/diy/ - Do It Yourself

beautiful exterior

how romantic

all my good ones from my old phone are gone but I got a couple from on the road

>>2723188
actually I just have these two, the others are >4mb and I don't feel like fucking with it

>>2723187
fusebox in the outhouse

>>2723191
i like how they didn’t even try to paint the bottom pipe red

>>2723185
ngl clean the place up and it would be pretty comfy

>>2723185
>>2723187
sovl and comfy

>>2723182
>house I'm currently buying is a 1970s build in near original condition. Carpeted garage bathroom is money.

>>2723183
What the hell is the purpose of this?

>>2725635
>garage bathroom
You lucky fuck.

>>2723183
House looks like it’s from fucking half life 2

>>2725701

>>2725701
Obviously a greenhouse for growing weed in that trap house you dunce

>>2725635
>carpeted garage bathroom
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea
The two of all things who shouldn’t have a carpet

>>2725701
It's a slide-out!

>>2723182
This place is amazing. Looks exactly like the shit I do to my trailer house. Lol

>>2725384
Based. Fuck electricians.

>>2727690
I hate it

>>2723192
My shed has a bigger breaker box.

>>2723193
It looks like it's been added post fact

>>2726146
I assume they're Canadian or from the Upper Midwest where people take off their shoes/boots indoors esp in the winter, and the previous owners thought it was necessary to install carpeting in the bathroom to keep their feet warm while taking a sneaky late night shit

>>2728209
Seething drywaller

>>2728917
Just why?

>>2723182
Looks comfy

>>2723183
Groverhaus looking rough these days

>>2725726
Haha

>>2725384
I'd unironically kill whoever did that

>>2723182
fill out the appliances woth stainless steel and hang some copper pots and pans from the walls and that's a very comfy space. It just looks weird because it's empty and the wood overpowers.

>>2728917
I hate how much I love it

>>2723183
thats a teardown for sure

>>2723185
>>2723187
>>2723192

Fusebox in the outhouse... Outhouse... in the attic .... ???????????

why

>>2727690
looks like the deck is worth more than the trailerhome. And what the hell is going on with that ramp. Wtf

>>2732206
I'm guessing they couldn't get the proper grade from the door to the driveway so they had to make it snake like that

>>2732241
ah yeah, true. But still, looks wonky af

>>2733357
Looks like wall was added later - base looks different. But that's not as bad as something I saw, but don't have pics of. They ran a new heating duct through an upstairs bedroom in an old house. Part of the way it ran along the floor, so they framed a box around it, sheetrock, baseboard, shoe molding, the whole works. It looked great. Nobody seemed to notice or care that it hid the access door to the bathtub fixture on the other side of the wall. When that fixture needs to be replaced, instead of $300 bucks rape fee, it will be more like $3000 rape fee.

>>2733482
Looks like a fairground or some shit. What’s the problem?
>>2733484
So we’re posting things that are based but calling them abominations now?

>>2733357
I hope there is a return on both sides

>>2732206
Build by a government contractor almost certainly.

This is what happens when people move into a home with zero consideration of their accessibility needs and then demand that the local government make it accessible for them for free, not knowing that there are very strict safety regulations for ramps because of shitty people like them suing.

Maximum permitted gradients, maximum permitted slope lengths, no spirals allowed, minimum spaces for turning. That isn't the worst example.

>>2723185

Damn it's the hot tub from the Sims

>>2723182
Dear god 134k for that?!
Real estate agents are so retarded.

>This two-story gem
I know its a fixer-upper but just tear this thing down
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Daprato-Memorial-Dr-Swanton-VT-05488/75433674_zpid/?

>>2728917
As long as the rest of the sink is tapered to drain towards it, I kind of love it.

>>2723185
Replace the tile and completely wrap the stair and tub surround, turn the sink into a small vanity, maybe put carpet over that carpet pad, reglaze the tub to work with the new tile, new light fixture and maybe strings or rails coming across, new railing or just remove it. This is all workable. The space will come together once you get going.

>>2734649
Quickdraw wipe

>>2733372
don't care stfu

>>2734646
Fred Flintstones shitter

>>2734649
you run the paper through the back seat and back around so you can wipe with conveyor belt action

>>2723191
Some retard did this with gas lines run across the ceiling of my basement except they didn't support the unnecessary 4' protruding elbow

>>2725384
So the stairs are hooked only on the ends and are sitting on 1/2" of routered out 2x8?

And they mis routered the whole stretcher so the treads aren't even sitting directly on the stretcher, but on shims instead???

Who TF did this
I'm not even mad about the panel, just remove the studs, pull the panel, replace the studs turn the panel around and put it back in

But those stairs are probably as dangerous(or more) as those shelf brackets stairs that get posted here

>>2725701
How else are you supposed to get from the house to the high voltage power lines safely??

>>2728917
We need more stone countertops with this type of thing

>>2734642
>How to avoid having to get flood insurance

>>2734643
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>>2734646
my ass will look like a paint of signac after shitting there

>>2734751
>And they mis routered the whole stretcher so the treads aren't even sitting directly on the stretcher, but on shims instead???
Go look at the stairs in any home they all look like that it's to lock the boards in tight and level.

>>2725701
Granny suite.

>>2728032
The new Buick Regatta

>>2733519
>The carpool arrives in 1 hour.

>>2734775
The stringers are done incorrectly and there isn't a center one
I've literally never seen shims used on a staircase except one or 2 where the circular saw did a jagged cut

And I've NEVER seen stringers that are just half routed out with no board below the stairs

This stair case is straight fucked

>>2734704
thats kind of clever, though
if it was hardwood instead of carpet it'd look halfway decent

>>2734802
It looks like they installed into the skirt board well enough. But you're right, then need the center stringer and the 1x2s should be 3/4 ply.

I've been staring at that so long I missed that they boxed in the panel. I don't get to frame enough to really have this stuff down. At a house last year, they redid the basement stairs to expand the kitchen. They didn't actually cut new stringers. The skirt boards have 2x4 screwed under the treads.and the pitch is too steep because the walls and floor don't allow for a landing.

>>2734637
>>2734638
This is how the designers and customer draw it. I should just put them in and make them pay me to come back and fix it.

>>2734637
>>2734638
I don't understand how those drawers have things in them. How did they get in there? What are they? Why?

>>2734970
I hate drop ceilings too.

>>2734972
Time to put on the trim kit.

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>>2734989
Retard

>>2734989
Nah mate, we're all working people here. Try /lgbt/ or /pony/

>>2734704
Reminds me of the neck guillotine trap from Saw 5

>>2734748
this but needs a motorized roller in the back with a led/photodiode combo to see when its done

>>2734757
Kek, should be a sharpie ad.

>>2734973
Spectacular.

>>2735562
Okay that's kinda funny

>>2734973
It took me a while to understand. Shit brix.

>>2735562
based actually

>>2734975
First one clearly opens up enough to put some small stuff in. Nothing you can see in the photo wouldn't fit through the opening. Main issue would be if something ends up at the back of the drawer and you gotta go fishing for it somehow.

Second one almost certainly opens properly if you open the oven door first.

>>2734973
Skibity

>>2734644
I like that mirror a lot. I reminds me of a chess board I made as a kid

>>2734643
Imagine being drunk in here. I feel nauseous now and I’m sober.

>>2734649
>>2734748
pat. pend. flush2wipe action
>>2723182
>>2723185
after a bit of cleaning up looks extremely comfy ngl

>>2736133
but why the carpet? just use a rug so you can wash the piss out

Before

>>2736268
Technically first post is after, this is before. Sorry phone fagging.

>>2736268
Like a titjob on a granny

>>2736134
could not figure out what the inset photo was trying to show

its a fucking mirror

>>2736394
I've been feeling bad about how I decorated my bed room all week and this makes me feel a lot better about my poor decisions. I'm blown away someone who clearly has money thought this would look nice.

>>2736397
the worst part is having to dodge around a huge fuckoff stone pillar every time you move stuff between stove and the sink

>>2736394
>Hello? Yes, we're going for a European frameless design. We'd like to blend that with something timeless. No, MORE timeless. Yes neolithic modern. We absolutely LOVE it.

>>2736134
Is that... 1inch ply for stairs? Supported by infinite L-brackets? Oh no... no no no...
All it would take is one fat person and...

>>2723182
This looks like the ultimate cabin innawoods, made from off cuts, trash finds and remaindered stock.

>>2734646
On the one hand, I fucking love this. But then, I also hate it.

>>2736133
My downstairs toilet is in a place that used to be stairs to be basement. Stairs to the basement are currently elsewhere. I guess this guy just skipped a step.

>>2736394
Again, I absolutely love this. And hate.

>>2736133
What wonders were to be beheld if someone were to roll back the curtain behind the toilet?

>>2732206
It's compliance to laws. The same thing that fucks everything up. Probably a sales office for decks desu

>>2734972
If both handles turn then functionally this should be no problem.

>>2736133
I don't see whats so bad about this. Aesthetically it might not be what people consider nice, but if it gets you easy access to that space it looks functional and useful

>>2736479
I want to shit into it and then dump all my used cooking oil into it.

>>2736490
Why? did they go 4' on their rafters?

>>2736269
>>2736268
Better built than most of the stairs in this thread

>>2736491
Well it’s a carpeted toilet area for one. Which means for two, the carpet is either missing a big ass rectangle or still has the big ass rectangle, but cut out of the rest of the carpet.

>>2736394
this could be hella tight if it was better arranged
the contrast between sleek minimalism and worn stone is far out

>>2736481
took me a second

>>2733357
I can almost guarantee you the right hand wall was built on top of the carpet.

>>2736134
>Modular stringer system

>>2736397
The more I look the less convinced I am this is a rich person's poor taste. I think someone either had this stone (they all look like damaged seconds pieces) and made poor use of it, or the stone was already part of the building and the kitchen was crammed in around it

>>2736487
Looks like a window at ground level, based on the back basement wall

>>2736667
>, or the stone was already part of the building

No way. Clearly the designer was an idiot. Look at the comical baseboards. Look at the horrible design of the island. Everything in that pic screams "I'm so creative I can break all the rules".

>>2736671
>>2736667
>>2736394

>>2734751
It's a prefab stair kit. Despite it looking janky from underneath, they usually hold up just fine. The routered riser/tread pockets are plenty deep enough that the treads or risers can't come out, since these are installed between walls which keep the stringers from being able to move outwards. The loose riser/stringer pockets and wedges are required so that the stairs can be installed at a range of angles depending on in-field conditions, and the wedges will never come out unless the installer forgot to glue them.

The stairs at my mom's house, which was built in 1974, are for the most part identical to these and are still solid as a rock despite levels of punishment I would say is probably considerably above average.

>>2732206
>And what the hell is going on with that ramp
Maximum allowed ramp slope and being constrained by fixed start and end locations. Basically "the ramp has to be 30' long but it needs to go between two points that are only 15' apart".

>>2734971
Their only mistake was using a recessed panel door. If they had used a flush slab door it would have been fine.

>>2733519
fuck what did they do to beansie's house

>>2736394
>... and here is where we perform sacrifices...

>>2734973
Fifth dimensional shitting in your very own tesseract toilet.

Kinda like it actually lol

>>2733357
I know a guy who did that sort of thing when installing another cabinet in the kitchen. Just cut a hole in the cabinet and rigged up a combo of one of those plastic heater vent redirectors and some old, unused baking trays to encourage the heat to exit into the room.

>>2734567
Come on, that's not that bad. Worth maybe 40% of the asking price, but not terrible. There's a place in town here that's by far worse and still selling for $88k, on foreclosure.

>>2734642
kek this is totally someone's response to their city's code enforcement department rolling up after a new wall is built and demanding they must still maintain an access route along a specific street frontage despite having a perfectly serviceable one elsewhere
"ok losers here ya go"

>>2728917
I could fill that in one turd. Then perflectly level it with the rest of the metal plate by removing excess shit. THhen I'd leave the house discretely.

> "Well it's not unheard of that burglars leave you a little surprise when they invade your home, but it's first time i see this ma'am."

>>2736479
>batman

>>2736433
Kek

>>2736679
Fun place if an earthquake were to happen

>>2734643
my eyes hurt

>>2736959
>>2736479
No ninja turtles

>>2725635
I would LOVE a shitter right next to the garage, but obviously tile is a better choice than carpet.

>>2736954
That stile cost more expensive then putting a gate in the wall.

>>2737278
yes, which means it was motivated by something other than money. what motivates a homeowner to install something garish, expensive, and impractical like this? only one thing: spite. hatred for bureaucracy meddling in their life, which drives someone towards malicious compliance. only someone thinking "YOU want to tell me what i need to do to my property? YOU'RE worried about property values? YOU'RE using the letter of the law against me?" would do something like this as retaliation against the fat middle-aged HOA whore who pounded on his door trying to "Um Akchually" them
>cost more expensive
wew

>>2737348
>Watch me cut off my nose to spite the bureaucrats
>That'll show them !

>>2737372
absolutely. giving in to this bureaucratic needling just invites them to walk all over you. you have to push back.
if the fat retard HOA kingpin karen stomps over from her house across the road after i finish my tasteful perimeter wall around my yard and says she doesn't like it and she's going to use the letter of the law to force me to tear it down because she found a regulation stating all houses must have a dedicated pedestrian entrance along the primary street-side and my driveway doesn't count, then i'm going to use the letter of the law against her, too, and make it even more of an eyesore to offend her and remind her that she's not the only cunt who can abuse the regs as a social weapon, so she needs to fucking step off
next offense gets a 40ft high-voltage ham radio transmission tower installed in the front yard, legally impervious to HOA regulations thanks to the FCC

>>2737377
>you have to push back
This is childish sentiment.

>HOA kingpin karen
This is easily avoided.

>>2737386
anon, we couldn't help but notice you were having a barbecue in your backyard last saturday. i wanted to make sure you're aware that unscheduled gatherings of more than 5 guests on your property require a party permit to be issued by the board, and for you to pay for parking passes for the street. unfortunately, this does mean we'll have to assess you a fee.. but you've been such a good homeowner, i assume you're more than happy to pay.
also, please don't forget to repaint your awnings to one of the approved colors before the month's end or we WILL be discussing foreclosure. thanks!

>>2736732
I’ll build a ramp up to your ass. Drive a Lionel in there.

>>2737377
This man slays Karens.

>>2733357
That's just a baseboard heater, you dong.

>>2733519
it's council housing. the government moved them in there. they spent 2 years trying to get the government to move them somewhere that wasn't on a hill and then the government decided to do that instead for some reason

>>2737407
We can see the HOA karen lives rent free in your head. And again, all of that is easily avoided.

>>2737823
Doormat.

>>2734642
Delek proof

>>2736679
Kinda based, takes up a lot of valuable kitchen space though.
The money they spend on the stone they could have put into better cabinetry or fittings.

But they're also probably rich as fuck, or lebanese

>>2737986
It'll take more then a doormat to avoid HOA Karens

>>2736479
i would buy a house for this feature alone

captcha MPJAAA

>>2738222
>captcha MPJAAA

I can't imagine sharing a cubicle with this moron.

>>2723188

this is something I want to do some day. skip the schizo doors but a former u-haul truck, entirely stock looking from the outside but inside a nice little apartment

>>2733484

what are the ramps for? I don't understand this vehicle

>>2736653
I still haven't worked it out.
Floating floor built on top of existing carpet floor?

>>2736679
I like it. I'm from /pol/ and recently quit my job so that I could read more about Rome, so this kind of interior design is right up my alley.

>>2736463
>My downstairs toilet is in a place that used to be stairs to be basement.
What.

>>2738690
Maybe give speeches to your family, gathered on the landing below

>>2738690
I like it. I'm from /pol/ and recently quit my job so that I could read more about Rome. This reminds me of the oratory platform used by Caesar and other Roman greats.

>>2725701
2nd string whore storage

>>2723192
>break in
>take a giant steak and milk shit
>shut off power
>leave
Nothing personal, kid.

>>2736479
Escape hatch
Sorry fedboys.

>>2738709
more like look up the skirts of your female cousins platform

>>2739236
My fav game as a kid.

>>2727690
Handycap ramp. My aunt rus adult care homes. Every house she's had has some dumb ass shit like this. One had a short ramp and hand rails for the sunken living room.

>>2738690
Put a miniature greenhouse or fishtank there. If greenhouse then put nice smelling plants in it.

>>2738690
Do it.

>>2738551
the ramps were already on the trailer before he built all that shit

>>2734643
>there are at least 20 spiders that you'll never find in your bathroom at all times

>>2738690
That's not bad actually. A little extra space to set something, or put a chair to sit and read in.

>>2736463
>I guess this guy just skipped a step.
jej

>>2740235
I like this one. Those frowny faces are there to encourage you to lower the seat.

>>2740235
That's a fake image. If the plate was flush with the toilet lid, then the shadow on the lid would cover the top left corner of the plate. And if the plate wasn't flush and protruded out enough from the lid to not have the shadow cast on the top left corner, then the angle of the light (based on the shadow that the seat creates on the lid) would mean the shadow the plate creates on the bottom and right sides would be a lot longer than they are in the picture.

>>2737719
ahh, the classic sideways toilet and fucked up house layout of a house from the early 1800s

>>2740564
Concave lid anon

>>2740739
now that's a good idea right there

>>2740741
>a small tree branch seizes your engine

>>2739184
>>giant steak and milk shit
Please describe this smell

>>2740741
>>2740867
>don't cheap out, buy a fumoto, it requires you to push up and open
>it's behind a skidplate anyhow,
>you did buy something that came with skidplates, right anon?

>>2736732
>>2737538
underrated

>>2741560
where's the after pic?

>>2741560
Where's the problem

>>2741581
Gutter drain is emptying into a concret funnel that's literally pouring it back down to the foundation. It's probably fucked, looks like a colder place.

>>2741583
Good eye

>>2736134
The bravest staircase I've ever seen

>>2741581
The neighbors need to pressure wash their patio. yucky

>>2742125
It’s the same house.

>>2741560
Luv me deck :)

>>2723185
This but unironically

>>2738690
That's for the cat tower

>>2740235

>>2723182
Nothing wrong with this, beside the fume hood lookin' thing and shelf not lined up with a stovetop oven

>>2734646
Tumbled stones inside a toilet bowl?
What were they stinking

>>2736496
Yep, and the OSB grows mold and sags after a few years

>>2743046
>>2736490
4' rafter spacing and this roof is not properly ventilated. Those two little vent boxes they put in right next to each other are completely inadequate. Look at the way the corners of the ridgecap are curling up. That attic has got to be a god damned furnace. OSB roof sheathing don't 'get moldy' or break down unless you fuck up badly, which these folks clearly have.

>>2733482
I'd recognize that Agat location anywhere, still not as good as the BK bus in Mangilao back in the day tho

>British contractors

>>2743351
Ahhh what the...

>>2743351
the fak happened here

>>2743428
Only thing I can think of is that it was an utter moron of a contractor who realised he needed to cut a small section out of those beams to put in that red beam. Didn't have the tools or skill to cut it from the bottom and didn't want to spend the time removing those beams so cut in from the top under the assumption he could just screw in some metal fixings afterwards.

Hoping that it's idiocy and not some piece of shit who knows that the roof is a death trap that would get condemned on inspection but doesn't care, so long as it's spotted after he's been paid.

>>2736394
ah I've seen this, it's where daniel jackson's parents die.

>>2743428
Hopefully the engineer is just calling for a bigger ridge.

>>2723182
Not having the fridge makes it look worse than it probably is. Weird design though.

>>2736490
They need to change their infill settings.

>>2735562
if they managed to make it flush i'd have been honestly impressed

>>2743427
>contemplate the wobble

>>2734973
when you have extra money laying around so you go extra fancy. possible shit polishers

>>2728917
>we have really hard water

>>2744763
Put a jump on the bottom and an air bag for stunt jumping. Then have a barbie jeep sitting on the top.

>>2744763
Garbage collection day is the best part. Winded delivery drivers on the doorbell camera are also fun.

>>2734975
the second pic they probably got a new oven and then realized after fitting it

>>2740741
>>2740899

useful to goobers who change their oil every 5k. oil is rated literally for 10k+ miles so changing it too often is just a waste of money

>>2745480
your oil might be rated for 10k+ but your filter isnt

>>2745480
>a waste of money
It costs less than a case of canned beer.

>>2745527

it is. I've changed my oil every 10k+ for over 10 years so and nothing has happeend

>>2745549

it's the principle. taking off that oil plug takes me so little time it makes no difference. why spend money on something that's essentially just useless

>>2745527
X-filters from FRAM. Regular fram is garbage, but their 'Ultra sync' are completely different filter media and steel support on the inside.

Also, you look up the thread and find a compatible filter that's 3-4x the capacity, then prefill if necessary. It usually costs the same as the tiny filter spec'd for that 4- or 6-cylinder rice burner.

Then you can change the filter less often.

>>2733486
Talk all the shit you want but I bet there's no fucking mice in there...

>>2736268
>>2736269
Did yall just butt 2 trailers together end to end and connect them?

>>2745672
>Then you can change the filter less often.
You do know that almost all oil filters route the bypassed oil over the dirty filter media right?

>>2745664
>>2745672
i think i will trust car manufacturer engineers who do not have a financial stake in my oil change intervals over the advice of /diy/ yahoos. 7k has been a solid interval for me as 10k is just too much - my oil looks terrible and is always low.

>>2745690

Let me guess, your oil is black? If it's low just add more oil don't change the entire engine oil. My old volvo will chug a quart every now and then and I just put some more. I don't even put in anything good necessarily, last bottle was something made by total that was fully synthetic and not a nigger private label oil

>>2745705
>not a nigger private label oil
Uh what exactly is a nigger private label oil?

>>2745664
>nothing has happeend
yet

>>2745787

it's rotella or other gas station oil. think of oil you can only buy at oreillys or vatozone you can't buy elsewhere. chepest shit produced at the bare minimum requirements so it still passes as motor oil. like if you buy mobil1 or castrol they are real oil manufacturers but any house brand oil is the same as using cooking oil as your motor oil

>>2745792

well at 220 miles it's still going on strong so I that's all the evidence I need. I don't have some prissy bitch mobile that requires some specific oil every 2000 miles or it breaks, I don't drive american

>>2733519
thats insane

>>2745838
>220 miles
oh wow much miles such impressive

>>2733357
plastering over half of a blank instead of just removing the blank and plastering the hole is truly inspired.

>>2745838
I dunno, would those autozpne oils be that bad?

I get what you're saying. There was that Walmart oil a couple years ago that wouldn't work in a tractor from the 1960s but they were selling it to modern brain dead consumers at Walmart and all they cared about was the weight on the bottle

>>2734642
can't wait for the 50m switch back access ramp when the resident gets old

>>2736134
all weight is suspended by the banister, similar to the golden gate bridge

>>2739868
I bathe with them

>>2741560
Looks like it's not attached to the house anymore

>>2746002

yeah I forgot to add k there but I hope this post opens up to you now

>>2744247
>hooking a car battery up to it
>not stripping a power cable, soldering the wires to the screws, and plugging it into the wall

>>2746092
This guy has a point. Car battery doesn't have enough voltage.

>>2744763
there's more than a few driveways near where I live similar to this, not on as nearly bad a slope though. my question is why is it so outlandish of an idea to have it be a little shallower and have four or five steps from the garage into the house? as in put the floor of the garage slightly lower so you have a shallower driveway angle, but a handful of stairs to get into the main building. I would vastly prefer walking up four or five stairs versus making it significantly more difficult to park my car/walk out to take the bins out or pick up the mail.

or even could they not simply take a foot or so off the top of the land, assuming it's a new build?

>>2736481
Instead of tearing up the carpet they just raised the floor?

>>2745527
Yeah its rated for 15k grampa

>>2744757
>t50
that's never gonna hold

>>2744763
Perfect lot for a walkout basement/garage, and they do this instead...

>>2746302
That shelf over the toilet is pretty cool idea.
g0tar

>>2728917
They should do this but with the inverted face illusion

>>2746366
Except it blocks access to the tank lid.

>>2746126
I would just have a 2 story garage hat they did there is ducking retorted

>>2746384
Not all of us need to stash our dope balloons somewhere every day junkie

>>2746387
I'm trying to figure out what you are talking about.

>>2736122
this is actually kinda brilliant.

>>2740235
if an arrangement like this were real, it would just be a little TOO tempting to chance peeing on the socket with a quick splash
there could be steaming corpses around the pissoir and it would still be tempting

>>2746312

this is used in areas where the storm drains feed in to the sanitary sewers. It's just like the P trap under your sink, it stops sewer gas from going up the stack

>>2746357
this, imagine how many good spots have been wasted by idiots

>>2743174
What's the largest piece of furniture you could fit through there?

>>2744122
99% chance this is in Brazil.

>>2736489
Sure. I mean why would you want to close the door by simply pushing it closed instead of having to turn the handle every time right?

>>2746738
Your mom

>>2725635
That carpet has mold colonies on it that are older than most people on this website.

>>2727690
That deck has like 100 square feet of usable space but has a 500 square foot footprint. It's all stairs.

>>2736481
>rip up hardwood floors
>find carpet floors underneath
Hate when this happens.

>>2745527
>the people who make the car recommend changing oil every 10k
>but according to you the filter won't last that long
I should call up Volvo and tell them the guy on 4chan figured out their ploy.

>>2747045
I hate octagonal full perimeter step decks. If they don't grade their yard, it's going to work out goofy at the lowest step.

>>2746849
This is a hotel…

>>2728917
water-saver sink

>>2735058
P R O G R E S S

>>2736134
Reminds me of the reason the loan officer gave me when he denied my request for a loan, "No visible means of support."

>>2736481
It dampened the 'hardwood' sound.

>>2743174
Put hinges on the corner edge for better access.

>>2746312
bernoulli principle

>>2747389
This pains me in ways I can't describe
Immaculately done terrible idea

>>2747389
cedar smells really good though

>>2747389
Someone heard that raw plywood was fashionable but couldn't afford 2022 plywood prices.

>>2747389
Doesn't OSB off-gas bad shit into the air?

>>2747636
Not after a few years.

>>2738690
It's for pouring hot oil on ascending home intruders

>>2747407
>Immaculately done terrible idea
Perfect way to describe it. Like, damn, they really got it all together incredibly well. It's absolutely revolted.

>>2745690
Since you're new here from reddit: /diy/ is fully aware that if the engine is in shit shape, the same oil change intervals as a correctly designed, maintained and running engine, do not apply.

"i will trust car manufacturers" bla bla bla
reddit is missing a contributor. You're also due for your eighth booster.

>>2747949
You need to go back.

>>2747949
you seem to have an intimate knowledge of reddit you big stinky nigger

>>2747173
I never understood the gag here.

>>2747389
It's like the 70s version of forged carbon fiber styling today.

>>2748272
In a western, when one of two characters says "This town ain't big enough for the two of us", it's a non-literal statement that indicates conflict between the two characters, and hints that one of them is going to kill the other.
In a comedy parody of a western, one character might say that, and then in a reversal of expectations they would begin construction work on expanding the town, an over-the-top gag that takes on a literal interpretation of the line and resolves the towns state of "not being big enough for the two of them" by making the town bigger instead of reducing the number of them in it.
In this image macro, the reader is expected to imagine the scene that preceded the expansion of the double-wide to have contained the line "this double wide ain't big enough for the two of us". The fact that the double-wide was then expanded is funny on two counts, because of the literal interpretation of the line leading to a reversal of expectations as in the parody, and because of the ridiculousness juxtaposition between two gunslingers in a cowboy western and two people living in a double wide.

>>2747389
I saw an architecture magazine that was promoting this using osb. Wall panels, cabinetry, flooring. 'Embracing modern materials.'

Mostly huge accent swaths.

Horrifying.

>>2748344
So this is the only thing you do all day?

>>2748596
yes

>>2748613
This one is almost clever

>>2748601
The sneaky poo.
>>2748603
His and hers, hand in hand, essence meets in the pipes.
>>2748605
The big slash.
>>2748607
Steak only diet.
>>2748608
Forbidden floor.
>>2748610
Manlet prevention door.

>>2748613
Just add a bidet and it'll be a complete lifestyle machine.
>>2748614
Built by Jeffro Edison.
>>2748616
Good idea, you get to look at your bro but know he can't cut a glory hole for fear of cutting his dick.

>>2746389
How often do you really need to access the poop chute tank? Once a decade?