/sci/ - Science & Math

i wuld sey i believ in allah.

what did you expect?

I believe in Allah. Allah has shown me the way. Quickly, kill yourselves!

i have found allah, thank you for saving me. please give me a gun so I may go convert others.

Probably tell them "Allah has saved me" and then try to repress the smug grin.

I take out my Deagle and kill him.

Are you all idiots, or just a samefag troll?

>>1702648
>I'm going to pull out a gun and shoot him while he's got the barrel of his gun jammed into my head, because carrying a gun makes me invincible

This is what conservatives actually believe

>>1702656
Are you implying I'm a conservative?

>>1702656
Ok, I break his arm, because it's quicker, THEN pull out my Deagle and shoot him.

Happy now, hippy bitch?

>>1702660
You sort of implied it yourself.

I would conjure atheist superheroes Stalin and Hitler to have him executed before my eyes, telling him that there is no heaven and that therefore, he will die a virgin and then cease to exist completely.

>>1702669
Eat shit, you tree-hugging faggotfucker.

>>1702666
no. That's imposibbru unless you're god damn bruce lee.

>>1702672
No, it's possible, because I'm not some fat, greasy neckbeard like you.

Go suck a dick.

>>1702674
by faggot fucker do you mean homosexual or homophilliac? I'm getting mixed messages.

>>1702680
You want a message that your tiny little faggot brain can comprehend?

Here's one

EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>1702684
>butthurt conservative who thinks carrying a gun makes him invincible

>>1702671
hitler was christian...

on topic, i would say i believe, join them. then escape when i find a chance.

>>1702691
No, dude he was an atheist. Do you seriously think he would have murdered all those people otherwise?

>>1702689
Butthurt treehugger who thinks that just because he's too fat to not get killed, that everybody else should be just as fat too

HURR HURR

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>1702672
If the gun is directly against you and being held by some stupid sandnigger you have decent chances of getting it from him provided you know somw krav maga. Why would an atheist of sci be a taliban prisoner in the first place? No one here wants to go to muslim occupied territory.

>>1702695
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_religious_views
No bro, he was totally Catholic

Hey all you pseudo-conservatives who like to pretend you're not really conservatives.

Who'd you vote for, McCain or Obama?

>>1702695inplying christians don't murder more people on average than atheists

Oh you

>>1702710
I don't vote because I'm not a god damn stupid faggot.

>>1702695
crusades?

>>1702698
>im invinzble

Some Taliban points a gun towards your head and you think you can grab his arm, break it, pull out your own gun, and shoot him in less than 0.1 of a second?

lolokaybro

>>1702732
>>1702728

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM

>>1702711
You've got to be kidding.
Are you actually serious with this shit?
In Saudi Arabia a man was sentenced to death for fuckign witchcraft. It's the goddamn 21st century and Muslims still burn witches.

And you're really going to argue that they're "less violent'? These are the same people who, 2 weeks ago in Afghanistan, stoned to death their own children for eloping. STONED TO DEATH. Can you even imagine someone who would pick up rocks and beat their OWN CHILDREN to death over the course of 10-20 minutes?

Yeah, you're right, Muslims are such lovely people.

>>1702691
>hitler was christian...
No he wasn't you retard. He used Christian imagery as part of his campaign but in private he mocked Christians and all other religious people.

>>1702578
> or meet him immediatly.
"I don't think I should lie to Allah about believing in him."

And then I die and don't meet Allah.
So sad.
BEHEAD ANY WHO DEFAME ISLAM, THE RELIGION OF PEACE!

>>1702756
"Worst of all, however, is the devastation wrought by the misuse of religious conviction for political ends. In truth, we cannot sharply enough attack those wretched crooks who would like to make religion an implement to perform political or rather business services for them. These insolent liars, it is true, proclaim their creed in a stentorian voice to the whole world for other sinners to hear; but their intention is not, if necessary, to die for it, but to live better. For a single political swindle, provided it brings in enough, they are willing to sell the heart of a whole religion; for ten parliamentary mandates they would ally themselves with the Marxistic enemies of all religions -- and for a minister's chair they would even enter into a marriage with the devil, unless the devil were deterred by a remnant of decency." -- Adolph Hitler, "Mein Kampf"

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord." -- Adolph Hitler, "Mein Kampf"

"The folkish-minded man, in particular, has the sacred duty, each in his own denomination, of making people stop just talking superficially of God's will, and actually fulfill God's will, and not let God's word be desecrated. For God's will gave men their form, their essence, and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, the divine will. Therefore, let every man be active, each in his own denomination if you please, and let every man take it as his first and most sacred duty to oppose anyone who in his activity by word or deed steps outside the confines of his religious community and tries to butt into the other." -- Adolph Hitler, "Mein Kampf"

>>1702756 (cont)
"My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth!, was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison. Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice... And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly, it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people. And when I look on my people I see them work and work and toil and labor, and at the end of the week they have only for their wages wretchedness and misery. When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil, if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor people are plundered and exploited." -- Adolf Hitler, April 12, 1922.

>>1702751
Protip: sandniggers are not a type of atheist

>>1702756
This is different from other christians how? No one has actually been ignorant enough to take christianity seriously since the french revolution. People just think that pretending to believe will make other pretend believers pretend they are better people.

I'd say I believe in Allah, and literally mean it, then help them islamify the world until all atheist scum were killed :3

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>>1702775
>He thinks Hitler was serious
Goddamn you are simple-minded
You do realize that the majority of his public speakings were pure propaganda, right?

>>1702815

You do realize that the majority of ALL public speakings are pure propaganda, right?

>>1702815
>Christian mass murderers weren't really Christians, they were just pretending

Hey I can do that too, watch

Atheist mass murderers weren't really atheist, they were really christians and privately mocked atheists.

>>1702815

Don't you have a radio show to be hosting, Glenn?

>>1702815

>>1702815
> His public speaking was propaganda.
Exactly. Christian.

If it walks like a Christian, talks like a Christian, condemns others like a Christian, and kills Jews like a Christian, it's probably a Christian.

how did this thread turn to Hitler in less than 20 posts.

>>1702787
try to conveince america about that...

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>>1702732
Y'all trolls. I'd use proper disarm technique, which I've trained a bit, such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbC17nXjyS0

This obviously *does* carry a risk of being shot in the head, but frankly if some radical islamist has you at gunpoint, your fucked even if you "accept" Islam.

As far as saying I accept though, obviously, because belief in imaginary forces is utterly meaningless.

>>1702728
And more specifically, all you have to do is redirect his gun away from your body in less than 0.2 seconds, roughly the average reaction time. Even if you fail and still get shot, a moving gun is much less likely to hit a vital area than one that's been trained on your heart or brain.

Generally your better off complying, but if it becomes clear that your looking at a strong chance of being executed, go for it.

>>1703070
well, first say you accept, then when he lowers his guard you fuck him up.