/sci/ - Science & Math

I wish we had polio back

ugh so true ;_; like why even have science when it just makes the world boring smdh

>>9267035
We do have flying cars, they're called helicopters.

Brontosaurus existed so I don't understand why it's crossed out.

Light speed is a thing. Again I don't see why it's crossed out.

Pluto exists.

Time travel is essentially possible due to the relativity of spacetime. You just need to go to parts of space where spacetime is distorted due to gravity.

Robot butlers are perfectly possible, just build one.

>>9267035
I'm boggled that someone would bother to make this graphic.

>>9267048
we even have alchemy. it's just called chemistry. we can even synthesize gold.

>>9267035
Pluto is a planet. Flying care already exist. Magic is just science. Alchemy is just chemistry.

>>9267076
True

>>9267084
*Dwarf planet

>>9267085
>dwarf planet
Still a planet in my heart

>>9267048
I think he either means, we cant magic-dna-gene-clone dinosaurs back,
OR the Brontosaurus was misnamed. Depending on his level of stupidity.

Also, having flown but not got my license for a helicopter, they feel a lot more like a bike than a car, Point is still valid.

>>9267102
There is an episode of rick and morty regarding Pluto.

> inb4 i don't think rick and morty is the smartest best ever show, and only plebs don't enjoy it due to not understanding the deep *burp* ness of it.
> Nor do i think its the most cuck jew crap ever, anyone who doesn't like what i like and enjoys what i do not is a retard.

>>9268022
ok plebbit

>>9268030
That would be funny, if i had ever visited reddit. Or my post in any way followed the retarded format of that.
> Next time try coming up with a worthwhile retort, rather than a shit copy paste one you are using incorrectly.

>>9267040
Polio was on the way out before vaccines.

>>9268045
>>9268022
>leaving a space after the arrow

ok plebbit

Why all the constant anti-science shilling on /sci/? It seems pretty odd, desu.

>>9268087
Can you try being a little less autistic?

>brontosaurus
got extinct before humans were here

>alchemy
chemistry

>lightspeed
what's wrong with lightspeed

>flying cars
helicopter/airplanes

>pluto
is still there

>time travel
we travel forward every moment of our lives

>teleportation
we can teleport informations through cables pretty good and fast

>magic
quantum shit

>robot butlers
we already have robots that vacuum clean your house

>>9268754
ok plebbit

>>9268754
found the plebbitor

>>9267035
Brontosaurus: Gene splicing/ Genetics
Alchemy: Chemistry & Physics
Lightspeed: physics & aerodynamics
Flying Cars: aerodynamics & physics
Pluto: Depends on your definition of a planet
Time travel: Subatomic/ Quantum recreation from memory/Quantum physics
Teleportation: Subatomic manipulation/ Quantum physics
Magic: Prestidigitation combined with science
Robot Butlers: Engineering & Programming

All of those are in the realm of possibility, just beyond our current capabilities as far as we know.

Who needs Robot Butlers, when we can have Maid Robos?

>>9267076
You don't know what alchemy is.

>>9267035
Don't forget;

No Ghosts,
No Bigfoot,
No UFOs,
No Psychic powers,
No fortune telling,
No alternative physics,
No alernative theories on the universe,
No God,
No Reason,
No Conspiracies,
No interest,
No Good.

>>9269441
Ghosts: Allegedly spirituality or different wavelengths
Bigfoot: Could be genetically created for one, probably some mammoth humanoid.
UFOs: Easily created for one, but as for aliens, the origins of man aren't even originally from earth. Either God or the microbes that evolved from into us came from somewhere else.
Psychic Powers: Also allegedly a matter of meditation/spirituality, scientifically could be achieved through subatomic neural signals that manipulate on a subatomic or even quantum level.
Fortune telling: Collective Conscious Allegedly/ or temporal remote viewing.
Alternative physics:
Alternative theories on the universe: You've got religion vs science, anyone can make a theory.
No God: Once again, the origins of man to can spiritually or scientifically point to a common origin that we can hail as godly in our eyes.
No reason: You make a reason
No conspiracies: Some end up being true or based on truth
No interest: Everyone has something their magnetized to be it an action or object
No Good: Morality subjective/ Depends on how you view life and what not.

Fucks sake Pluto didn't just vanish into nothingness.

>>9267048
>Light speed is a thing. Again I don't see why it's crossed out.
It means no FTL

>>9268091
/pol/ enjoys an outing as much as anybody else.

>>9268022
>>9268030
>>9268045
>>9268087
>>9268754
>>9269331
>>9269352
I'm not sure which of you I hold more contempt for. One brought up an edgy cartoon that had nothing to do with the topic at hand, while the others are autistic and still aren't contributing to the topic of the thread.
Mind you, said topic is completely retarded, but at least sage.