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15823081 No.15823081 [Reply] [Original]

Apologize

>> No.15823090

Sorry horse paste, you're a really good dewormer and you're rightfully classified as an essential medicine.

>> No.15823455

No. Fuck you. Butter still isn't healthy.

>> No.15823487

>>15823081
I was feeling a little horse and I feared I might be catching a colt, but the doctor looked concerned whinny got my test results: co-roan-a virus! He said I'd need to pony up and buy some ivermectin, but I've always been a bit of a naysayer about taking new medicines. I told him to give me some cough stirrup, and he did, but he called me a foal. That night I started to get mare and mare sick. I couldn't rein in that virus for anything. I called the doctor and asked him if he thought the medicine he suggested could throw a halter on my illness. He said he thought so, but I wasn't feeling stable, so I sent a paliminover to pick it up. So after he farriered it over to me, I took the ivermectin, and it healed my up without a hitch.
Long story short, I never would have doubted the doctor if I'd roan about the unbridled power of this medicine!