/sci/ - Science & Math

Daily reminder that

space and everything in it belongs to America.

It's been a long time since the last time someone posted this gem.
https://youtu.be/4ptPdlVAwFg

could moon rock spider aliens be real? spooky

>>12344665
I am unreasonably upset about this image and will continue complaining about it long into the thread, even if nobody wants to argue with me.

Rolling for Challenger repeat

>>12344672
Elaborate?

>>12344665
Seriously hahah. Every thread. Have a good tweet instead. (From Rogozin himself- although I think his pride got to him and he deleted it)

>>12344675
Make me

>>12344665
I'm pretending to agree with this tweet and even though it is clear that I am baiting, I will still receive many (you)s

>>12344625
Semi-underground Martian regolith culvert hive cities are natural development endpoint of and permanent town
Now how do we build a pack in light culvert maker?

>>12344672
I, too, am unreasonably upset. To the point where someone will post obvious bait and I will write a whole manifesto in return and make sure to be as off-topic as possible.

>>12344685
fuck you

>>12344691
I, the baiter will respond to this manifesto with yet more bait, harvesting many more (you)s.

>>12344665
something about beans and breastfeeding and how manly I am

>>12344665
this is bait, don't reply to this

>>12344665
>Noticing the time zone and realizing it's either a Newfie or a Hue

>>12344697
I, a third anon, will reply in jest but be taken seriously, further obfuscating the discussion as accusations of samefaggery abound.

>>12344700
This poster shall be ignored, and many more unwelcome election tourists will continue to shit up this general with their retardation.

/sfg/ - meta edition

All-caps non sequitur regarding a non-existent technology, directed at nobody.

>>12344714
based and [recent topic]pilled response to this.

Upside down picture out of a shitty book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnChQbxLkkI
SpaceX link provided

>>12344647
Yes, but America belongs to CCP China now that they won the election.

>>12344746
See this is funny on topic political posting. Not a diatribe, just a funny observation

BIG SWAZTIKA ON THE MOON

>>12344741
>7 hours
remind me why there's a launch thread so early? it's gonna scrub anyway...

>>12344625
Today in history:
>1969 - something involving spaceflight
>1982 - something kind of involving spaceflight
>1931 - the fuck does this have to do with spaceflight

Do the Russians still make RD-180’s or do they just have a huge stockpile?

>Noguchi will be the first Asian to be in space since 2017
Based, China BTFO

Picture of Zubrin, grinning.

Pucture of von Braun looking absolutely based.

Picture of Mercury astronauts looking absolutely based.

>>12344731
>>12344755
Oh come on now boys this is reaching. I like the book poster. And it’s interesting seeing the this day in spaceflight posts

Anime girl with vague color similarities to a rocket.

>nothing to push against
>SpaceX government subsidy blah blah
>Climate change is more important

shill concern trolling, spacex stan seething

>>12344765
I do to, but it's still funny.

>scott manley political tweet
>Eric burger diversity tweet

>>12344768
hey, if i cums i CUMS

>>12344765
didnt say they were bad, just memeing

MEME QUIP 1

Followed by another anon posting number 2 and another one posting the last one (3).

The stop everything else just use Orion Nuclear rocket anon

>MSpaint image of improbable form of spacecraft or space station

>>12344780
wut

That one faggot who insists that rockets somehow can't work in space who shows up here from time to time.

OP here, this is hilarious, this thread is like an abridged version of /sfg/ lol.

>>12344761
Some tard asks why the orange tank never became a wet workshop. Doesn’t let it go for 4 threads.

>>12344780
Are you making fun of those who propose Orions as the only solution for anything harder than getting to the Moon or Mars? Because if so that's me and you're right.

I'm still unreasonably upset about that first tweet.
I will be later, too.

>>12344788
>he believes thrust in a void is possible
LMAOing@your ass

>>12344793
Hahah

>the occasional new anon who creates new bread after 300 replies

>>12344625
7 C R E W
C
R
E
W

Is it going to blow up?

Did anyone manage to download the internal starship video before it was taken down?
Screenshot :https://i.imgur.com/KAaeTge.png (sorry banned from uploading here)

>>12344665
This opinion is bad, people that have this bad opinion exist. Therefore, spaceflight is doomed.

>>12344810
>A FUCKING SLIDE

>>12344806
What is the max capacity of the ISS?

>>12344819
Well they only have the one toilet.

>>12344825
Make that two. So say 10 people.

>>12344825
You can do the poo poo in shifts. Plus special diet and eating regiment for the most precise defecation and urination in time-space.

>>12344752
OP is always a faggot because OPs are always the faggots who want to be the the first to start new threads
>>12344758
He's also going to the first to take all three ways up to ISS. And since Shuttle hasn't been up in years, there's only a limited number of people who can also do this.
It's a long shot, but if he somehow ends up going back down on Starliner's first visit then he could end up being the only one ever on all four.

>>12344834
Looks like in addition to the toilet issue, there is also life support and water issues. But the big factor seems to be the limited escape ship capacity.

>>12344819
7? Not sure about temporary. I know it's supposed to become 8 when Axiom goes up.

>>12344825
In zero-gee you can go five days without having to poop. And then you gotta go REAL bad.

>>12344847
On Earth it takes me 30 seconds to pee. In space it probably takes 5 minutes with all that weird vacuum equipment.

>>12344847
Imagine someone floating through the air screaming to use the toilet, clawing their way to the shitter desperately flailing in zero g

>>12344810
never heard of this

>>12344855
Imagine them not making it. On Earth it goes down your leg. In space it goes everywhere.

Imagine the smell.

>>12344665

>>12344855
I can only imagine the pain of chugging a coffee and finding out the toilet’s broke, damn

>>12344806
>one of them gets dragon all to themselves
lucky

>>12344864
“There’s a turd floating through the air”

>>12344864
>In space it goes everywhere.
Depends on the consistency of the turd.
If it's solid it stays in your underwear untill disposal.
(or floats around in an apollo capsule and nobody accepts responsibility)

>>12344876
Now imagine it being a stream of diarrhea.

>>12344752
Why would it scrub now? I'm willing to bet that they're going through the launch sequence. Weather at recovery zones is good, only the weather at Cape is in question. And weather at Cape can change drastically within minutes.

>>12344665

>>12344881
Id barricade myself at the other end of the station and pretend it wasn’t me

>>12344883
let's just say i have a particular employer

>>12344879
What if it just comes out and you didn't even know it was you?

>>12344888
dirty stinky anon! yucky!

>>12344891
How do you not notice when you shit?

>>12344888
That is one hell of a set of digits there.
Also does the ISS have internal cameras?

>>12344810
Nice bait. Old video probably. Hoppy at wrong place, no suborbital launchmounts A and B, completely different orbital launchpad (not the hexagonal thingy we have right now).

>>12344894
It starts with a normal fart.

>>12344890
Yes, and Elon is my daddy.

>>12344900
But you notice if there is more than just gas coming out.

>>12344895
Most certainly. I guess I’d be found out.

>>12344904
By then it's too late.

>>12344896
also no flame diverter now

>>12344855
This but it's a big titty woman and she's so embarrassed

>>12344909
No, it's still in your underwear and you can pretend it was just a fart and to go to the toilet normaly.

>>12344913
>this anon again
Kek!

Can we talk about earth-orbiting satellites here? Any recent newsworthy development besides Starlink?

>>12344870
>gotta pee
>only toilet is broke
>grab water bottle
>start a little head-over spin
>pee in bottle with centrifugal force keeping it in
>cap it before it can creep out
>half an hour later you're not so dizzy

i like the garret reisman poop story. i like imsgining fish eating astronaut poop coming out his ass. why cant we have aquariums in space? for poop recycling

>>12344917
What’s on your mind pal

/sfg/ - space shitting general

>>12344927
*space feces general

>>12344927
Every time

>>12344935

>>12344937

>the EVA diapers have run out
>someone just used the last one on the last EVA
>the issue isn't fixed yet and (you) are scheduled for a ~6 hour EVA to fix it
>the last EVA diaper has only been used once and is still warm

>>12344943

>>12344926
That nothing really exciting coming up on the earth-orbit satellites front. We have more going up all the time with the prices getting cheaper and it's revolutionary in the economic sense. Any schmuck can send his own picosat for the price of a used car. However, something as revolutionary as GPS is not on the horizon soon. It's just incremental improvements: better cameras on spy satellites, better sensors on weather satellites, more LEO communication satellites.

>>12344963
This looks like it is made like a barrel.

>>12344968
>However, something as revolutionary as GPS is not on the horizon soon.
That reminds me. Megaconstellations are getting GPS style capabilities. Both Starlink and OneWeb have plans for it. That's massive for space warfare.

current % chance of scrub?

>>12344984
50% for weather alone
https://twitter.com/Space_Station/status/1328027226617483264

>>12344968
Well here’s some blow ups of some older sats

>>12344940
You just know

>>12345006
I could take that thing. Just have to work up using tapered vegetables, work my way up to rolled up magazines and then half kegs. Then go for the big prize

>>12344977
The moment space warfare starts, all those GNSS satellites gonna get shot down. US shooting down GLONASS/BeiDou, China/Russia shooting down GPS/Galileo. Utter chaos for any industry relying on satellite navigation with shipping worst hit. Not to mention the potential Kessler syndrome risk depending on how unrestricted the warfare is. Say goodbye to human spaceflight for decades before everyone figures out how to clean up all the debris or all those debris naturally orbit decay.

>>12345031
Trying to shoot down satellites that high up is expensive and politically costly. Instead it's more likely that electronic and cyber attacks will target the satellites and their Earth-based infrastructure first before anyone resorts to attempting a kinetic attack.

Which mission control room is the comfiest?

Chemical rockets are dead, why are you all still obsessing over 60 year old technology?

>>12345064
We have ideas but nobody here wants to contribute to their development

>>12345064
Computers are dead anon. Why are you using that old tech?

>>12345063
Maybe either AGI's COMSpOC or the NOAA's SWPC. Though I heard it can be super chill at AFSPC/Space Force's centers since you can basically sit back and read a book or whatever all day.

>>12345072
This. Computers are dinosaur tech.

Posted from my iphone.

>>12345072
This. Servitors or bust

>>12345085
Why are you using English anon? That shits old as fuck.

>>12345090
This post is doubleplus good

Wake me up when the rocket happens

>>12344647
you misspelled China

>>12345108
Okay we will post your cell number

>>12344665
>69
>420

new pic.

>>12345070
Exactly, this is ridiculous. It's like if aircraft manufacturers had never bothered with jets and instead kept building hype over the next new propeller with 0.1% less drag.

SCRUBFAGS BTFO

>>12345129
A lot can change in five hours

>buzzes suspiciously

>>12345136
They're proceeding with the count, don't care.

>>12345129
It's scrubbin, keep copin'

lol, reddit is super salty that Musk apparently has covid:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/juj0e1/elon_musk_fans_downvote_examples_of_his_previous/

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/jueptc/elon_musk_has_covid19/

>>12344678
lol

>>12344625
Any updates on the development of KSP 2?

>>12345164
>thousands of Space Man Bad comments
>Everyone thinks everyone else likes loves him

>>12345175
>>12345164
lol these people really have no self-awareness.

>>12344678
Why even delete it? It's clear from the development projects that he has gone back on his statements about reusability

>>12345070
We need more potent fuels...

>>12345164
r*dditors fking love science so long as it's being spoonfed to them from the WHO and UN. It's funny seeing Elon become a villain to them when on paper you'd pin him as a lib idol, but that's what happens when you send a few tweets questioning their doctrine

>>12345164
>SpaceX does something cool
>Anti-Musk hit pieces pop up on Reddit
Same thing happened after battery day

>>12345188
He's like the good version of liberalism: cares about the environment, innovates, likes drugs and science, but isn't a purple-haired fat lesbian bitching about manspreading and safespaces.

>>12345190
Are those from people who just don't like Elon, or is there something more nefarious going on with those?

>>12345164
I'm convinced redditors just enjoy contrarianism. they used to love elon to an annoying degree when all the boomers hated him. now the old farts are coming around and the teens cant handle it

>>12345198
>Everyone likes Elon when he was just starting
>Tesla becomes successful enough to threaten oil companies
>He speaks out against the bias in the (((media)))
>Now everyone hates him
What a coincidence.

>>12345173
SLS will launch before KSP 2. it's been delayed to 2022 btw.

>>12345199
Crazy the amount of hatred and vitriol. It's not just disagreement, they're calling for his head.

>>12345201
>He speaks out against the bias in the (((media)))
I thought his comment about bias in the media was about the wealthy in general?

>>12345123
Social Justice Engine?

>>12345199
>I'm convinced redditors just enjoy contrarianism
Most of the internet nerd culture enjoys contrarianism in some way

>>12345204
i've never met a person in real life that hated elon, so it's probably just gullible teens that swallow the media/oil-funded anti-musk koolaid. the beauty of elon is he doesnt toe anyone's line

>>12345173

Last I heard that it was postponed to 2022.

>>12344757

RD-180's are still in production and ULA buys batches each year for the Atlas-V.

>>12345199
>redditors enjoy contrarianism
Spend like 5 seconds on /r/politics. They believe whatever corporations and the MSM tell them. These are barely sentient people, not capable of holding a view that might hurt the feelings of whatever oversocialized peer group they belong to

>>12345185
>ClF3 pressurized by hot UDMH-rich exhaust
I see no possible way that could go wrong.

>>12345164
I wish one day fellow /sfg/ frens would stop posting these pics/threads. Makes me so fucking mad, but at the same time sad aswell. Make it stop.

>>12345230
>ClF3 pressurized by hot UDMH-rich exhaust
No, the ClF3 is pressurized by UDMH combustion inside the ClF3 tank.
The UDMH rich preburner turbopump vents to athmosphere.

>>12345164
>lol, reddit is super salty
Stay there.

>>12345240
it's ok little peep, we're going to mars someday

>>12345240
We need to post more about people being inspired by spaceflight

>>12345242
>combustion inside the ClF3 tank

Did crew-1 scrub again?

>>12345259
POST INSPIRING SPACE SONGS
https://youtu.be/d6Zf4D1tHdw

>>12345263
Not yet

>>12345263
Nope, proceeding with countdown per Big Jim.
>>12345256
One day, fren, one day.

>>12345215
>Russians refined and improved their RP-1 engines while the US went all-in on hydromeme
good call by them

>>12344855
imagine there’s a leak in space shitter and having to fix and clean it all by yourself

>>12345164
>Reddit
I thought these people liked space travel and the environment.

>>12345202
>>12345215
>2022
God. And I heard they switches studios or smth (?) so the optimism died for the game right? Man that actually made me sad. I was really looking forward to it.

>>12345288
>reddit
>liking a successful white man

pick one

>>12345270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wI4jMxveyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnmLT1KbQo

>>12345288
Reddit actually has racially/sexually segregated threads now. You arent allowed to post in some subs if you arent a confirmed nigger

>>12345287
that would be weird haha

>>12345296
ah yes, the niggers in r/blackpeopletwitter
Imagine the meltdown if they happened to make r/whitepeopletwitter for whites only. Remember, white people don't experience racism

>>12345270
>Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her
>Well I heard ole Neil put her down
>Well I hope Neil Young will remember
>A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Fuck Neil Young.

>>12345270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si7CuYWT0mk&list=OLAK5uy_k1rsbzuIMPumIUgs7kzu5dJ42iZD22B9g

>>12345293
BASED Shatner poster.
Fuck those rlm podcasters for assaulting this precious old man.

>>12345164

>>12345322

>>12345270
https://youtu.be/bm2N2nHqITY

>>12344758
>no gucci in space
I like that

>>12345309
i dont get it

>>12345345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5FCcDEA6mY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

>>12345164
Reddit is upset specifically that Elon is calling out the inconsistencies in COVID tests

>>12345270
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThCcKTIOLZ0
>when take on privateering during the Sino-Deimian (aka Red Dread) War

>>12345331
>16 oz can
I remember back in the 90s when Photon was a thing (the original laser tag), I would lift a pair of 2.5 gallon water bottles for about half an hour before going out, to get used to the weight of that belt with half a dozen lead-acid batteries on it.

>>12345270
>>12345259
https://youtu.be/sX1Y2JMK6g8

>>12345270
https://youtu.be/827FNDpQWrQ

>>12344625
>Crew-1
Didn't this already happen in May?

>>12345371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNKM8YpTmVw

SPACEX LIVE

https://youtu.be/bnChQbxLkkI

HAPPENING

>>12345349
Ok here's a curveball
https://youtu.be/dC3gxXBZoHw
>Too many lives they've spent across the ocean
>Too much money they spend upon the moon
>Well, until they make it right, I hope they never sleep at night
>They better make some changes and do it soon

>>12345375
that was demo2 you doofus, this is crew1, the first operational mission

>>12345385
Live view of F9 pad:
https://youtu.be/IQCWqlHAaL8

>>12345385
Will be hours before they go to take off, even if all goes well (unikely).

>>12345394
Why is it unlikely?

>>12345395
See last launch attempts.

NASA stream with views of Dragon and pad:
https://youtu.be/nA9UZF-SZoQ

>>12345384
if only kubrick was alive to accept the academy award

>>12345385
Coverage starting NOW

>>12345418
THEY DID THE JINGLE

>>12345394
It's like T-2hrs:59mins or whatever.

>>12345385
>>12345388
>>12345404
Musk fanboys, begone

AAAAAAAAH, I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

wait... where are the boosters? Don't they use a FH for crew missions???

holy shit, this production quality is trash. 720p and audio is ahead of picture

AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS (and one Japanese astronaut)
AMERICAN ROCKET
AMERICAN SOIL

>>12345433
kate is best girl

>>12345438
No. SpaceX has always used regular F9 for LEO Dragon missions.

>>12345438
For ISS? Why the fuck would they need a heavy for that? The FH isn't even human rated and it probably never will be.

>>12345433
ALL MY FAV GIRLS ARE HERE
GORGEOUS GORGEOUS ALL OF THEM

DADDY INSPRUCKER

>>12345438
based retard

>>12345438
No, spacex didn't even bother certifying FH for crewed flights. They went straight to starship.

>>12345447
>Why the fuck would they need a heavy for that?
To send your mother to the ISS to help NASA bake cookies?

>>12345385
WHERE IS SPACE MOMMY

I N S P R U C K E R AND ALL THE QTS

HOLY SHIT

>>12345444
Insprucker is best girl.

any of you guys gettin an audio delay?

>>12345448
who's the petite on the left? I want to impregnate her

>>12345459
Yikes

Where does Elon get these cuties? This insprucker babe is a CUTE

50% weather chance holy fuck

>>12345458
Everyone is.

Weather is bad, no flight today.

>>12345459
https://www.instagram.com/whoisheartbreak/
been jerking off to her instagram for a couple years now

ALAS LADS, PRAY FOR LOW WIND AND CALM SEAS. SEND YOUR ENERGY TO THE ALMIGHTY DRAGON

someone post the pasta about boing's commercial crew plans

Weather forecast page finally worked. It's a fucking coinflip. I said I didn't like the look of those clouds.

>>12345461
>Yikes
you have to go back

>>12345451
>thinking starship will ever be human rated
HAHAHA

>>12345448
Isn't that bitch on left who leaked starlink dish?

>>12345473
>It's a fucking coinflip.
Alright I'll make the flip. Call it.

>sheniqua

>>12345483
Unfortunately, you don't make that call and neither do I. We all know a 50% on that forecast means 100% chance of calling off when there's people on board.

What's with the milk trucks?

Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky milky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee woop wooooooo honk honk honk!!!

>>12345482
yes, and she's sucks a mean cock, milked me dry

Coming to terms with the fact that I won't spend the rest of my life with Kate Tice is making me suicidal

NASA getting all hyped about Dragon 2 is so awesome. The first Starliner crew launch (if it ever happens) is going to be so gay and boring and dreary lmao

FREEDOM FRIES

NNN was a mistake

>>12345453
She's at Cape this time :D

>>12345497
>Kate Tice will never text you to meet for post launch sex

>>12345438
>implying three dudes and a chick are heavier than 60 Starlinks

God damn, I'm loving looking at all these FUCKING BREASTICLES
BIG FAT JUICY BREASTICLES

>>12345287
Has there been any poo into soil experiments up there yet?

All the astronauts ate good ass food. Panko crusted chicken thigh. Sweet potato fires. Lamb chops. FUCK

>everyone forgetting about the one true cutie

I can't wait till we get launch broadcasts behind us. Human spaceflight should be routine, boring and affordable.

>>12345507
>Astronaut anon requests two big jugs of milkers for hist pre-launch meal

>>12345498
By the time it's done, they'll be out of RD's to launch it on Atlas V, so they'll have to redesign it for Vulcan or something else.
You know it's going to happen. It was their plan all along to turn it into a cost plus project in the first place.

>>12345270
https://youtu.be/tKlVYJTSzuU

>>12345505
>Kate Tice will never text you to meet for post launch sex
No girl will ever be watching a launch with you

why is spacex full of attractive people? where are all of the fucking nerds.

>>12345512
Starship is being designed to launch a fuck ton. The first few dozen or hundred might be high-coverage but it will probably get to the point where they will just livestream them without announcers. Hell SpaceX might not even livestream them after a while and just let people like NSF and Labpadre cover it. But you can guarantee the first official launch will be amazing. Insprucker, Anderson, Shotwell, Musk. It will be dank

>NASA: here you see the astronaut sharing a last meal with their family this is what they had
>NASA: what is the last thing they would say to their families
Something feels off about this launch, just putting it out there in case something happens...

>>12345523
>where are all of the fucking nerds
not on the host duty

number 19 very nice

>>12345498
>The first Starliner crew launch (if it ever happens) is going to be so gay and boring and dreary lmao
If anything, it'll be tense as hell with everyone wondering if it'll blow up or not

>>12345523
In the backroom making the stuff.

>>12345438
come on, big bob isn't THAT big

ELON SPOTTED AT KSC BREAKING QUARANTINE

NASA DEPLOYING ARMED SECURITY TO LOCKDOWN FACILITY

STARSHIPS IN 30

>>12345516
>BO and ULA launches methane rocket before Spacex.

>>12345523
Busy doing shit and not on Camera with the 'engineers'.

>elon dies to corona
>crew-1 blows up midflight
SELL SELL SELL

>"Approaching Deimos accelerator array, everyone stand by."
"Let's make it happen."
-"Patching in Moloch protocol... Israeli IFF activated... Signal acknowledged."
<"/K/ommander, the power grid is lighting up like a christmas tree!"
-"Reactor heat building to critical levels."
>"Moving control rods... shutting off non-critical systems."
>Deimos array flings 4ASS Moonman to the outer system via particle beam
-"Decelerator beam detected. All hands brace for deceleration."
>"Shit!"
>The lone frigate slams on lateral thrusters to avoid a large piece of debris
>"*huff* That was too close..."
>"These must be to /pol/fag ships that tried to make to through to the Reptilian base, some look, ancient."
-"/K/ommander, A large heat signature has been found in the center of the debris field."
"Must be the Reptilian base. Take us in, nice and easy."
<"Got incoming fire, looks like they sent a welcoming party."
>The Moonman opens up on its pursuers with 5 in. gauss cannons, destroying 2 gundrones
>*BANG**BANG**BANG*
<"As long as that new composite armor holds..."
-"Warning! Engine bell disabled! Heat building to critical levels!"
"Anon, get them off our ass. We'll take care of the engine."
>"Aye Aye."
>"C'mon, find some room!"
-"Our upgraded armor is not designed to stand impacts with debris that size."
>"Good thing those hardlight emitters are on, we're going through."
>Ship debris slaps against magnetically shaped fields away from the frigate, though some do scrape the armor while destroying the other gundrones
>"Damage report!"
-"14 of 18 emitters still functional. No significant damage."
>"Let's fly in steady, try to avoid any more attention..."
<"/K/ommander. We've just cleared the debris field."
>"There it is, the Reptilian base..."
>Pic related
"Take us in for a closer look. Try to avoid more attention."
>"Too late. Looks like they're sending an old friend to greet us."
>A menorah shaped ship undocks and begins to lob coilgun shells at the Moonman

>>12345512
Can't wait until this happens

>>12345530
>number 19 very nice
I SPY A LOT OF NICE ASSES AND TITTIES INSIDE THAT ROOM

ninja #33 tho

>>12345537
Might very well happen. BO hasn't exactly been extremely ambitious with their design.

>>12345115
7

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

God damn glover is living the dream. Going to space for the first time on a fucking Dragon.

launch thread for those that missed it
>>12344134

>>12345545
Number 11 is also a cutie

>first black
dude is an octaroon at best

>>12345483
heads

>>12345270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ4vNol9tTE

>>12345549
>a fucking mop

>>12345573
reported for bigotry

>>12345546

>>12345511
gorgeous

>>12345488
>implying that someone in mission control isn't shitposting right now
>>12345575
Good call

>>12345540
That really only works if SN8 did its big hop and went RUD halfway.

The worm, the dragon, the falcon, the astronauts... all unequivocally BASED

Who knew science was this awesome?

>YWN be a part of a rag-tag international gang eating dinner together and riding first class to space to meet your QT russian and blonde astronaut friends while enjoying eachother's company

>>12345542
"Let's show em our new teeth, fire the main gun!"
>An iridescent beam of mercury atoms near light speed rides along a laser beam until it cripples the menorah's engines
>"How do you like that, you faggots?!"
"Get in close, finish them off!"
>"Everyone hang on, this is gonna be a hell of a ride!"
>Another brilliant particle beam reaches out and slices the crippled menorah in half
>Fuel and explosives detonate as the Moonman passes by, rocked by the debris' shockwave
>Lights go dark, computers shut off
>"Core avionics offline, Tay, give me something!"
-"Avionics offline, all hands, brace for impact."
>The tiny frigate finds itself lodged in the Reptilian station while everyone picks themselves up
"Anon, you okay?"
>"I think I broke my EVERYTHING."
-"Multiple core systems were overloaded during the crash. Restoring flight operations will take time."
<"We likely knew this was a one-way trip."
"I'll do what it takes to stop the System Bank, but I plan on living to tell about it."
>"I'm glad you're in charge..."

>>12345551
>got to be a test pilot for the hornet and super hornet
>has a fucking cool first name too
im jelly

>>12345549
Looks like the beginning of a porno.

>>12345589
>changed it from tails at the last second
we've got this bros. Launch in a few

>>12345599
Looks like one of those leftists who want to kill spaceflight. https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/11/wokeists-assault-space-exploration/

>>12345593
Don't forget about Boing being BTFO

>>12345584

>>12345542
lol you ever watch murdoch murdoch? you'd love it

Is the SpaceX stream only up to 720p?

>>12345625
yeah

>>12345621
cool. You can really see the heatshield and thermal blankets here.

Elon should launch a few cybertrucks into orbit and bring them back with Starship testing, and make those the new Dragon 2 NASA tesla's to transport the astronauts to their rocket

>>12345633
Not if NOAA has anything to say about it.

19 A CUTE
GIB 19 GF NOW

>>12345636
Boeing and NOAA can suck the Elon COCK

They do Fall Guys dance.

>>12345636
>shoot porno in space
>NOAA tries to take it down because a shot includes the full Earth
>take them to court so they'll have to explain how they watched a 3 hour zero-g gangbang in detail

BIG JIM

Thicc Jim.

JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM JIM

Gwyne is so cute

shotwell!

SpaceX Audio stream LIVE
https://youtu.be/oMFLHc-GMh8

inshallah we will ride our chariot to tel aviv

>mfw gotta go to bed

>>12345701
drink coffee! stay with us frend!

Weather is 50/50. Not great not terrible but at least there is no graphite on the roof so we have that going on for us.

Depot.

>>12345701
Stay up you nilla bean sandwich

>>12345674
That picture was shot well.

>>12345716

>>12345708
kek, i was thinking the same thing

OH SAY YOU CAN SEE

For all your off-world roving needs, accept no substitutes

I want Taylor Swift to sing the anthem.

What the fuck why the anthem

>>12345705
>>12345715
I don't drink coffee, give the launch your energy in my stead and I shall wake up to great news.

>>12345164
Author of the first thread just told me to kill myself. Just goes to show how fuck up those people are.

>>12345736
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>12345722
They showed the roof immediately after she said it too.

>>12345736
BECAUSE AMERICA

>>12345742
toxic

>>12345736

American rocket, American space agency, American soil. Deal with it

https://twitter.com/mirikramer/status/1328073486586294273

>>12345789
last meals?

>>12345742
>company makes electric cars economically viable
>develop hyperadvanced battery tech and innovate on cheap,long-lasting solar power
>internet service that will bring billion of people into the global economy and provide education and news to the oppressed
>say a few dumb things
>worse than hitler

reddit is full of pathologically outraged smoothbrains

>>12345736
UNITED STATES
S
A

>>12345736
>Not having the glory of hearing your national anthem, and having national pride at launching people into space
>having to deal with ESA launch for "Humanity :) " And not launching people into space
Being a Euro is a nightmare

>>12345789
>>12345804
it's either your last meal before dying, or last good meal for the next few months

>>12345789
>the woman chose salad

>>12345819
which is worse?

>>12345745
>>12345753
>>12345768
>>12345812
>>12345813
Fuck fuck I take it back. The anthem is always welcome I just hate country renditions of it. Stars and stripes allow for our GLORIOUS commercial capsule

>>12345789
>That one time an astronaut smuggled a corned beef sandwich into space

the american hymn is terrible lmao. They should just copy soviet music

>FEELING MYSELF
OK GIRL OK

>>12345829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6k0micCIkI

>Giant mural of starliner on the back wall
How is Boeing coping right now?

>>12345840
mormons are so fucking based

>>12345289
> heard they switches studios or smth
There was some publisher fuckery and the studio got shuffled around but most of the core team is the same iirc. The odds of the game being any good are about the same as they ever were, if anything the delay increases the chance that it isn't a total cash grab. That initial "late 2020" date was a total joke given how pre-alpha the game is.

>>12345866
lmfao

>>12345866
By whipping their H-1B coders harder

I'm legitimately mad at this 720p bullshit in current year.

>>12345866
The piles of cash really do help. We rag on them, but their strategy has worked for a very long time. It remains to bee seen how long the strategy will keep working.

>>12345164
Holy shit. Good I love this. I can't even express how much all this salt is making me laugh. SO MUCH MISERY in one place it's hilarious to any beyond

>>12345824
>Mike Hopkins: Steak, fries and rice
how do people live like this?

>tiny, proven capsule on small, decade old rocket design that isn't even fully reusable
SOMEBODY CALL THE BORING COMPANY

>>12345880
There's likely some US mandated law that every official broadcast has to be in 720p or something.
Because white house does the same, senate and house too, NASA as well.

>>12345891
Veterans who don't want a bowel movement on board the capsule.

>>12345811
Imagine being selfhating, steadfastly anti-capitalist, anti-white, anti-american and then some dude exuding every one of those things promises to fix the shit you built your identity on whining about. It's not cognitive dissonance it's a goddamn cognitive hurricane.

>>12345922
Some people love self-schadenfreude too much

pad ninjas

>>12345898
>>12345880
What makes you think that it's possible to stream higher quality than 720p from space? Even 720p is a tremendous feat

>>12345891
>Not steak and eggs with orange juice
not going to make it

The MadMan did it. The SpaceX Ninjas have swords now LOL

Worm logo looks so fucking based here. Meatball should be abolished. Don't change my mind, because you fucking can't.

>>12345941
the ISS is closer to Earth than DC is to Richmond

>ninjas have swords now

>>12345980
ULA snipers on suicide watch

In just under 3 hours, the caliphate will have full control of space.

>deploying pad ninjas to defend against space pirates
brilliant

>>12345980
i cant see it?

>>12346010
Right shoulder, left hip

>>12345991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTrqmNieVKI

Gwynn is thicc.

>>12346032
HOOCHIE MAMA!! WOOOP WHOOOOPP WHOOOOP HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>12345742
cool blog

>>12344758
Pretty sure India sent some insects to space last year.

>>12345866
OH NONONONONO

>>12346041
They never launched anybody..

>>12346010

>>12346032
are there any pics of her in a swimsuit???

>>12346053
Don't see anything

Fore me its number 11.

>>12345173
>>/g/

>>12346070
post pic, my dick is ready

It's honestly great to see Americans returning to to Human Spaceflight.

>>12346111
anon..

Congrats NASA, ULA, And Humanity :)
This is an Epic day for #TeamSpace, and a great win for Humanity

Look at all the room

>>12346118
>>12346126
Just out here casually getting GETS.

>>12346119
GO HOME ESA, you USELESS TWATS

>>12346089

>>12346138
>tfw European
We never get to do cool stuff.

>>12346153
idk bro...

damn bros, 36 is dummy thicc

WEATHER IS 70% WEATHER IS 70% WEATHER IS 70% WEATHER IS 70% WEATHER IS 70% WEATHER IS 70%

>>12346202
source?

>Von Braun quote
BASED

von Braun quote

>>12346217
>>12346214
oy vey nasa nazis

>>12346214
Based and /pol/ pilled.

>>12346213
one of the spergs in the NSF stream said it

NASA IS BREAKOUT CIVILIZATION MADE UP OF HIGH GERMAN NAZIS

>>12346264
I fail to see the problem.

>>12346032
God she is. She's a goddess.

>>12346299

Hatch is closed again.

>>12346299
why hasnt anyone trained a machine learning system to take girls clothes off? we have if for all sorts of stuff, like makeup and what not, just train it with naked girls clothed and unclothed

>>12346334
You can be the one anon. I believe in you to bring the coomer singularity into existence

>>12346334
Yooooo you could train it on all those Tik Tok sluts

>>12346334
you missed the boat on that one anon, there was lots of /tv/ posting about it like 6 months ago I think, maybe longer

>>12346334
There was one a while back that someone had trained. It looked like shit and generally gave you horrible deformities.
There's lots of training data available, but neural networks can't determine shape or form, how many arms/legs a human has, or even what arms and legs are. The data is too diverse and shows humans in too wide a range of positions and simply adding more data to train off doesn't fix this.
Something like thispersondoesnotexist only works because all the faces in the training data were in the same location and orientation.

>>12346264
>NAZI NASA
Fucking Based.

>>12346299
So her job is selling Elons autistic rambling to congress right?

>>12346403
that's what i was worried about, diversity

>>12346053
Don't cross the beams boeingbuster

>>12346441
wow, never realized how cringe everyday astronaut is. and he got to interview jim AND elon? and JIM ASKED HIM FOR AN INTERVIEW? bros.....think of the message this sends to our heros. they think we're all soibois with breasts .. gpp

>>12346299
I watched a video tour of SpaceX and she came across as Elon's mum while Elon himself gave off awkward nerdy kid vibes. it was cute.

>>12345991

>>12346441
The Boeing bubble helmet is so bad

How do we know if the Falcon 9 is actually cheaper than Soyuz when the Russians don't share the launch price? I have a feeling there is not much difference considering they charge NASA $90m per seat which is widely suspected to be overinflated because they can get away with it.

>>12345866
That Starliner is at least 30ft in the air while Dragon is still on the ground, your move SoyX.

>>12346495
even if it's the exact same price it's still better because it goes back into the american economy instead of the russian one

>>12346495
Because all of Soyuz is dropped in a field in Siberia, whereas the vast majority of Falcon returns for reuse? Or because Soyuz is at it's core an Atlas era ICBM design?

Russian labor costs are probably near zero, but that doesn't make up for throwing away the entire rocket. Do you think they can build four new boosters and a new core for cheaper than SpaceX can refurbish Falcon?