/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dis nigga need a boat to go shopping lmao

>>20389760
as a an autistic grocery store wagie I enjoy facing products, dont take that away from me

I guess the real question is, how does this correlate to tip culture? Personally, I believe that most people who say they don't tip at all probably just tip the bare minimum. Now, they are pissed they have to tip delivery app drivers ahead of time or they might not get their goyslop.

>>20389785
>I'm so busy
>I'm so busy
>please don't talk to me
>but rape my bussy

>Never tip pizza guy.
>They eventually start hinting at a tip at the door "haha jus tryna get those tips man jus tryna pay off dis car" (its always one a pizza guy could never afford)
>They eventually start putting this on your boxes, or even attach a job application to it if they haven't been reminded of their place in a while
>Continue not tipping
>They eventually decide to deliver your pizza cold and late, or shake up your soda or eat one of your wings or something, or even steal your lawn
>Complain
>Get free pizza for complaining, hot and promptly delivered
>Delivery kid still hasn't learned his lesson, mutters under his breath at me as he leaves
>Call the store saying I found spit on my pizza and say I saw him messing with it
>He gets arrested and is facing charges for tampering with food
Post other ebin lifehacks and money saving tips ITT

>>20389803
>or even steal your lawn
me when anon doesnt tip15% of $25

>>20389803
>or even steal your lawn

The next morning anon stepped out and there was only bare concrete left.

Sometimes.

As a wagie myself, I know they don't always take care of it throughout the day due to short staffing and call-offs.

>>20389803
Both parties here are selfish pricks and I'm glad I'll never use doordash or any fucking food delivery garbage.
Holding the hot pizza box on my lap on the way home in winter is so nice.

>>20389760
>Do you ever help pull items forward
Yes but I'm not doing it for the wagies, I'm doing it for the other custies because wagies can't be trusted to do shit.

>>20390105
Based protector.

>>20389760
I worked retail briefly and ever since i'll instinctually face items after taking one or if i notice something egregious.
Dont want the boss seeing and thinking they need to have a talk with the wagies.

>>20389760
I normally only do this when I’m buying something but want to check if the items behind the front one are fresher.

One thing I always do though is when I grab a basket with plastic tubes on metal handles I always recenter the tubes (you’re welcome Trader Joe’s wagies).

>>20390068
That still doesnt count as losing your virginity, anon

>>20389803
And then everybody clapped

>>20389760
Yeah, often. I sometimes feel like some people will miss it and be sad. I feel sad when I think I missed an item I came for.

I also help smol bitches, old n young, pull from the top shelf. I'm only 5'8", but I can usually help. A week ago I saw a young weeb kid and her mom trying to find mirin. Had it clipped and visible on their phone. They were saying they were gonna leave and try regular vinegar, but I saw the phone and the top shelf, barely. I mentioned I saw/asked what they were looking for, and its up there in the tall man land. I set aside my basket, picked up a bottle of balsamic, and used it to tug the mirin to where I could reach. Halfway up the shelf. My minimal height of 6+ inches on them helped. Its nice to be nice. They thanked me a lot and the daughter was talking about w.e weeb shit they were gonna make as I left asap. (Public encounters weird me out s bit.) They got the last bottle.

The real question is.. when you buy 2 or 3 more than you need and there's just ONE left.. do you leave the one, since you've hoarded enough, or do you clean house?

I get by in life well enough, but please, somebody, rate me on a 1 to 10 scale of retarded and austimo?

Always ask for a number. When in doubt ask!

>>20391105
What if you're old? Kids like instas or snaps or w.e now. Even old ladies do. I have all these, but I dont use them or procure my image on them.

>>20390105
>I'm not doing it for the wagies, I'm doing it for the other custies

Same here, I do this on a regular basis, sometimes when items have gotten really mixed up by shitbags I'll put them in the right spot if it won't take too long.

>>20391142
Ask for a home address instead.

>>20389760
The only reason I ever do this is because I constantly see thurdies hiding shit in the back behind the wrong merchandise hoping it'll still be there on foodstamp day. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

I did merchandizing for 3 years so the urge is ingrained but I can overcome it now. I'll do it if the stocker is nearby, though

I do it too. If there are any small empty boxes in chillers I'll move them out of the way as well, and if there's stuff in the wrong place I will more often than not try to put it back in its original place. Four years of retail just can't be turned off.

>>20391090
11
(retarded AND autismo)

You're helping the other customers, you sperg. If that minimum wagie gave a shit about the quality of her store's shopping experience she wouldn't have done such a shitty job stocking.

>>20389803
>Ordering Pizza often enough for this to happen
>Not cooking family meals for your loved ones
>Not cooking the pizza outside in your pizza oven, in your nice and temperate garden

Imagine being so impotent and petty and weak and disappointing and pussyfied that you direct all of your self hate at some half conscious wagie who probably doesn't even know your name

You're like the person who mistreats their dog because they get picked on at work. Even the pizza guy probably pities you

>>20390105
Wagies literally do everything. They raise fruit and veges and harvest them. They raise cattle and pick up the literal shit. They build roads. They purify your water. They run nuclear power plants.

ALL work is done by wagies, excluding the slave labor going on in American prisons, since not all of that is paid

I want you to really think about how retarded your statement is. In capitalism, everyone that isn't an owner is by definition either unemployed or a wagie

>>20391090
You sound absolutely minimally autistic. That was a very normal and nice encounter and I would've done nothing different. Based autist 8/10

>>20391621
Do you think "wage" means "all forms of income derived from effort"?

>>20389760

i occasionally like the idea of fucking with them and taking shit off their delivery carts as my personal item, just to make them feel uncomfortable.

>>20391631
No you imbecile

Everyone who works for a wage for an employer is by definition a wagie

People who own their business, or people who make money via investing, or via owning, are NOT wagies

It's not very hard. More than 80% of all people in any given nation are wagies.

>>20391090
Did you at least get her number?

>>20391043
kek

>>20391090
>5'8"
just tall enough to be able to help reach, not so tall that people seek you out to help reach
t. 6'1

>>20391473
THAT is what's going on when i see shit deliberately mixed up or hidden? Oh, I am on a MISSION now.

>>20391599
anon, it's usually the customers putting things back wrong, stop sperging out and think for a second

>>20391621
>>20391631
>>20391688
wagie =/= salaryman

>>20389760
Yeah. I also organized stuff in bookstores back when I left the house for more than groceries, lol. Tidying up is a dopamine hit for me.

>>20391821
But they do. Thats what I said. A lot of 5 foot women ask me for help. Congrats on being a cool ass tall dood.

>>20391625
Phew. I often feel like a retard. Glad I'm only minimally so.

>>20391789
The daughter or the mom? Both were.. honey boo boo tier. Very kind, but short n round and not very cute. I did not.

>>20391594
<3

>>20391821
Same height and people all me for help all the time. Then they notice I'm disabled (amputee + nerve damage) and seem to immediately feel bad about having asked but I honestly like being helpful.
Weirdest thing, a store in my immediate area makes me feel short. Every dude working there is at least 6'3. It's like a family reunion (my brother is 6'8 and I've got a hundred year old great uncle who was 6'7 when he was younger but still fucking enormous despite shrinking with age).

im the guy who likes to fuck up all the displays as he walks past them. i also like to grab bags of chips and break the chips inside and i grab candy/chocolate and squeeze and press them all out like a stress ball. also i had long nails and would run them over stuff that was in thin plastic like toilet paper which just sliced them all open

i dont know why im like this. it probably sounds like a troll. i dont even do it with actual malice

>>20390068
>>20391084
>>20391617
Hehe gottem!!!
Mabey next time kids :)

OP is a liar. everyone knows they keep pretty girls up front because if you take your eye off them for a second theyll be blowing guys in the bathroom and your shelves will look like shit

>>20389760
>Facing
We call this "zoning" at Target, I'm the presentation Team lead so I'd hope my zoning game is unmatched
I get unnecessarily angry when I go somewhere else and the team hasn't zoned

>>20392510
I always pull the next product forward when i'm shopping
I also push the carts into nice tidy lines

>>20389760
As someone who works in retail, people who help pull items forward are a myth. You're more likely to see something stolen right behind items than anything.

>>20389860
jokes on you now your hands look like they melted in an industrial accident

>>20392583
>people who help pull items forward are a myth
are you saying i am not real? that'd be awesome because being real is nowhere NEAR as cool

>>20391142
Ask for number anyway. It's not so autistic and overpoweringly boomercore that she'll be put off just by that.
>ask for number
>she likes you but doesn't want to give up her number or doesn't Text
>offers insta or snap instead
That shrimple. Same as if you ask a girl on a date and for some reason she can't do that specific thing, if she wants to go out with you in general she will propose an alternative.

>>20392510
How do you feel about numerology? Is there any significance to the relationship between events taking place and the exact time shown on the clock (like a 12:34, 1:11, etc notable number) or anything to do with item numbers or prices?

I’m fucking retarded as shit and I always rearrange items in the grocery store if they’re out of alignment. I literally can’t help it. Yes, I have been diagnosed with OCD but I don’t the medication I was prescribed because it made act like manic maniac. Sometimes other customers see me fixing product displays and think I work in the store and ask me for help finding something. I always help them because it’s weirder for me to say “no I don’t work here I just have crippling OCD that compels me to properly order and align things”.

>>20389803
Anon is a sociopath.

>>20393048
>>>/x/

>>20389860
Why is he wearing red Hulk Hands?

>>20393263
so he can be strong enough to steal peoples lawns duh

>>20393038
Well, ty, but they both resembled this guy, with a shaven face. Nty. Stout. Huge milkers. Hips. Built to repopulate the world. Plus.. they thought to exchange basic, cleaning supply, gallon jug vinegar for mirin. I'm not a weeb, but even I know, that would not be a good sub for mirin in their delicious dungeon weeb menu.

I'm not even good looking and ¾ of the women I've been with approached me. Idk what to even try at 32. Nor am I interested.

>>20392075
>I also organized stuff in bookstores
Isn't it library etiquette not to re-shelve the books? I used to be a busboy and hated when people would stack their own plates/glasses.

>>20393573
It was stuff like those stacks of games/journals/notebooks/pens on tables/bins. I like cleaning but I aint reading shit and putting it back where it supposedly goes, that sounds like work.

>>20389760
never, I prefer not to touch anything I'm not going to buy.

One thing that I do because my first job was as a bag boy is if I see a cart in the middle of the parking lot I'll use that and maybe bring a couple more back if they're on the way into the store in with me to return. Just helping the boys out a little

>>20389760
Fuck no
I'm not sick

>>20391621
>They purify your water.
That's a fucking lie lmao. They've added more shit to the water since covid and they were already adding non-natural "fluoride" (industrial waste) to the water to "help fight cavities" (ruin people's health and brain).

>>20389760
Yeah I usually do because I don't grab the item facing the aisle, I grab the one behind it and check to make sure the chips aren't broken, it hasn't been fucked with, etc.
I don't want to grab something that someone already had their hands on. Especially shit like deodorant.

>>20393413
>¾
Sick, didn't even know you could do this. In the meantime, you've been doing the right thing. Women who are interested will approach you, approaching women is a crypt keeper meme that hasn't been the right move for at least 15 years.

>>20389760
Actually that's called Zoning. Dumbass. The facing is how many times in a row the product is arranged.

>>20393607
>I like cleaning but I aint reading shit and putting it back where it supposedly goes, that sounds like work
Heh.

>>20393111
I see you and I feel yah. Can you disclose your meds?If they are helpful. I'm also ocd, and weed n booze is wearing thin as a proxy.

>>20393856
Thanks big boss.

>>20392337
How did you lose your stuff? Are you a sweet ass vet? Just a sad case of diabetes? Accident?,

>>20392337
You're a king for effort. Tiny man, speaking/helping.

>>20394350
I don’t want to derail the thread to get into every psychiatric drug I’ve been on in the past thirty years of continuous treatment but it was Clomipramine that was specifically prescribed to treat my OCD.

>>20394398
It's a fucking shit ass 4chan thead, you're not derailing anything, champ.

30 years?! Thats wild. Have you been medicated the whole time? How extreme was your OCD? Did it ever keep you awake as a child? Did you have to get up and down or make movements over and over until your muscles ached and you cried? Did you do a lot of odd shit. Asking for a friend.

>>20394398
Did you scald your hands washing in water as a toddler? Were you obsessed with dying? Where did it start?

>>20392510
Kroger calls it conditioning. Some divisions allocate hours just for this, many do not and expect night crew to do it. But kroger is cheap and no one has time to finish anything.

>>20394406
Medicated for 25 years. OCD was not a primary diagnosis even though I’ve been doing weird compulsive shit my whole life that my family called “fiddling”. Yes, I did a lot of odd antisocial shit when I was a kid. Nothing evil, just being a little piece of shit kid and fucking with people, breaking stuff, vandalism, petty crime, playing with fire, etc. Bart Simpson behavior. I’m not going to get much more specific about my mental illness or treatment but I’ll retell a funny story of my childhood delinquency I’ve told on /ck/ before if you want.

>>20389760
A thread died for this

>>20391837
What? so what's the difference? I'm on a salary but I always just assumed that makes me a wagie

>>20393118
Sociopath to greater good I say.

>>20394513
A wage is paid by the hour, a commission is paid by the sale, a salary is a set income for filling your role regardless of hours worked that sometimes has bonuses for meeting KPI targets.

>>20394506
too bad you didn't

>>20393742
>non-natural "fluoride" (industrial waste)
retard go away!

>>20392510
Walmart also calls it zoning. Closing associates zone in an area according to thier job code with a one to two hour zone in grocery at the start of their shift. The grocery zone is typically led by one of the salesfloor team leads. If I lead the zone, I try to collect go backs and cardboard to give the assocaites to give the associates more time to zone and declutter their carts. When I zone, I try to be as detailed as I can to make sure a section is faced according to modular, but I am still attemping to balance that with not spending too much time in one aisle\section.
How is zoning as a team? A coach in my store have tried bringing all the 2nd shift salesfloor associates together to try and "swarm zone" the store but it has has mixed, but mostly negitive, results for the zone.

>>20393413
Senshi is based.

>>20394483
Interesting. I was a mild bart as well. Idk how that correlates with OCD, but, yeah. I wanna hear your fun story.

>>20397038
Based Senshi baser.

>>20389760
I pour my used engine oil all over the floor of the cinema when I leave half way through for popcorn

>>20389760
saddest post I have ever seen in my 20 years of browsing 4chan

>>20397096
Thats some sweet vanitas art. Is AI?

>>20389764
we don't use that n-word here, chud

>>20397103
I don't want to hijack the thread but it's just an average catholic church in Germany

>>20397105
I'm sorry, dawg. what I meant was
>dis nigga might aught ta get a boat to go shopping lmao

>>20397105
Yes we do.

>>20397103
there was a trend at one time of taking ancient skeletal remains from roman and other catacombs, which were believed (without any real evidence) to have been christians put to death, and thus martyrs, and dressing them up in excessive riches the way is often done with saints and emperors, and displaying them as revered religious relics and heros of christianity.

the crazy thing is any of these skellingtons could be just random dead people from the past; a soldier, a bootsmith, a roman politician; literally anybody

>>20397126
You're the second and likely Same person who was concerned about derailing a thread in the last two days. Its a shithole Vietnamese dragon dildo forum, you're fine.

This is super cool. Who are the couple? Why does it look Greek on the ends? What denom is the church? How did it fair during and after WWII? Really amazing and beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

>>20397173
That is super duper cool as shit. I just asked a question you answered more or less and incredibly well. Thank you.

>>20397078
>be me
>7 or 8
>have to take a taxi somewhere with my mom
>waiting for taxi
>hmmmm
>open freezer and pull out a steak from the back
>pocket the steak
>cab arrives
>sit behind driver
>slyly remove steak from pocket
>drop it and nudge it under the drivers seat
No idea what possessed me to do that.

>>20397216
https://youtu.be/RQItlVmC8Mw?si=hltL36mP75zK0WNH

>>20397105
Back to the cotton fields you go, nincompoop.

>>20391621
Shut the absolute fuck up you stupid shit eating fuckfag. You're fucking stupid and your ideas are fucking dumb.

>>20392510
What's the ideal time for milfs or other attractive women to shop at your store? Target always has a higher percentage of hot women and I like to ogle them as they browse the lingerie section.

>>20397408
There really isn’t any one specific time that attractive milfs frequent the store but I will say this;
Classier ones tend to show up earlier in the day and trashier ones with looser morals show up later in the evening

>>20397105
>T.

>>20397105
true we use the hard r

>>20397186
You seem like a weird fag and also like a retard for not knowing about catacomb saints so tentatively I'm going to say that despite your positive attitude, you need to go back.

>>20397492
the hahd ahh

>>20389764
How else my man supposed to navigate the isles

>>20389760
groceries?
>get a few items at the store
>approach the 10 items or less lane
>cute mid 20s girl
>her face lights up
>very flirtatious
This has been happening to me a lot lately ever since I started walking daily and cleaned up my appearance. I'm getting head turns in my direction like when I was ten years younger. Feels good man.

>>20393263
Because this THIEF was caught red-handed

>>20397517
Are catacombs saints standard knowledge for normal people? I probably am a weird fag. Oh well. Where do I go back to..?

>>20397216
Kek. Sounds super weird, but thanks for sharing. I imagine those guys check under their seats fairly often, so I don't think you hurt anything.

>>20398917
>normal people
probably not but normal people don't belong here, this website is for erudite gentlemen only. as for where to go back to, i'm not sure, but probably tiktok or reddit

>>20398920
I made sure to use my little child foot to push the steak way under the driver's seat where it was well hidden. And this was a dirty yellow cab with the pleather seats and the dashboard crown air freshener way back in the 90s.