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2422827 No.2422827 [Reply] [Original]

Because their ol' lady or friend's ol lady is a biggin?

Ol' Marge down der she dun lives by duh river went on ahead and sat her big ol' fat ass down on my couch right yander and wouldn't ya know it she leg broke i reckon she dun be bout 400lbs by now i do declare well i looked at Shirley and i said lord almighty we gotta do somethin bout this before she come over again we we dun did we went to the lumber store and bought myself some wood and had to reenforce the couch ya see we drilled it right into the bottom so it realeased and balances dat der tension in the center and ol' Marge doesn't feel embarassed again although she really should lose some weight but that aint' my place to say thats Jim Bob's job ya hear

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>> No.2422896

>>2422827
You think this is funny?
I've already had to pony up cash for something sturdier than the basic IKEA bed base slats because making love to a big boned woman will really push swedegeneering past its piney limits.
I wanna say it was worth it because she was really sweet, but goddamn pain in the ass because I really liked the basic flush slats and they don't make em anymore, these days it's all arched shit and I can feel them curb even thru the mattress.
Look, all I'm saying is Queen was right.

>> No.2422899

>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following:

>b. Indecipherable text
>d. Ironic shitposting

>> No.2422902

>>2422896
Ikea is for poor people (college kids and europeans)

>> No.2422905

>>2422899
6) Image is extremely high quality. Its 960x720 HD

b. You aint from dixieland, are ya boy?
d. it aint a shitpost if i'm just wonderin' if ya'll have to reinforce your furniture on account of heffer women?