/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20394703
I like tortillas. Sounds like a (You) problem, bucko.

we grow it because it makes money. we eat it because it's cheap. both things are possible because it's the crop with the single largest calorie-to-landspace ratio in the entire world. it pisses you off because it's success reminds you of your failures

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>>20394864
corn is pure sugar, only americans are proud of that shit

>>20394947
Fuck all foreigners

It's native to America, easy to grow, and very versatile (sugar, corn flour, cornmeal, etc...)

Though I do wonder how much we would actually use it if it wasn't subsidized.

>>20394703
I love corn

>>20395029
of children. Love pre teen hard corn. (PTHC)

>>20394703
US cawn feeds almost 100 countries, so much so that if the exports ever stopped about 90 countries would have a food crisis within weeks. cawn is a very important and nutritious crop

>>20395056
Oops *corn

>>20394968
>how much we would actually use
A metric shitton, just like we did before it was subsidized. to get production increased enough to supply 15% of our gasoline.
>it if it wasn't subsidized
It's not subsidized, the tax is simply collected at a different time, corn earmarked for use as a fuel additive isn't taxed at harvest, it's taxed at the pump.

>>20395062
cawn I says

>>20395066
children can consent tho so there is that.

>>20395068
oops *corn

>>20395075
cawn

>>20395049

>of children

No, it's corn that's not ripe yet.

>>20395077
Hardcore Child Pornography.

>>20395082
You don't like toddler corn?

Mmm

Dolls help u get release.

Do I make you corny?

the hell is happening in this thread?
anyways im about to use some corn starch to make a cheesecake this weekend

>>20395123
Dolls help prevent the proliferation of kiddie corn.

>tfw baby corn is one of the most popular forms of corn

>>20395123
some autist is *really* ass blasted about corn.

>>20395160
Fucking LOVE kiddie corn.

>>20395160
you mean cawn

>>20394703
I like burbon

>>20395682
*bourbon
sorry…

>>20394703
imagine you are ten years old. you live in the countryside. On a Sunday afternoon you drive out on the backroads with your parents, until you find a farm with a corn stand. it's run by the farmer's children. they give you a bag with 10 fresh cobs.

you drive home. your parents ask you and your sibling to shuck the corn; you have fun removing the leafy and stringy exterior, and once you're done you start messing around and throwing the pieces at each other. you smile. it's summer. your mother takes the corn inside.

at dinner time she boils the corn for cobs for five minutes each and then serves them with a healthy amount of butter and salt. you bite into them and feel the delicious sweetness. you can only get so much of the corn in each bite, because you're young, and you marvel at your dad who can reduce the cob to almost nothing.

when your mom asks you if you'd like a second, you say yes emphatically. you're loved. you have a family. you're happy. it feels like the summer will never end.

this is why we grow corn anon.

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>>20395715
>he boils the corn for cobs

Corn is best directly from the cob freshly plucked.

>>20395715
and we had BLT's with garden fresh tomatoes too

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>>20395734
maize

>>20395747
larper detected. no one actually enjoys that. you either boil it or grill it, those are the options

>>20395775
corn

>>20394864
>because it's the crop with the single largest calorie-to-landspace ratio in the entire world
I mean, it's not. It's well behind both sweet and non sweet potatoes

>>20394703
GARMONBOZIA

>>20394864
I find that hard to believe. Even the harvested part is 90% unusable.

>>20394703
>Why do we bother with this crap?
Nobody cares about corn.
>Who are we fooling?
Mexicans, carp and chickens.

I'm gonna be hitting the garden hard this year and I want to try growing some glass gem corn, pic related. Hoping they don't lose all that novel color when they get cooked.

>>20395775
my diamonds yellow like a corn is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjN5-f2MNWM

>>20394703
Nothing wrong with some juicy corn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoBibAEHgM

>>20394703
It saved pilgrims from starving 400 years ago or whatever and now we continue to pretend it's good when it's not

>>20395077
For me, it's cone.

>>20396122
This makes mustard gas. I mean popcorn, it makes popcorn. Don't use this stuff for normal corn it'll be bad

>>20394864
t.pissed off corn farmer

>>20394703
that's what they feed to livestock

I had a slice of corn pizza the other day. It had like this jalapeno oil base. Oaxaca cheese. Roasted corn, cilantro, tajin, lime/sour cream drizzle. Something else I can't remember.

Fucking delicious.

>>20394947
Damn right. Yeehaw!

>>20397679
>Roasted corn
see with all the gredients you listed and the fact the cawn is roasted sounds like something I need to try. that sounds fucking awesome.

What the?! I didn't ask for a corn thread!

>>20394703
One of the most efficient calories per acre even when you're not destroying the soil

>>20394864
I suppose it's subsidizes to hell and back because of this reason? Kek. You're a moron.

>>20396079
Most corn grown is for animal feed. It's all edible to hogs. Humanity has tricked itself into eating the food we used to fatten up our REAL food. No better than a China man eating dog food.

Real comfy in winter with some butter

>>20394703
Sounds like SOMEone doesn't know the glory of elote.

>>20397993
of course it is. corn/soybean farmers are the biggest welfare queens in the country

>>20398864
if corn was good the slop wouldn't be necessary

>>20395747
when sweet corn season is bussin you don't even need to cook it; i usually don't.
love me some peaches n cream

>>20395123
the cheesecake, made with 2 teaspoons of corn starch

>>20398951
So you don't season any of your food the then right???? Because everything you eat is so good it doesn't need it????
So meat.... No seasoning???
Your pasta... No sauce?????
Your vegatables... Nothing added?
Because it is all good on its own right???????????????????????????

>>20394844
So do I, but what does this have to do with corn?

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>>20399841
>So meat.... No seasoning???
Correct

yurostanis will never, EVER know the taste of fresh sweet corn right off the cob
what a miserable shit hole continent, putin please nuke it

>>20398102
>This
The only corn with eating is corn bread and popcorn.

>>20398864
This doesn't even look good. Like wtf is all that slop? Looks like a tub of mayo with paprika and chili powder in it.

>>20400498
Have you ever eaten anything other than turkey sandwiches on white bread?

>>20400342
>this kills the new worlder

>>20394703
I'm mexican and I kind of get you. I don't like some native plants as well like cacti or tomatoes for some odd reason. Corn is not on the list tho

>>20394703
Corn is delicious. Juicy, hot, served with butter.
Corn season is kino too

>>20399841
you are correct but you type like you are extremely retarded
try not to spend all the internet time you're allowed on 4chan

>>20398864
elote is the way

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>>20398864
Disgusting mexican't tier

>>20394947
I've always wondered. How the hell do you get corn syrup from corn. Corn doesn't even taste sweet and if you squeeze it nothing but corn flavored water comes out

>>20395029
If you love it so much, why don't you marry it, dork?

>>20395775

I don't understand how corn can be healthy when we can't even digest it. I got some mixed frozen veggies and when I pooped them out there were just whole corn kernels yellow as the sun dotting my turds. Our bodies literally cannot even break corn down. No way it's good for us

>>20405262
Who said anything about it being healthy?

>>20405262
>white people can digest milk :)
>brown people can digest cor :(

>>20394703
the three sisters are sacred to the americas.
though they credit chinese soy for saving us from the dust bowl.
so maybe 4 sisters now

>>20405262
When you chew it you're still extracting the inner part. That's why you taste some sweetness. You can digest that. We don't really digest the skin on any fruit or vegetable, it's just most noticeable with corn.

>>20405262
chew your crud goyim

>>20405087
corn is not sweet? wtf are you talking about nigger

>>20394703
it's used because it's any easy way to get glyphosate in every fucking food, poisoning the entire food supply

Corn: the food of the nation.

>>20405087
Corn is starchy, like all fucking grains and even potatoes. Starch is basically pure sugar, and can be metabolized by your body for energy, but doesn't have a particularly sweet taste. However, the big, tasteless polysaccharide that is starch is broken down on an industrial scale to the sweet-tasting monosacchrides glucose and fructose using enzymes very similar to the ones your own body uses to do the same. The end result is a product that can be used to sweeten.

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>>20402285
So you are both autistic then right? You only eat unseasoned food? And you are both trying to act superior about it? Do you not eat out? Do you only eat unseasoned chicken breasts and uncooked vegetables????

I look down on people who call it maize

>>20406830
theres a difference between seasoning and coating your food until its literally sopping wet dripping with sugar sauces and goyslop spices
again, if corn was good the slop would be unnecessary

>>20407530
corn only needs butter and salt