/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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I don't really know how good or not these stories are, but you asked.

>Degenerate son
Working away in a snazzy penthouse, apparently alone. Random dude comes out of a bedroom, screaming why the fuck we are there - shoving chairs and pushing furniture just losing his shit. We hustle out and call the home owner. Turns out his son was on drugs and on some kind of bender, showed up sometime before we arrived and passed out. Owner was pretty embarrassed.

>Ex KGB
One of my clients has one eye, is around 7 feet and walks around with a giant magnifying glass to point things out. He spent the first half of his life in the KGB doing god knows what. He's really into his backyard, plants etc. After working for him a few times I couldn't get a read on him, I could tell he was a good guy but very very rough oldschool Russian. I was in the area and thought it would be a good idea to go into his yard, steal some apples and send him a photo. He thought it was hilarious. I'm to date the only person allowed in his home unsupervised.

>Kimono Lady
Shes I guess quasi famous, not an actress but a VIP. I've never been in her house and she wasn't in a beautiful kimono. I go there to fix her marble and... wax the inside of her black toilets. Thats right, she calls a plumber in to drain the toilets, then I put a quick layer of paste wax in the bowl, buff it off with some steel wool and thats it. She says she likes the way the water rounds up. $350/toilet

>Mila Jovovich
Be me, doing service calls in a high end new development. Have a list of units, knock on the door, Mila opens up. I act like I don't know who she is and just behave normally "Hi I'm Anon, I'm here to fix your stone, should take at most an hour". I fixed some chips around the stove, did a bit of silicone and we shared niceties. Half way through a flurry of people managing the site freak out that I'm there, apologizing to her. She didn't care, I didn't care, I finished, I left. Uneventful.

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