/lit/ - Literature

>>23330684
What a weird fantasy. Anon you need to stop expressing your fetishes like this online. Seriously. You have a problem.

>paying at a library
I thought America was supposed to be an evil capitalist hellscape. I pay 25 dollars a year for access to my local university library which has like 8 million books and I've never paid a late fee either. When I went to England however the cunts wanted money.

>>23330684
>one of the girls says "he's so hot" referring to the janitor
Things that never happened ITT

>>23330684
>>they are hot fertile women in their twenties, wearing glasses, nicely sized breasts, way out of my league
Who the fuck says or thinks things like thus
Your problem has nothing to do with how you look
>one of them picks up the phone and calls the janitor
>"we got a little problem here ..."
>have to wait 5 minutes for the janitor to arrive
>in the meantime overhear one of the girls saying to the other "short men give me the ick"
>she stretches the word "men" sarcastically to imply mockingly that I'm not a real man
>they both laugh again
>finally janitor arrives
>he's a 6'4 guy
>takes me to the shelf and hands me the book
>while walking away one of the girls says "he's so hot" referring to the janitor
>once I have my book I run to the self-checkout, pay my fee + tip and leave as fast as I can
Who the fuck cares about any of this though? Why would you let this bother you?
It's all made more demented by the fact that it's a fake story. Find some inner peace, you're fucked up and it's only down to you

>>23330717
First day here?

>>23330684
Librarian workers literally ask ME to do their job for them and shelve random books. Not even lying really. That happened once.
All women just want to rope me into some work. Being a tall is overrated dude. Don't worry about it.

>>23330719
Hardly. I just get sick of the negativity day in day out. /pol/ is bad enough. Not every board needs to be this disgusting and low

>>23330730
So second day here.

>>23330730
Maybe Rebbit's more your speed

>>23330684
You should have punched and slammed their heads together, retard. Women love that shit. Instead, you decided to be a pussy beta and leave. That janitor was probably slamming them onto the pavement when you were masturbating, lmao.

>>23330684
I laughed, OP. Sorry these anons don’t share your sense of humor. I suspect they were never here for the spaghetti or tendies greentexts and don’t understand this format

>>23330737
This type of shit is more reddit than reddit. Making up stories to jerk off about being miserable

>>23330762
Oh anon don't be so foolish yourself. I know it's humorous bait to farm them (you)s. I just participate to see how many anons fall for it. I knew one of you was going to say this sooner or later.

>>23330684
Be grateful you're not cursed like me.
>be me
>feeling horny
>go to library
>librarian is an absolute stunner
>long dark hair
>steely blue eyes
>hips, tits, and thighs threatening to burst her blouse
>looks exactly like my third grade teacher
>only downside is glasses (dysgenic) but w/e
>lean on her desk
>"hi, can I see the *special* collection?"
>wink
>looks me up and down
>"sir, over by the wall please"
>height strip next to her desk (pic rel)
>6'3 so barely pass the manlet limit
>fuckyes
>"alright sir, come with me"
>leads me behind her desk to door labelled "Fuck Room"
>"one more thing, sir"
>starts undoing my belt
>wut
>freaked out but rock hard as she's taking my dick out
>homeless dude wakes up and starts watching
>unattended child drawing on the wall looks over
>librarian lays my cock next to a ruler
>7.4"
>dicklet cutoff is 7.5"
>librarian smirks
>"lol" (yeah, she said "lol" out loud)
>presses a button
>siren fucking goes off
>her nubile assistant (looks 16 y/o, legal in my state) comes over and takes my photo
>while handcuffed to a railing I see them print it out and pin it on the "banned" wall
>"6'3, 7.4" written on it next to a sad face
>whole wall is in fact a matrix of photos ordered based on height and dick length
>homeless man cackling at me while the librarians chat with the muscle-bound security guards (easily 6'7)
>librarians petting their ginormous bulges before leading them into the Fuck Room
>they forget about me handcuffed to the railing for three hours
>homeless man rambles to me for half of it (he's about 6'5, also packing, keeps going on about Spinoza)
>librarians finally come back, dishevelled
>"sorry sir, got distracted"
>begins telling me about their ban policy
>"if you consent to a castration we can allow you to browse our childrens section"
>say no, crying
>she says "lol" again
>cuts my library card in two
>laughs as she walks away
>security finally uncuffs me
>smacks my ass on the way out
Worst thing is that they even cut off my access to their e-book collection. Now I'm planning on jelqing then moving to a new city, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

you had me until the fee and tip

>>23330845
Damn is this real? Thank fuck that I have never gone to the library. I'll stick with ebooks.

>>23330684
youre lucky you can even go to the library by yourself. in my country there is a strict no singles policy

>>23330684
As a fellow short person putting a gun in your mouth is the only solution. See you in hell fellow shorty.

>>23330684
you have to pay a fee and tip to check out a book at the library?

>>23330684
lmao

>>23330684
>>5'8 manlet

5'8 is average, not manlet territory

>>23331170
In Germany the average is 6'. In the younger generation even taller.

>>23330743
This, come back in an oversized rain jacket next week while carrying a knife. Those sluts will get so wet their vaginal discharge ferments on their underwear and gives them an infection.

>>23330684
And why exactly does the character in your made up story cares about random girls approval,anon?

>>23330684
a thread died for this