/lit/ - Literature

>>23330684
Be grateful you're not cursed like me.
>be me
>feeling horny
>go to library
>librarian is an absolute stunner
>long dark hair
>steely blue eyes
>hips, tits, and thighs threatening to burst her blouse
>looks exactly like my third grade teacher
>only downside is glasses (dysgenic) but w/e
>lean on her desk
>"hi, can I see the *special* collection?"
>wink
>looks me up and down
>"sir, over by the wall please"
>height strip next to her desk (pic rel)
>6'3 so barely pass the manlet limit
>fuckyes
>"alright sir, come with me"
>leads me behind her desk to door labelled "Fuck Room"
>"one more thing, sir"
>starts undoing my belt
>wut
>freaked out but rock hard as she's taking my dick out
>homeless dude wakes up and starts watching
>unattended child drawing on the wall looks over
>librarian lays my cock next to a ruler
>7.4"
>dicklet cutoff is 7.5"
>librarian smirks
>"lol" (yeah, she said "lol" out loud)
>presses a button
>siren fucking goes off
>her nubile assistant (looks 16 y/o, legal in my state) comes over and takes my photo
>while handcuffed to a railing I see them print it out and pin it on the "banned" wall
>"6'3, 7.4" written on it next to a sad face
>whole wall is in fact a matrix of photos ordered based on height and dick length
>homeless man cackling at me while the librarians chat with the muscle-bound security guards (easily 6'7)
>librarians petting their ginormous bulges before leading them into the Fuck Room
>they forget about me handcuffed to the railing for three hours
>homeless man rambles to me for half of it (he's about 6'5, also packing, keeps going on about Spinoza)
>librarians finally come back, dishevelled
>"sorry sir, got distracted"
>begins telling me about their ban policy
>"if you consent to a castration we can allow you to browse our childrens section"
>say no, crying
>she says "lol" again
>cuts my library card in two
>laughs as she walks away
>security finally uncuffs me
>smacks my ass on the way out
Worst thing is that they even cut off my access to their e-book collection. Now I'm planning on jelqing then moving to a new city, but I'm not getting my hopes up.