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>>15598642
We came for space whale brain juice that mysteriously extends youth instead of poisoning us as you would expect a xenobiochemical to do

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>>15590520
Not space whale jizz but their brain juice. Now you might think both room temp. superconductors *and* the elixir of life occurring on the same planet is a bit much but you're not a genius like Jim is. In fact the third film will have a substance found in newborn space puppies (you have to torture them to death to get it ofc) that unlocks a reactionless drive.

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>>15099355
> 1st movie : Finding a room temperature superconductor (that can't be synthesized because plot)
> 2nd movie : finding an immortality potion (that also can't be synthesized because plot)
What will be found next!? A berry that turns lead into iridium!? A lichen than powers a ftl drive!? Well whatever it is humans will have to do something very evil indeed to get hold of it!

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