/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20460873
You had better start being 150% less foreign PRONTO.

Nice looking food, anon. I hope it was good.

phwoar looks lush lad

>>20460873
>soggy, burned fries (I know - weird!)
>no peas
>no Earl Grey
Sad...

>>20460885
Those are all good things, anon.
Do not give peas a chance, they suck.
Soggy fries are good if they are still hot.
Tea is for relaxing not for eating fast food with.

now that’s a proper scran

>>20460873
I’m muslim and I can’t eat fish but I love fucking british slags outside pubs

>>20460933
>I’m muslim and I can’t eat fish
>that level of low effort bait

I ate a fish fry yesterday with a side of MANHATTAN clam chowder. Miss me with that yankee cream trash.

>>20460937
They get drunk and argue with their white boyfriends before coming to us trying to make them jealous lol

>>20460957
Don't care about your larp mate, just pointed that muslims CAN eat fish.

>>20460960
Why did you assume those two statements are related

>>20460960
>doesn’t care about hilarious shitpost
>replies instantly despite not caring
Have sex loser

>>20460970
im jewish

>>20460933
>be a prankster
>have a trickster wife
>conceive child
>hatch hilarious prank
>pretend to be muslim, raise child as such
>make up random rules for carpet kissing child
>'we can't eat fish, it's absolutely harem!'
>die laughing
>child grows up, full of '''muslim''' zeal
>confused by mockery of others
>dismisses real muslims as infidel pretenders
>finally makes the hajjina to macca
>they have heard of this vile cube, source of all sins
>suicide bombs mecca to earn their 40 vegans
>'ADMIRAL AKBAR!'

>>20460990
>>20460996
Into the sissy cage you go bottoms

>>20460960
Muslims can eat pork under certain conditions too, though it's shit like to prevent LITERAL starvation or to hide your religion.

>Bong spam on every board

>>20460933
>I’m muslim and I can’t eat fish
fish is made from pork now?

>>20460873
Tomato sauce on your chips instead of malt vinegar? Sus.

>>20461070
Or just to be a good guest. Reminder that Muslim immigrants who refuse haram meat have no intention of being goid guests.

>>20460873
>Corr got an absolute whopper from chippy
It never looks good on a plate, this needs to be eaten from paper.

Ketchup? . . . .seriously??

>>20460885
Chips from Fish and chips should be soft with just a bit of crisp on the edges. They should be triple cooked ideally.

>>20460873
The fries look great but ketchup instead of mayo with fries is genuinely subhuman. I always thought that only americans were too dumb to understand this because their soybean mayo (lol) is so dogshit...

>>20461315
>hur dur muricans
They are the WORST

>>20461315
>mayo

You know fish and chips is generally covered in malt vinegar and salt right? You need a sauce with a bit of sharpness.

If you have to have something with mayo, at least have tartare sauce.

>>20460952
>fish fry

You mean a fried fish? Why can't Burgers speak English?

Ketchup on fish and chips? What the fuck, OP . . .

>>20461315
>obsessed with everything America does
>down to posting using American slang picked up from years of posting American memes on American-created sites
>pretends dipping their American-style fast food fries in lard-ass mayo is somehow a smug own
You do you, Pierre. Enjoy being raped to death by Muslims.

>>20461347
Since we both know you've spent your entire life consuming American cultural farts and you're obsessed with everything America does, are you really going to pretend you don't know what a "fish fry" is in this context given that it may have been a simple type-o? I mean, I get that familiarity breeds contempt and you all have a constant need to save face due to the utter *humiliation* that America's superiority and your vassal status causes you, but c'mon bro...

>>20460873
Chips look a bit over done, that fish looks ace tho.
I can never understand putting a chippy on a plate, it must be eaten in the box with mushy peas and if you want a buttered barm.

>>20460873
This is why Americans are so FAT

>>20460933
>I’m muslim and I can’t eat fish
Either you got an allergy (which sucks for you) or you don't know your own religion well.

>>20460990
>>20460996
Kikes detected.

Cor blimey mate

>>20461402
ratatoulle cousins

>>20460879
forran

>>20460996
kek pretty good anon

>>20460873
you paid for those fries? they look microwaved lmoa

>>20460873
that food has at least 1800 calories in it.

>>20460873
The fish looks like a small kitten in the thumbnail.

>>20461321
holy shit bongs really litter that much? its worse than niggers

>>20460873
That looks super good. t. dutchie

>>20460885
>fries
Die in a fryer

>>20460873
for me it's curry sauce

>>20460885
>soggy
They're greasy - it's totally different and incredibly delicious and artery-clogging
>fries
Thanks for telling on yourself, culture-less tastelet

>>20461106
This comment is typed in English.

>>20466525
Which Bongs can't communicate in, "innit?" Have you seen how they spell?

>>20467078
That picture would only makes sense if it were 4chan.us, but it's .org which is an international tld.

>>20467091
It’s owned by a nip and hosted on servers in the UK so there’s fuck all American about it anyway.

>>20460879
You too bud, i'm native in my own cuntry

>>20467094
All the Janny’s are gooks now as well.

>>20467091
moot only picked .org because they're almost always cheaper a .com TLD

>>20467094
>It’s owned by a nip
CIA asset living in Paris

>>20467094
>lol this site and culture i'm obsessed with has fuck all to do with the US
You people are delusional. lol

>>20467102
>calling others delusional when he calls gookmoot a "CIA asset"
lol
lmao

>>20467112
>bunch of non-american worldoid tourists with no free speech get corralled on to an obsolete, abandoned American site from the 00's
>so they can all get honey potted by Five Eyes
>slowly start to believe they are just like the American autists they imitate
>*unjustified national smugness to save face intensifies*
LOL Sucks to be vassals with no freedom, huh? Can't say what you feel so you come here to be "anonymous". Better watch that social credit score!

>>20467178
>incoherent buzzword-laden schizo vomit
i don't know what i expected

>>20467221
>I can't read
You can expect a visit from the local constable speech inspector from Bongland Yard. Hide your spoons, Nigel!

>>20467235
I’m Finnish.

>>20467243
>I'm Finnish
AHA HA HAH HA HA HA. Finland???? Just looked it up. Seems pretty gay. The US military occupies your snownigger shithole, too. Make sure you replace the air freshener when you detail my jet, faggot.

Have you bought any Big Mac merch in your Finland McDonalds clothing store?

>>20467102
>>20467178
>>20467235
>>20467303
this nigga speaks like a 4chan ChatGPT lmao

>>20461347
We do things a little differently here in the Great Lakes, chief.

>>20467303
>going to mcdonald's
>in Finland
Do you even Hesburger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8wjmjY2LA

>>20460873
british people happily eating soggy ass fries and pretending they're good offends me more than the grooming gangs

THEY'RE NOT FUCKING FRIES YOU RETARDED YANK FUCKS

>>20467900
are they not fried? or have they been "chipped". No? okay then

>>20467900
You're literally obsessed with everything Americans do. You copy them, consume their farts from cradle to grave, and follow them around the internet to all the cool sites and services they create in the hope of communicating and entertaining yourself in ways you could never dream of in your backwards, boring, irrelevant shitholes.

A "thank you" would suffice but do not dare presume to lecture Americans on anything "whilst" you willingly have "yankee" dicks in your anus, mouth, ears, and eye sockets

>>20461315
for me its tartar sauce, the patrician's fry condiment

>>20460933
>love fucking british slags outside pubs
How many STIs have you caught?

>>20460885
>Burned fries
I don't think the chips are burned, as such, I think they're just greasy and soggy. Still not great but not quite as agregious as all that.
>>20469229
I maintain that tartar sauce is one of those condiments that can basically go with anything. I've happily eaten it with steak.

>>20467931
They have been chipped, you fucking idiot

>>20461402
every little parisian kid should have a rifle with snake shot supplied to them by the government. Rat problem would be solved overnight
Maggot problem might arise in the weeks soon after, though.

>>20460885
HOMOSEXUAL!