/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2715968
>straight faced
This happened to me.. three times? I can think of. Basically a client with a wild house, but I have to act like it's not the first time I walked into a place with 400 cactus plants that looked like penises and penis sculptures and penis art all over the walls. You'd expect a "don't mind all the dicks" but nooo it's just straight faced normal "take a look at my shower" so you spend like, 4 days in a house just wondering if it's ever going to be talked about, and you KNOW at dinner hes having a laugh that "the tradie didn't bring up the dicks" while chatting up his pals. Anyways. So far it was that, a guy with thousands of pictures/sculptures of elephants - from baseboard to crown molding, tens of thousands probably, his towels were folded like elephants, his mailbox was an elephant, he drove a grey car with an elephant something vanity plate.... Also the dude who was really into mannequins, like a bunch in every room posed and all, but no clothes or anything, just a bunch of cool (some were glass) mannequins.

Oh, and the pedophile. Worked for a guy who was super creepy. Kids toys all over, really awkward conversations, just felt really creepy. After I left I googled him and found out he was a sex offender who had just served a serious sentence. I don't remember the charges or wtv but he was I guess a very rich sex offender.