/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it's almost 11pm retard

Voila

bro I don’t have that kind of money

>>18986347
Why is the yolk pink?

>>18986347
>he doesn't split his yolks
go fuck yourself pal

>>18986386
Its how they go when the thin layer of yolk cooks when you got a golden yolk

>>18986390
When eating an egg on its own, I eat the white then eat the yolk whole to pop in the mouth

It's a good day. My quail started laying again!

>>18986450
Post quail

>>18986450
why are your hands so soft faggot?

>>18987278
None of your business.

>>18986315
riceu will coocku eggu

>>18986345
>He doesn't eat an egg as pre-sleep night snack
Absolutely ngmi

>>18987278
OH NO NO NO
>>18986537
This.

>>18986417
based

>>18986315
heres my breakfast..

>>18988513
would devour

I'll try to remember to do it in the morning. I've got some leftover bacon from this morning.

>>18988513
Those whites aren't set.

Did another!

i prefer my yolks just starting to pinken up on the edges, with whites fully set

>>18986315
Pans dirty
I made carbonara

>>18989223
Edges brown. Heat to high. You got the bubbles.

>>18989826
You can fuck my sister.

>>18989898

she hot? or like slightly thicc? or like slightly chubby like she likes food but hasnt fully let go of herself?

also dem digits

>>18989927
No. She looks like me with longer hair and she's chunky.

>>18989898
Post an egg you've done mr expert

>>18989826
Literally perfect

>>18989826
>when you want a poached egg but only have a frying pan

>>18986315
>cooking a new one to show off
Nah fuck that. I'd rather spend money on bullets or gold these days.

>>18990320
or just make one when you're hungry and post it instead of grandstanding and posting another man's egg

>>18990326
Or, you know, I could post here from time to time.

>>18990320
t. Can't fry an egg

>>18990374
Theyve been cremated

>>18989956
then il fk u too

>>18989191
OK, I'm back as promised. I shit the bed on the flip. Have a good day, anons. We're all gmi.

>>18991818
Bleh. Would send back

Welp, making some chicken tikka masala for breakfast with eggs on top just for this thread, give me several more minutes.

fuck I made an eggy earlier, should've got a pic

Curry sloppa for breakfast, box of beer by my side, it's vidya time. I like to shred my chicken when I make this.
Pardon low quality, my phone is ancient.

>>18986315
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg

>>18992355

>>18991818
why piece of bark on plate

>>18992346
Grim

>>18992431
Yeah, it's a grim, poverty sort of cozy. Tasted great though.

>>18992730
Looks pretty damn decent, Anon. I also like how you didn't overcook your bacon like so many people do.

>>18992730
Those eggs look very wrinkly and wavy to be fried. Are they poached?

>>18986315
[B]RUH

>>18986347
>>18988513
>>18989223
>>18989826
>>18990374
>>18991818
>>18992346
Is this a joke, or is nu /ck/ seriously incapable of frying an egg without burning it or turning it to rubber?

>>18992779
no its grease

>>18993360
pyw

>>18993360
Post an egg mr expert. Majority of the eggs posted are perfectly fine

>>18986315

>>18993472
eggspert

>>18993512
dilbert

>>18993512
How do you fuck that up?

>>18993360
It seems like there was a glitch and your egg image didn't post. Try again.

>>18993892
Nice

>>18993360
i like crunchy eggs sometimes

>>18986450
Based quail enjoyer; may your eggs be many and your birds healthy

>most people on /ck/ can't even fry an egg properly
checks out

>>18991818
New day. New attempt.

It came out, for me, perfectly over-easy. The whites were set on both sides and the yolk was runny.

>>18995535
That's not over easy, the whites are fully set

>>18995539
Since when do fried eggs have unset whites? Never seen it.

>>18995539
sunny-side up -- yolk is facing up and visible, runny, whites are set through steaming with lid
over-easy -- yolk is underneath and not visible, but still runny, whites are set on both sides through flipping
over-hard -- yolk is completely set, whites are set
all whites are set

>>18995535
Take your time to master the egg before it masters you anon.