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How can I use science to make my boobs as big as humanly possible? Take morals out of the equation.

>> No.16120971

Lemme suck on them. Glug Glug Glug

>> No.16120975

>>16120971
When I grow an actual pair instead of these bee stings

>> No.16120979

ywnbaw

>> No.16120984

>>16120966
>pic of canadian teacher big plastic addition.jpg

>> No.16120989

>>16120966
The anatomy on that bovine is really screwed up.
female skull, male shoulders , female rear

>> No.16120994

>>16120975
No no lemme take care of it

>> No.16121024

>>16120966
Mostly depends on your age, hormones are still a way to go

>> No.16121232

>>16120966
estrogen

>> No.16121245

Fuck off back to /lgbt/ freak ywnbaw

>> No.16121250

>>16121232
Already make it, how do I make more and focus it

>> No.16121255

Why do you want big tits? Are you looking to have cute guys suck on them?

>> No.16121257

>>16121255
Brainrot mostly, I discovered chounyuu at an early age and it fucked everything up

>> No.16121259

>>16121257
Biological female or trans?

>> No.16121260

>>16121259
Cis

>> No.16121267

>>16121260
Cool, now post bobs and vagene.

>> No.16121276

>>16121267
That's fair I walked into that one

>> No.16121282

>>16121276
I said post em, now do it.

>> No.16121283
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>>16121257
As an alternative you could appreciate a critical lack of debilitating back pain and a continuing ability to exercise vigorously.

>> No.16121285

Women truly are the dumbest of creatures.

>> No.16121286

>>16121283
That sounds like pussy shit I WANT MILKERS

>> No.16121291

>>16121286
Do you ever finger your pussy whilst thinking about being able to fondle your own big milk tanks?

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>>16121286
This ... was unexpected.

>> No.16121320

>>16121291
Pls respond, hole.

>> No.16121795

>>16120966
You get a nerd boyfriend.
>how will that help my tits
It won't but he sure will worship your tits at any size. ;)

>> No.16121797

Where'd the dumb bitch OP hole go?

>> No.16121804

I recognize that cow. And bovine.

>https://exhentai.org/g/2876261/c9803e61bb/

You know what's wild? I haven't even read this shit. The artist just draws very distinctive mouths.

>> No.16121821

>>16121795
Great, now I can be flat AND annoyed

>> No.16121851

>>16120966
>>16121257
>>16121260
>I want to kill myself but at least my breasts were massive
take moderately large amounts of estrogen, luteinizing hormone, follicle stimulating hormone, and other pituitary growth factors
read these pages:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menotropin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_hypertrophy

>I want to increase my breast size responsibly and sustain health and fertility
- do not take estrogen or other hormones directly, it depresses your natural pathways (same with T for men).
- use 0 birth control, especially not hormonal
- phytoestrogens from s o y, lentils, chickpeas and fruits and other foods (do research)
- black cohosh and red clover, ashwagandha and suma root, fenugreek
- supplement all vitamins, especially D is low in the first world
- sufficient free cholesterol levels (eggs are a good source of free cholesterol, 2 a day), this enters and theoretically may stimulate estrogen synthesis pathways
- sufficient calories (not burgerfat level but you should not be underweight)
- don't be unfit, but do not overexercise (especially distance running and lifting) until around age 22. chest exercises can help with appearance a bit but will not affect the breast tissue itself, just surrounding muscle
- lavender oil massage topically applied to breasts. this is more speculation but there is some evidence that lavender products can cause gynecomastia in males and early breast development in females https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31393563/
- you may read that alcohol can also increase estrogen but it may stimulate cell density over volume and give you increased chance of cancer (more than just because you have more breast cells). I wouldn't recommend it, and it will also fuck up more stuff at the levels needed to make a difference
finally, have kids

>> No.16121877

>>16120966

The only things I'd add to this post: >>16121851

- Start saving up money for implants if that's something you're interesting. They're a little more convincing (though you can still get big bolters if you like that look), less expensive, and safer than they used to be.

-Phytoestrogen are Queen. Anon mentions alcohol, but the actual breast-increasing-agent is Barely. Barely, soya lecithin (you can get pills), and sweet potatoes, contain large amounts of accessible phytoestrogen that'll maximize ones milkers. Dairy fat will also be your friend: cheese, yogurt, homogenize milk, heavy cream, it's all great for building specific targeted weight on breasts, hips, ass, etc.

-Unironically regularly message your breasts after a shower or something. Black people typically do this with their own skin routines when they rub them down in cocoa butter: messaging the tissue makes it more pliable, stretches it, and makes it a little easier to encourage growth.
If you get a breast pump you can induce lactation on your nipples, but I'd advice against this unless it's something you actively desire since while lactation *will* increase breast size it'll also massively swell your nipples, increase their sensitive, and cause them to ache or even bleed from milk production.

>> No.16121925

>>16121877
You mean barley. Using the alcohol pre-fermented products with phytoestrogens is the way to go, yes.

For the massage, I would use a mixture of cocoa butter and lavender oil. If you pump, do it after pumping.

>> No.16121944

>>16120966
pueraria mirifica

>> No.16122341

>>16121821
In a good way.

>> No.16122366 [DELETED] 

>>16121851
Hell yeah this is what I'm looking for
>>16122341
Ehh, 2D men are annoying

>> No.16122369

>>16121851
Hell yeah this is what I'm looking for
>>16122341
Ehh, 3D men are annoying

>> No.16122376

>>16122369
Send pics of your dumb hole

>> No.16122400

>>16122369
>>16121851 (me)
if you actually are female and the age that it sounds like, and the way you sound, you are going to be fucked by a cocktail of mental issues that will constantly hold you back
my very /sci/entific advice is to find a not unattractive guy with high income potential in college, which is the easiest way (much easier than later)
don't think about what you "should do" according to modern dogma. be aware of biological realities

>> No.16122399

>>16122369
That's fair. But you're not a 2D pony so... not really much better.

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>>16120966
Cocaine

Cocaine increases progesterone levels, see picrel. Cocaine also increases Prolactin levels (Google: Cocaine Induced hyperprolactinemia)
Result: Big juicy milky jiggly titties
Side effects: Small waist due to metabolism enhancement and appetite suppression

>> No.16122935

>>16120966

find out the chemicals that trigger breast growth in puberty, and during pregnancy.

Consume / inject those drugs in a similar quantity as is present during pregnancy / puberty.

????

Profit

>> No.16123025

Post holes