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>> No.2736541 [View]
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Would leaving a BNC adaptor plugged into a SMA port on a spectrum analyzer risk causing damage to the front end similar to leaving a antenna hooked up to it, even when turned off?

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>>2714176
>be me
>get phone call
>Thick russian accent "You are the man who fix marble, correct? Be at this address tomorrow at 4:00. Works?"
>Go to ordinary house in a middle/upperclass subdivision
>walk inside, it's literally palace tier finishing all over. Ornate gold fixtures, marble walls etc.
>Talk to an old man and his wife, wife gives me email address, including her last name
>tfw you google them and the dude is wanted by every agency internationally
>tfw you take the job and there are john wick looking people watching you all day

Obviously I would never snitch on him because I don't want to be in danger, but he was a very ruthless, dangerous man according to what I read online. We talked about dogs and had many espressos together. I worked alone just in case.

>be me, 2019, massive home
>feels like im in a 80's action movie set of a Russian mobster, massive property, black terriers roaming outside
>Underpriced the job by mistake, too nervous to adjust
>job goes well, go to get paid
>guy tells me "I know you priced too low, I wont pay a penny more, but I will give you advice...In the beginning of next year, sell all your stocks, buy them back later, you'll see"
>I shit you not. Covid happens, stocks collapse in february (several months after I did the job) and I immediately thought of that guy

>be me, apprentice, in house of a known leader of a big gang,
>middle of a normal town, but the interior is gorgeous, ferrari in the garage etc.
>hear knock on the door, guy banging while I'm running my machine
>usually watched by mountain man covered in tattoos, but he's not around
>look to the door, guys wearing ski goggles and losing his mind trying to get me to open the door
>raise hands in the air, nope... not opening it, walk away and look for mountain man
>he opens the door, its the head of the gang, grabs my neck and tells me I did good. picrel

I have so many. Degenerate son, kimono lady, mannequin guy, tiny mobster, border crossing, sad ones etc.

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I'm a civil / systems engineer turned tech bro

What'll happen to me?

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>>2434162
>model sub gets blown up
>bunch of tiny bodies float to the surface
>mfw I never put any minifigs in there

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>>2400466
>170,000 psi
Holy shit. Are you a wizard?

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