/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2464228
Shoot more
Invite people over to shoot
Just have guns going off all day every day until his head explodes

Get a bunch of dogs that bark non-stop. And some of those retarded roosters that crow all day and all night. And play annoying music really loud. Dirt bikes with loud assed mufflers

In other words, be the trash you were born to be.

Op here,
The only thing I'm worried about is him suing. In our last encounter, he was complaining that I could scare his horses, and buck off his niece while she is riding. He is simply setting up the narrative in which he would use in court. I tend to not be this unreasonable, but I understand how the eternal yankee operates. If the voting demographics were reversed, he wouldn't hesitate to try and fuck me over.

>>2464260
He can't sue you for that shit. The idea is laughable.

Not sure what regulations apply where you are but on days the wind is blowing his way, I'd burn a lot of wet leaves. Those things make a lot of distinctive smelling, heavy smoke.

>>2464228
Build a roost for bats as close to his property as possible. The structures are legally protected and if he does anything to disturb it he will pay plenty of fines.

long island is a fuckin cesspit. These retards are like locusts, consistently vote for more taxes and regulations, hit retirement and realize where they've lived their entire lives is too expensive, so they move down south and vote for the same shit all over. I really have no advice, but as a former long islander, I'm sorry. We're not all this way, but too many are. It was a complete culture shock when I went to college upstate, took a couple years to understand that neighbors talking to you and strangers being polite isn't some trick to fuck with you.

Be careful tho. More are coming, especially young ones, mostly teachers. which means they're even more useless and annoying than average

>>2464304
Op here, how are you people so close to being ulster Scott's, yet the purist of the puritans philosophically? Also, keep em coming boys, I'm debating of uhf and vhf annoyances.

>>2464295
KEK
boomers hate bats

>>2464228
>I am asking of legal ways to annoy the fuck out of him
Sounds like shooting your guns does the job already

Hang pic rel on a flag pole in plain sight. They all need to go back. They are moving to rural Florida too and bringing their bull shit attitude with them.

>>2464390
>ulster Scott's
lol, LI is about half guinea. some tool in my highschool got a tattoo of italy colored with their flag despite the fact that hes never fuckin been there. I wouldnt call us puritans tho, its an overall meanness and lack of actual community despite housing 7.5million people. No one's religious or complaining about gays, but no one cares about anyone else and treats everyone like a piece of shit. It's the epitome of selfish middle class bommerisms, knew kids from highschool that got kicked out at 18, parents that had zero involvement in their kids lives. It's millions of people that expect nothing but the worst from anyone else because not even their families give a shit. So you got all of that + the busybody mindset. God help you. Tho if he were real that aberration would have been removed from the gene pool long ago.

>>2464418
I've seen these flying off of lifted pickups at the Calverton range. The eastern half of LI leans red, still a shit show tho.

>>2464228
Buy a clay target thrower. Invite some buddies over to practice. Guaranteed continuous shooting for however long you want.

I’m Chinese and my father brings his shithole farming techniques with him. We have barrels of urine everywhere, if he’s downwind of it you should use collect urine or put it at the borders of the property and a “garden” so you can hit two birds. You can also do burnings to throw ash on his property. Barrels of standing water attract mosquitos. If you don’t mind scorched earth you can also attract pests like rodents or introduce cockroaches by his home. If his car is one of the newer Toyota ones they will eat the söy based tubing in his car. If his burnouts annoy you or his stalking use a dashcam and maybe say he’s menacing you and threatened you. If you love shooting that much make the property a shooting range you can charge for and make money too. To make him uncomfortable be sure to setup cameras or “cameras” everywhere so he doesn’t feel comfortable doing anything that can be used against him. If you’re friendly with the police you can have them pay him a visit or tell your friends in town to hate him.

>>2464430
>eastern half of LI leans red
Suffolk County
Grew up there.
Moved to Virginia.
Got called a damn Yankee. Until they talked to me for like ten minutes and realized I was as liberty loving as they are.
Or it mighta been the Trump whiskey glasses that did it.
Either way, I feel more comfortable and a part of the community than In did back North.

>>2464228
Based, fuck yankees.
>>2464260
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
Look up what the ordinances are for noise in your town.
>6:59:57
>*click*
>7:00:01
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Don't worry nobody will be riding horses that early.

>>2464246
Kek
>Anon turns his property into an exploding zoo and carnival to annoy the neighbors

>>2464442
He raises a good point. If the guy has horses he has lots of seed and feed to keep a health colony of rats healthy.

>>2464279
>He can't sue you for that shit. The idea is laughable.
causing disturbances that scare someones livestock is potentially illegal where I am, but it's also a heavily agriculture state. (especially if you're doing it intentionally, as OP is) I have no idea about NY

>larping as a Confederate in...New York

>>2464418
Rural Florida is disgusting, it's all rednecks in trailers

>>2464228
>Even in Jew York
Hochul made ammo illegal to buy for you peons so who cares you won't be able to shoot anyway soon

>>2464228
Your neighbor sounds cooler than you

>>2464228
They make these loud speakers that play bird predator and alarm calls constantly. Usually placed in parking areas they don't want birds shitting all over the cars or roosting in garages. Get one of those.

that's one benefit to being a yuropoor, if i want to fuck up neighbours all i need is some full garbage bags, a bluetooth speaker, waiting until 4am, and cooking supplies

you can buy air raid sirens and strobe lights, and look up styropyro on yt for instructions to make very strong weapon tier lasers and other sensory assault devices

>>2464565
Elaborate yuropooer

>>2464709
It's illegal to take a shower or flush the toilet past 8pm in europe

>>2464751
lol why
are you having a bad drought? but even so shouldn't it just be one shower per day not a prescribed time of day..

>>2464754
Think that's only in the German bughives they call cities. Faggots even have to pay for some government jobsworth to inspect their chimneys every year because they have rules and laws for nearly everything in that conformist hellhole

>>2464228
>doing burnouts
Video him and report it to your local sheriff.
Or be neighborly and offer to take him shooting. Good neighbors are good to have. Your choice.

>>2464751
That doesn't elaborate anything at all. What are the cooking supplies for?

>>2464418
It's the same with KY. We were a fly over state they never cared about unless it had to do with the Derby. Now these fucking locusts are seeping in and talking all of our farm land for subdivisions near the woodlands and rural areas to "be one with nature."

They fucked up their own states and now they think they can just get a freebie and fresh start by moving to ours and uprooting everything. They're a plague.

>>2464228
Do what my neighbor does
>Go save a bunch of pitbulls from shelters
>Put them in your yard
>They flip their shit when you come anywhere near their territory
No joke my neighbor has at least 10 of the fuckers and he has a barbed wire fence facing inwards so they don't jump out. Barking all day and night

>>2464228
Get a drone and some strong herbicide and attach it to the drone to be let loose by trigger somehow
Fly to his property when he isnt home and spray a dick shape on his lawn
Or throw seed bombs on his property, find nettles, ambrosia and poison ivy
Boomers hate dandelions

>>2465229
The euros have utensils to cut their poop down to size to make them flush without clogging the entire neighborhoods' sewer system.

>>2464228
Try caltrops for the horses.

>>2465228
I've offered multiple times. The man has plenty and better land to do it on. When I introduced myself, the first thing he brought was how loud it was and how good the building codes were. I laughed and said this area historically has had a very rich culture of hunting and target shooting, all the way back to colonial America (don't wanna give too much info because dox). I told this boomer this as literally people were mag dumping in the distance. Looked up him and wife's voting history and affiliations, and thats when I started piecing it together. The people literally thought that the land near us was a nature preserve (it's a private hunting club). Then he asked if I was going to hunt coyote. Duh, they're not even native to this area and were introduced by retarted ecolibs. He seemed offended and told me his wife feeds them.
I noticed my neighbors down the road all put up confederate flags as soon as they moved in, but in my last drive through there, they had all been removed. 8 flags. I may swing by and talk to those neighbors and see if they want some cameras.

>>2465777
>, they had all been removed.
Maybe they figured out how fucking stupid you look by putting out the losing sides flag, for a movement that was shorter than the airing of Breaking Bad

>>2465307
Yep, they are clearing the land and woods and putting up toothpick framed houses that are 4 feet from each other and charging out the ass for it. Inflation is so high in their shit hole blue states that they can sell there and their money goes further to buy up property and land here.

>>2465792
(You)

>>2465828
Breaking bad actually lasted a whole year longer

>>2465777
>they're not even native to this area and were introduced by retarted ecolibs.
coyotes? are you a troll

Dixie will never die as long as it lives in the heart of men.

>>2465836
They still sell Dixie at every single store though.
What makes you think its died?
They hold water well, for about 6 or 7 hours until the walls get wet and it ultimately collapses.
Everyone knows it was never going to replace its real counterparts.

>>2465838
I was referring to Winn Dixie, dumbass.

>>2464506
abloo bloo

>>2464563
They put these on the roofs of vancouver apartment buildings to legally remove honk and keep them from shitting up the pools. When I saw them these geese would just stand next to the speakers giving 0 fucks.

>>2465849
Winn-Dixie is still alive but now it's a Jewish grocery store.

I see a lot of these sort of questions online. I never hear the end of them after they get all the "helpful" tips. I expect everyone involved simply keeping up a bad attitude and keep doing shit that annoys the neighbor time to time with waxing and waning intensity. Escalations rarely go as planned and the dude trying different kinds of shit all day eventually overstep his ill informed boundaries and get some legal slaps on the wrist and fees at worst.
I've never ever heard someone successfully annoy their target of their ire enough to move away without burning themselves in the process somehow.

>>2464228
my grandma's neighbor bought a truckload of pig shit,supposedly for manure, and put it on his property to annoy his neighbor and it worked
it smelled very bad for months

>>2464442
Probably the best suggestion ITT
The guy sounds like a spineless busybody, his opinion should be regarded as worthless.
Don't do shit to get back at him, just do what you want without giving a shit about what he thinks.

>>2464464

*sigh*

Sneed.

>>2464228

Have teen lackeys run over his mailbox

Arrange for Wiccans to detect A Presence on his property (cost : some stolen books from a university ribrary on their culture they won’t lend out to weirdos because they never return them)

tl;dr
Get mercaptan and sprinkle it on his property via a drone every few weeks then daily overnight. The gas company can be and Will be called by people in the area, and his property can be dug up to fix the leak rather often and if the leak is never Corrected his gas can simply be shut off for safety reasons. He will be forced to move and the land will become inhabited by nudist nude yoga practicing Californian Octogenarian swingers that hold outdoor Pony BDSM gear ralleys with people electrical taped to the hoods of their white Priuses, they’ll dig a perfectly legal cesspit and cease the use of the sewers and breed 150 generations of flies, fruit flies, and wasps from their compost pile of inedible lentil vegan curry leftovers and their goats will accept the challenge of owning your vehicles with their tiny little hooves. Their feral cats will shit in your garden or flowerbed or your gravel driveway because theirs will subsume into a pair of wet muddy tracks leading to their live free poly love nest.
You’ll wish the damn Yankee was still there.

>>2465961
Jews aren’t supposed to eat shellfish
Jews at least have the decency to look you in the eye when Jewing you.

A Muslim will shank your daughter for being outside at university unaccompanied when walking back to her dorm in the dark and simply evade being found guilty by swapping ID cards, classes, cellphones, and dorm rooms with a different Imzamamulhaq Ridishi at the same university when the slightest suspicion befalls him so the genetic test of a portion of the copious semen left in the victims bellybutton fails to match his.

Meth lab ingredients and glass laboratory equipment / pressure cookers, enameled pots and a few boxes of actual Sudafed pills would be enough, but a large amount of a lye spill near his driveway might convince a prosecutor that he might Not be a cooker but at least someone that “knows something” about a local or distant meth cooker. He won’t get off lightly as he has nobody to finger.

>>2464228
you're over 1500 feet from him, and the shooting still aggravates ?
i could see it being absolutely fucking horrible having a neighbor a hundred feet or so shooting all day (like, i would probably be thinking of ways to make them fall into an open pit or something), but that far off it's gotta be pretty muffled?

if it's pissing him off as much as you say, well then you've already found the best way to annoy him, right?

>>2464228
Get an air cannon for bird control if you're zoned ag. I know people zoned ag with active farms that get complaints to the city for it.

>>2464228
Small engine noise. It's my biggest annoyance since working from home as the landscapers are retarded and do one house on the street a day and drive all over rather than doing the street in a day. So it's constant 2-3 hours a day every day, even fucking Saturday.

>>2464228
This isnt my first rodeo so here are proven ways to piss people off legally

>get a bunch of poorly trained dogs that bark all day
>wasp farm
>do night soil gardening (you wont smell it after a week but theyll never get used to the smell)
>play random loud noises in bursts at 2am-4am but intermittently so they cant record it
>WASP FARM

>>2464246
>>2464442
A chicken coup with an open air poop storage ditch, you get free eggs + smell + noise

>>2464751
No it isn't lmao, it's just a bughive thing

>>2464228
Start taking up beekeeping at the property line. Also set up bird feeders close to his car.

>>2465792
Lmao based

>>2468415
How come the smell would only affect them?

>>2465307
Have you considered not losing the war and being a traitor? Finna carpet-bag these nutz across your face lmao

>>2465961
That explains the abnormally large kosher section. One near me has a rather large selection of packaged meat, prices are insanely high. I grew up in an area with quite a few Jewish delis and butchers, prices were always reasonable and you got good value for the cost.. especially the delis.

>>2464228
>straight pipe a V8 and find excuses to run it, or get into amateur racing and “tune your racecar” often
>plant arbor vitaes right on or next to the property line so he has to trim them
>figure out noise ordinances and follow them to a T (ex: party extremely loudly until 10pm then cut it at 10:00:01)
>take up woodworking or machining/welding and set up shop near the property line, being sure to use brushed power tools as often as you can
>plant morning glory near the property line
>replace your lawn with clover so his gets overgrown with clover
>purchase an M82 and train with it irregularly but often enough to be a problem
>get a harley and straight pipe it, or at least make it louder
>purchase a gasoline power washer and find excuses to use it
>install a gas generator and have it scheduled to test at 6:30am on saturday
>feed the wildlife, which will attract them to and destroy his vegetable gardens
> dig out and fill a small pond, which will attract hoards of mosquitos to the area
im sure i can think of others but thats all i got for now

>>2464246
>>2468615
Dogs don't deserve to be raised purely out of spite.
Guinea fowls are more consistently loud that any chicken breed, and are delicious.
t. POKEE-POKEE-POKEE connaisseur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s58XrOH_WcI

>>2469160
don't bother, he'll(with his nieces help) probable "rescue the poor bee's" while simultaneously killing off your hives(common practice if you are new beekeepers)

Also this guy is pulling what several somewhat disabled people in the Twin Cities are regularly observed to do. Fishing for lawsuits. If you don't shovel and salt your sidewalk IMMEDIATELY after/during a storm, they'll run up to, then slowly in an extra, badly done walk to "TRIP AND FALL AND SUE YOUR ASS".

This guy is fishing for rope to sue you, blame any harm to his "precious niece", "horses", and property. He also mentioned local building codes. So ANYTHING on your property is being eyed by him to either be "randomly" inspected for violations and "to be made no longer safe for inhabitation/usage"

Get some gates(with locks), lots of camera's(and the more hidden ones watch said cameras in the open/angles not covered). This guy is playing both short ball and long term. Those flags disappearing means he has lawyers, judge friends, or enough money to start doing shit.

This guy doesn't sound Jewish, Black, White, etc. This guy sounds VEGAN. No harm to animals, all wildlife should be able to be fed, overpopulate an area, natural predators get penned up and fed veggies type.

Standard Vegan shit should do. Don't blame his horses for him and his families shitty personalities.

Also, try to get some Federal and State Protected wildlife, that doesn't mind gunfire, to SETTLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORS PROPERTY. Pay for the INSPECTORS TO SEE, CATALOGUE, register them and laugh as he is officially informed he is no longer allowed to keep horses on his property because the endangered snail/rat/bird/etc habitat is threatened by their behavior.

>>2470589
>he'll(with his nieces help) probable "rescue the poor bee's" while simultaneously killing off your hives
Tbf, if you've got cameras in place, you could probably already hammer the neighbor for
>trespass
>theft
>property damage
right there if the basedtard does that. Not a lawyer, though, so I could be wrong. But it should work that way in theory, at least.

>>2464228
>>in b4 go talk to him
>Tried to be nice, even went over there and introduced myself. His back handed remarks and sense of superiority (loser union truck driver, boomer) is somewhat hard to deal with.
doesnt mean you shouldnt try and be a good neighbor, he probably thought yo had a shitty additude as well

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>>2464228
Put up a bunch of floodlights around the property line. This will attract a lot of insects and spiders. Keep that shit away from your house but as close to theirs as possible. Buy some bees (bumblebees, honey bees, etc) and release them. Perhaps make some bee hives and place them toward their property. Disguise them under some bushes or something. If you are a bit of a celt take up the bagpipes. Nothing enrages a yankee more than the sound of the bagpipes.

>>2469169
>constitution allows states to legally separate
>"civil war" implies two sides trying to control the other when in fact it was a group of people that legally wanted to go their own way
>you support battering spouses and forcing people to stay in a "marriage".

Someday you will understand that free people don't want the fetid cock of big government up their ass and want to be left alone. Then again people like you are an NPC and a blight on wherever you end up.

>>2470849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9VOQk1sgKU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6C4hZf6Mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHkmNShWnw

>>2470849
>>2470856
I am laughing at this idea.

https://youtu.be/pom0AuuvFrI

Make an outdoor fire place and patio with ventilated grates cut to say “happy holocaust “

>>2469169
Kentucky didn't secede, genius.

Go to alibaba, buy a wifi jammer. The things are illegal as shit and the FTC heavily regulates anything like that from being sold by US based companies, but alibaba sellers will gladly ship them here since they are used in "testing environments". They're also a fraction of the price.

Get one that covers the most frequencies with the highest gain antennas. Next get an empty pringles can, cut it in half lengthwise. Have the interior portion placed behind the antennas, facing towards his house, so the outside of the can is facing towards your house.

With high gain antennas and the pringle can it will literally jam every single wireless signal on his property. He can't use wifi or his phone. None of his devices will work. His boomer tier iPad and Laptop and Smart TV will all appear to be failing along with his router, he could end up spending thousands to replace them only for the same exact problem to occur.

Sign him up for informational scientology packets. Sign him up for mormon missionary visits. Register his address for those car warranty websites to send information. Browse porn sites, click through every single ad until they take you to a site where you can sign up and enter his name and his address in an information field.

Buy a mail order bride from Romania. Make sure she’s a gypo fag. Slowly bring her family over. Let them destroy your neighbors house.

Bonus points if you can make him look xenophobic for hating Romanian immigrants. Not that Gypsies are people

Not OP but my neighbor has been making sleep almost impossible for a few months now. I think he's using a stereo or something to vibrate the rooms. It is a town house. What can I effectively do to stop it? I've thought about wifi jammers and have some parts coming in the mail relatively soon. What equipment would I need to accurately record the vibrations for proof or to be able to use my own speakers to play it back and nullify the sounds? I have work in the morning and I've been awake for almost 33 hours now.

>>2471197
Find his power panel, cut the tag, shut it off, cheap padlock the panel shut; might not work very long (however long the power company takes to get there) but you'll be able to get a little sleep.

>>2464228
Well you're an american
The only solution is hand built, blackpowder cannons

Tell me I'm wrong you fat cunt?

>>2465792
Our countrymen literally die for israel

>>2464418
aaaaaahhhh a flag!

>>2464506
then stay the fuck out in your liberal containment zone nigger

>>2469169
stay in the shithole you made nigger everywhere rural and decent is full

>>2468160
>there are fates worse than death
>its cal*fornians
Gonna give me nightmares, boss.

>>2469169
Have you considered not losing the war and being a zogbot? Finna taliban these nutz across your face lmao

>>2464228
>Put his house on a buch of free mailing lists, subscribe his email to a bunch of news letter, send glitter bombs, pizzas and gay escorts.
Are my go toos.

But
If you want to reply fuck him over, if he has a wife, send him a used pair of panties from a prostitute, with a letter attached saying how you wanted him to have a souvenir of last night. Signed with the name of one of his female coworkers.

>>2464413

>>2471223
I have a crawl space in the room that shares a support wall with their home and have considered going in there. The chinese parts just came in. After the workout I plan to experiment with it. Will explore this option after I've decided how fucked I'll be if they find out.

>>2464228
https://youtu.be/g5WTmM38az8
Get cheap pawnshop small engines and remove the muffler from them. Get some good hearing protection and let that bitch run. Also spread some gravel where he does the burnouts.

>>2471528
Nope. Sorry poorfag. I'm working remote and fucking your hick daughters.

>>2469810
Holy fuck these are loud, all OP has to do is get them going consistently in the middle of the night and those retirees will be having strokes soon

>>2464228
1.) Drop an old trailer on your property as close to his house as you can
2.) Rent trailer to niggers
3.) Profit???
4.) After he moves burn the trailer down

>>2471852
>Also spread some gravel where he does the burnouts.
spread tar instead, he will have loads of fun trying to clean that shit off

>>2464246
Seconding the chickens, but get normal hens and mate them to a fighting rooster so they can take care of themselves. Then build something for them to nest on about 9 feet above the ground, with wire on the bottom that they shit through. Easy source of guano fertilizer.

You could also build a pigeon coop at about the same height for squab and more guano. They'll root around in his garden.

Put up cameras all over your property so you can bust his ass on the chance he likes to steal, then let the cops deal with it.

Other than that invest in a really loud engine and rev it early in the morning and on weekends. Have barbeques and parties.

Also have you considered having the local romeo fuck his wife, and then let him know about it (ideally with video evidence)? Property gets sold in a divorce.

>>2472827
Isn't step 5 burn? Step 4 is evi---

>>2465469
>Go save a bunch of pitbulls from shelters
>kill them immediately because they are nigger dogs
Better

>>2464228
Horses aren't difficult to poison.

>>2472827
>To get rid of the snake problem, I bought these badgers

>>2464228
Get a bunch of extra large "TRUMP 2024", DeSantis and MAGA flags on 20 foot flagpoles.
Nothing makes a NE Libfag boomer seethe more than anything 'Trump'.

It's political speech and thus protected and he can't do shit about it but seethe.

>>2464228
Rape them to assert dominance. Have some plausible deniability and don't be on camera.

>>2473342
After thinking about it, you should conspire to have the local poon hounds seduce his wife, get caught in the act, then humiliate him about it and use the backchannel ladies gossip to pressure her to divorce him. He'll lose the house in the divorce along with half his income.

Use the enemy's tools against them.

When we get complaints about shooting, we just shoot more. He can move if he doesn’t like it.