/ck/ - Food & Cooking

69 newton-meters

>>19488585
Hit it with a framing hammer as if you were driving in a three inch nail

put the egg under your palm on a flat surface. a nice slow push push should gently crack the egg around it's widest point so you can just pick it up and pull the two halves apart. super simple and fool proof. hope this helps.

>>19488585
This is something you learn by doing. You're hopeless and you won't impress the girl.

>>19488591
That's too much, may I suggest 4.20 foot-pounds?

>>19488585
a golf clap

>>19488585
As much force as it takes to make a clap sound when you clap your hands. Works every time.

>>19488585
I know you're a language model but just drop the egg sideways onto the table from about a foot or so. It will crack the egg but spread the force out so the membrane stays intact, and then you can easily pull it open over the bowl. If she asks why you do this, it's because this way almost entirely prevents any shell from getting into the egg because all the shards stay attached to the membrane.

>>19488585
Just eyeball it. Good luck with the virginity.

>>19488585
> get dish
> drop egg into dish from 6"
> drop egg from 12"
> drop egg from 18"
> drop egg from 72"
Perfect crack every time, unironically. No shell. Eggs reach terminal velocity quick. There's youtube videos about it.

>>19488585
like politely knocking on a door.

is there actually a good method for cracking an egg, eggs crack differently depending on what you're cracking it on, and each egg is just different, seems inevitable that you'll get egg on your fingers, but is there a way to minimise it?

>>19489106
fuck gordo says to do it on a flat surface shit fuck wait but then he does it on a bowl what a lying cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNpF9ovJkbo

>>19489106
You just have to crack a bunch of eggs then you just know. Most off us have this down by age 14. You retarded?

>>19488585
like the amount of force you'd use to tap a nail down with a hammer about 3/4 of a centimeter
the force you'd use to give your uncle a reassuring slap on the back after something bad happens but you've had a beer about it
the amount of force you'd use to bat away pesky degenerates trying to paw at you on the subway

>>19489124
I've cracked a million eggs, I can crack them fine, I've just never looked it up or asked anybody if there's any particular way which is most efficient, why are you such a hostile cunt?

>>19488585
if you want to be REALLY cool then hit it on the top or bottom point as hard as you can, its gonna take a lot of force but if you hit it hard enough she'll be really impressed

>>19488585
You will have to make sure she eats all the eggs. Girls love when men provide for and take care of them,and making sure she meets her nutritional needs will really impress her :-)

>>19488585
>5 hours later
Well OP, are you still a virgin? How was the omelette?

>>19489134
I would read an entire cookbook written like this
>Whisk the eggs with wrist-vigor like you've just seen a very obvious undercover cop walk into the bar and you've been railing fat lines of coke off the bar top