/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fuck off. what a shit thread you little cocksucker.

carrots

Meat

Vegetables

pussy

>>18937065
Kill yourself

surströmming

>>18936704
wine, beer, whisky, and coffee.

>>18936704
literally having some sunny side up eggs with salt, pepper, and tabasco sauce for breakfast and they're fucking delicious faggot

>>18936704
Salad

Autism the thread

>>18936704
cauliflower.
nobody like the taste of dirt and farts.

>>18936704
Fuck off, eggs are great.

I like the taste of eggs, but I hate the idea of eggs. You smell me?

>>18937205
Most people like those because they're also drugs. Wouldn't really ever really drink wine if it was without alcohol

>>18936709
>literally always have a 5lb bag of carrots in my fridge
what don’t you like about them? They go well in so many dishes or as sides

>>18937378
Which end is the top, the big end or the smaller end?

>>18938277
Depends if still in the chicken or outside the chicken, really.

>>18938300
If I was holding it in my hand?

>>18938331
Still depends if it's still inside the chicken.

>>18936704
How can you not like eggs? Probably a vegan.

>>18938345
It's inside the chicken.

>>18938345
What if an egg is in one hand and a chicken is in the other?

>>18936704
Threads only fucktards start.

>>18936704
pizza and burgers

>>18936704

>>18936704
And this is how we know you're gay

>>18936704
>went on a chartered fishing trip with friends
>got up at 3AM and one of the boys made hard boiled eggs for breakfast
>we choke them down with too much salt and head to the dock
>8 ft swells, rain and wind the whole time
>people started getting sick almost immediately, barf flying everywhere
>I was holding it together but just barely
>buddy elbows me about halfway in and pulls a hard boiled egg out of the pocket of his coat
>"looks like you could use a pocket egg"
>immediately vomit and spend the rest of the trip doing the same
I can no longer eat hard boiled eggs

Childhood is thinking that everyone else is just pretending to like a thing.
Adulthood is realizing that most people are just pretending when they say they hate a thing.

>>18938518

Heard from somewhere recently that this dude evidently went apeshit at one of their board meetings and punched the head off of one his cardboard cutouts. Even if untrue, that still makes me kek.

>>18938300
>>18938345
kek

>>18938823
I'd massage her tummy and call her chubby, if you know what I mean.

>>18936704
Ketchup, tuna and peanut butter

>>18936704
Ketchup, tuna, peanut butter and chicken breast

>>18936704
For food: Ketchup, tuna and chicken breast. For drinks: Like anon said, most alcohol and coffee, also almond milk.

>>18936704
Chicken soup, peanut butter.

>>18936704
you clearly don't know how to cook but eating eggs feels good and most ppl like the energy they get

>>18937205
I get all of those except whiskey. I just don't understand why anyone would like it, and no matter how expensive the whiskey I've tasted, it literally tastes the same every time. I'm convinced whiskey is popular due to successful marketing, and only marketing.

Ortolans. How are you going to admit that you didn’t enjoy eating them knowing how they suffered. But, secretly, you thought they were disgusting.

>>18941192
I can conceive of an actual alcoholic learning to enjoy fine whiskey but that's it, even some nice scotch doesn't taste anywhere near "good" to me. In fact it doesn't even taste like a beverage, it's like some kind of industrial solvent

>>18936709
Raw carrots are an acquired taste

>>18936709
im literally munching on raw baby carrots rn

>>18942547
Fucking chad

egg

>>18938518
That is legit my favorite bread (other than sourdough), dick head.

what is with autistic 10 year olds coming on here to brag about their undeveloped palates
fucking embarrassing
have some self awareness

>>18940607
No, i don't

>>18937142
>>18937361
>>18938518
The only motherfuckers itt that make any sense.

>>18937226
neat! go-to has been srirach and white pepper last days.

>>18941423
I love bottom shelf whiskies, but switched to hard seltzer drinks, and those actually taste like carbonated industrial runoff.

>>18937063
>>18937230
You’re both fat. Unless this was a same post and then you are so fat you might as well be two people so you’re still both fat
>>18937205
You’re dumb but not as dumb as op

>>18936704

>>18950574
I don't know anyone who doesn't like salmon. I can see white fish and octopus, although I do like those as well.

>>18936704
what? eggs are delicious