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>> No.10653219 [View]

>>10653211
no because corruption making it a zero trick pony
A proper space industrial base would be able to easily service it
had they not been embezzling fuckwads, we'd have numerous stations at the Lagrange points by now, which would be next door neighbors to JWST's intended spot

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>pic related actual dinosaur
Survived 500 million years just by learning to bite + spin like a retard
one trick pony
fucking lizards

>> No.10612767 [View]

one-trick pony

>> No.10594643 [View]

>>10594572

Imagine being a feral gag and watching an Isaac Arthur video on making intelligent pets that can speak aka pass the harkness test?

Its the pony-fags who will get their waifus.

>> No.10576199 [View]

>>10576155
There are many things the shape of your skull could tell us.

People with skull indentations tend to make on average 10% less income than global mean.

People with skull indentations are 90% more likely to be FURRIES than the average person.

People with skull indentations are 80% more likely my little pony than your average person.

There's also a 22% probability that you collect magic cards.

>> No.10567910 [View]

>>10567752
Thou must pony up.

>> No.10553127 [View]

>>10552998
Soviet Union tried to make super soldiers this way.....not sure if dude fucked chimp or woman got raped by ape.

Definitely the worst state controlled job you could have.

I don't think this is part of the experience but I know in Australia they used to have and an Orangutan brothel with a monkey named "Pony" cuz men liked to ride her.

>> No.10536457 [View]

>>10536435
my new favourite pony file, thank you

>> No.10536441 [View]

>>10536435
We draw them to be cute
>pony posting in 2011+8

>> No.10528766 [View]

The degree of cope in this thread’s hilarious. I remember this one kid in high school who repeated the very same bromides, “I’m smart but lazy!” “School just tests your ability to regurgitate,” etc. He was a fat sperg who was infamous for giving a presentation on My Little Pony in English, attended focus classes (read: special ed), and boasted about getting a low 1000 on the SAT.
“Smart kids get bored in high school and become retards!” Fair enough, ignoring that all high schools - unless they’re backwater one room school houses - have AP classes and advanced tracks for smart kids, even shitty schools. Blaming boredom for failing freshman science and precalc, how rich.
“But muh parents, muh no opportunities, muh genes.” I’m a 5’7” KHV currently attending a top 20 school for bioinformatics, coming from a household run by a poor single mother who couldn’t be bothered to get even attend parent-teacher conferences.
Intelligence begets motivation

>> No.10525183 [View]

>>10525178
ah, the master /pol/troll
>politics is sociology
>gender studies is sociology
>music theory is sociology
>interpretive dance is sociology
>cosplay and loli are sociology
>my little pony is sociology
>the abstract concept of anime ponies in lolita are sociology

>> No.10518964 [View]

>>10518930
godel was a one-trick-pony wackjob

>> No.10505110 [View]

>>10504757
Have you ever viewed the following?
My little pony
Steven universe
Homestuck
Rick and morty
night court

>> No.10498006 [View]
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So whats goin on SCI? How do you feel about this world now?
Earth poles changed
>we have potential solarstorm/micronova

also anyone remember that thread with anomany -20 year solar wind chart ? that shutdown solar observatory, also the server data were wiped for specific time (strange it didnt happen for ages)

news articles
pastebin.com/9yqmQatd

So far we hae:
>strange happenings past year
>humanity changing direction
>people have no respect, are lazy, consumers, dont give a shit about nature about people, do shitty carrier, hobbies, waste this Earth
>lots of people also sleep bad last half year or so
>more and more people getting either red pilled or blue pilled whatever it means everything goes extreme limits

who elese feel the same that the world, without any kek meme additive conspiracy
>is changing

History always repeats so I suspect some either natural disaster, war, civil war, survival, it cannot be a fkin pinky pony cloud heaven all the time

>> No.10496197 [View]

>>10495993
>No, the massive amounts of dark matter and halo stars are distributed spherically,

the fuck do you know about dark matter?

for all we know dark matter could be clustered in perfectly "my little pony" shaped clouds

>> No.10490301 [View]

>>10490291
Thats gain nigger and the volume is in the light bulb not the speaker per se. Theres also an insulator that bridges for plastic as traversed but its obviously slower and thats why feed back loop. Now feedback loop if you do and register for pony. Pwny?

But don't observe behavior. It's all undefined.

>> No.10484804 [View]

Modernity has made people lost identity and morals and stability. Therfore a bunch of low iq teen boys think not jerking off will somehow change everything.
Why, if ya stop jerking your bologna pony, then a wife, job, friends, and people who like you will just falll out of the sky dont ya know.

Its all bro science junk garbage.

Secularized asceticism, but even worse because the religious ascetics did it for divine reward or to ease suffering.

These faggots do it because they have no self control.

To deny oneself pleasure is to deny oneself life

>> No.10475394 [View]

>>10472538
There's no paradox, everyone who works out the expectation assumes the amount of money in the other envelope is also randomized every "trial".

This is not what the problem says.

The only random step is to randomly choose one of the two closed envelopes. To be consistent with the information given the other envelope must contain either $20 or $5, but there is no indication whatsoever to assume that the other envelope will contain 20 or 5 with equal odds. It is wrong to assume a uniform distribution just because you don't know anything else.

That faulty assumption leads you to an easy grift. Suppose you have to pony up the 10$ bill, the grifter puts his money in the other envelope and mixes them up, telling you one envelope has twice as much as the other. This means he put in either 5$ or 20$, so if you look at the expectation you have (10)(0.5) + (-5)(0.5) = $2.50 to gain by switching. The grift of course is that the other guy would never put in 20$ because he'd never stand to gain anything, at best he'd keep his money. So he always puts in the 5$, meaning the odds that you lose 5$ by switching on the 10 is 100%.

>> No.10471501 [View]

>>10471491
Actual OP here
Lol bruh, I tend to not care about my size, but HONESTLY THOUGH, jerking off would be more fun with bigger package coz’ more grip area. If I wanted to have sex without wooing chicks I could just pony up money for a hooker.

>> No.10442021 [View]

>>10440862
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dpdnp7/yo1-v14n10

>>Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

>> No.10437967 [View]

>>10437234
that’s a pony. mods!

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>>10437234
>he makes pony posts
>he wants to wage biological warfare
This is proof beyond reasonable doubt of weaponized autism.

>> No.10421334 [View]

>tfw the only programmatic interface to interpret your data is maintained by some pony-tailed german scheißekopf who has convoluted and perverted the original work into something that's uninterpretable and doesn't fucking work and you want beat the fuck out of his dumb ass.

>> No.10417641 [View]

>>10417600
You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) MY LITTLE PONY. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "GIDDY UP!" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!

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