory on everything they used/touched/ate

holy shit

>> No.11747565

>>11747554
OY VEY

>> No.11747566

>>11747545
>filename robert baratheon with glowing eyes
>not lord bobby b

>> No.11747568

>>11747554
better get used to it anon

>> No.11747569

Do they ever talk about anything other than food?

>> No.11747571

Fuck boys I'm absolutely desperate for a lunch from bag 320

>> No.11747572

>be honest bob, i'm getting a reading there are more dinners missing

>> No.11747574

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.11747578

>>11747554
So they can be billed when they return to Earth.

>> No.11747579

>>11747551
Only role they could find for the inferior female brain.

>> No.11747580

>>11747569
talking about nothing but food is the most human thing we can do

>> No.11747582

poopy poo poo

>> No.11747585

>>11747528
He just conquered Hong Kong, I doubt he cares that much.

>> No.11747589
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11747589

>>11747537

They already tested the maximum breast size, this is the biggest they could get without prejudicing operational integrity

>> No.11747595

this is houston, report poop amount pooped

>> No.11747596

>>11747546
stargate universe

>> No.11747597

AYYYY CHEEKI BREEKI

>> No.11747598

what watch does the russian wear? breitling?

>> No.11747599

>>11747541
Bigelow Aerospace recently layed-off all their employees too.
*sniff*

>> No.11747601

Where can I get one of those space watches?

>> No.11747603

look at Vagner's watch floating on his arm thats so wild

>> No.11747608

>>11747580
We talk about the weather too, but there isn't much of up there in space.

>> No.11747612

>>11747569
They left nothing but veggie omelet mres. So the russuans can enjoy them.

>> No.11747625

>inner national space station

>> No.11747629

Imagine having worse hair than a 50 year old man at 34

>> No.11747631

how frequent are the supply missions? i'm assuming they run out of water

>> No.11747632
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11747632

>>11747541
>>11747599
Trust in SNC

>> No.11747633

Sure takes a lot of time to depressurize...........the nozzle.

>> No.11747634

>>11747631
Resupply missions launch roughly every 6 months

>> No.11747639

>>11747631
https://www.nasa.gov/content/water-recycling/
>There is an entire closed-loop system onboard the ISS dedicated to water. First, Astronaut wastewater is captured, such as urine, sweat, or even the moisture from their breath. Then impurities and contaminants are filtered out of the water. The final product is potable water that can be used to rehydrate food, bathe, or drink. Repeat. The system sounds disgusting, but recycled water on the ISS is cleaner than what most Earthlings drink.

>> No.11747640

do ISS astronauts have sex with each other?
i mean they have to get bored right? they're basically in a giant floating prison, and nobody comes out of prison a virgin

>> No.11747649
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11747649

>>11747629
Baldness should be embraced.

Unless you have PayPal money. Then you get good grafts and pretend it never happened.

>> No.11747652

Dragon slowly edging, coming close now

>> No.11747651

>>11747640
They call it docking

>> No.11747654

>>11747640
sex, masturbation is all forbidden

>> No.11747655

>>11747633
That is because they must calibrate...the Nozzle.

>> No.11747657

>>11747598
Russians used to wear Fortis, not sure if they still do

>> No.11747660

>>11747640
Putting your dick into someone's asshole doesn't make you a non-virgin.

>> No.11747663

>>11747640
Yes

>> No.11747665

>>11747640
That's what the pressurized mating adapter is for.

>> No.11747667

So many years have gone by and they still haven't tried getting pregnant in zero G.

>> No.11747669

>>11747660
>implying I would be the one putting my dick in

sounds mad gay

>> No.11747670

RUSKIES ARE SABOTAGING OUR EQUIPMENTS

>> No.11747671
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11747671

>>11747612
So, sort of like breakfast taco day when you get there late and there's only potato and egg left.

>> No.11747672

they pass over yet?

>> No.11747681

>>11747640
Just use the vacuum hose from the urinal.

>> No.11747685

>>11747672
Yep, just saw them fly right over my house.

>> No.11747686

>>11747670
>relying on uncle Lao's manufaturing and then blaming russians

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11747689

>>11747599
>haha it's just for the duration we'll rehire everyone once lockdown ends :^)

>> No.11747690

>>11747654
wrong, they have a special vacuum unit otherwise they can contaminate the iss from wet dreams

>> No.11747691

>>11747546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_WXkeWs7I

>> No.11747692

>>11747578
how much tip do you give for a space flight? 30%?

>> No.11747694
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>>11747554
well.. hmfph.. most of them we..re governmen..t proper-ty

>> No.11747702

Why doesn't everybody they put their spacesuit just in case there's an Interstellar situation?

>> No.11747706

Do they play console or are they PC?

>> No.11747708

>>11747702
because they probably have a million sensors to confirm latches lock etc

>> No.11747718
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11747718

>>11747231
station just got teleported to saturn bro

>> No.11747721

>>11747706
>using mouse in zero g
>try to do a sick flick shot
>fingers slip and mouse goes flinging off the walls

>> No.11747726

How long till they open the hatch ?

>> No.11747728

How much longer

>> No.11747735
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11747735

>>11747508

>> No.11747737

>>11747702
I think the slick space suits don't work at this altitude or something, that's why they have the big bulky EVA suits that you need someone to help you to put on

>> No.11747743

>NASA has has 6.66 million subs
Fucking satanic muts

>> No.11747744

QUESTION TIME

>> No.11747745

hehe poop

>> No.11747746

HALF HOUR UNTIL HATCH OPENING

>> No.11747747
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>>11747735
nice

>> No.11747748

>>11747744
RANCH, OR COOL RANCH?

>> No.11747751

>HALF HOUR PRIOR TO HATCH OPEN
>HALF HOUR
>30 MIN

10 + 10 + 10

>> No.11747752

>>11747721
>not having a padded gaming room

>> No.11747753

>>11747746
uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

space takes too fucking long, why is it so slow

>> No.11747754

>>11747721
would that mean that fighting games are the best genre to play in space?

>> No.11747756

An hour to open a goddamn door

>> No.11747758

SpaceX stream has been running for 24 hours now

>> No.11747761
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11747761

just open the fucking door already

>> No.11747763

>>11747754
I think anything with controller would be fine.

>> No.11747764

Do boners work in space?

>> No.11747766

Bob struts out hanging brain to the shock and disgust of his coworkers.
> Bob pls stop

>> No.11747771

>>11747754
Imagine playing VR in space.

>> No.11747772

>>11747754
>playing a grappler
>try to do a 720
>arcade stick flies out of your lap and smacks you in the face

>> No.11747773

>>11747761
The CGI for the door didn't finish rendering yet.

>> No.11747776

>>11747763
>rage quit
would the walls be strong enough to support a gamer rage moment

>> No.11747777

>>11747718
that game was fucking scary to play.

>> No.11747779
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11747779

>>11747754
>playing fightan
>Sanford does pic related
>decompresses the entire ISS

>> No.11747782

>mile high club
>club 300
Whats it called when you had sex in space?

>> No.11747785

NEW THREAD

>>11747781
>>11747781
>>11747781

>> No.11747788

>who fuckin cares man

>> No.11747803

>>11747785
>page 2
FFS the previous thread is still up at 682 posts on only page 4

>> No.11747815

>no pun intended

>> No.11747821

>>11747803
tourists

>> No.11747849

>>11747651
If it takes that long must be the most boring sex ever.

>> No.11747887

>>11747803
Who cares, it deserves to be on page 1 for anyone that didn't follow from the start
>>11747821
>>

>> No.11747901

>>11747887
>not browsing the catalog instead
fucking newfag tourists from /pol/ I swear

>> No.11747906

>>11747753
it's a demo mission, they have to be extra meticulous with everything

>> No.11747926
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>>11747901
>he mentioned the meme board

>> No.11747970
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11747970

Bob's wife a cute

>> No.11747972

>>11747052
try to sneak through the door man

>> No.11747994

>>11747155
>>11747168
>>11747179
>>11747181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPp0ovsINw

>> No.11748025

>>11747970
tfw no qt wife to explore the cosmos with

>> No.11748035

>>11747970
looks kind of malnourished

>> No.11748043

He's a big guy.

>> No.11748083

>>11747994
>not playing fitting music from a LEGO series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28sd6z_rb2E

>> No.11748133
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11748133

>>11748083
based mars mission
those sets were cool

>> No.11748190

>>11748133
The hypothetical crew of the first manned Starship Mars landing NEEDS to play the song I provided. Also mars cybertruck needs an orange windshield just like the original series lmao

>> No.11748194

>>11748043
for you

>> No.11751035

>>11746873
yeah, Apollo 12, far side of the moon there was a heart rate anomaly with the lone command module pilot

>> No.11751042

>>11747097
wrong, Falcon 9 can deliver them but it would need some way to rendezvous, the Falcon 9 upper stage doesn't have very good fine RCS controls