/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17848080
Scrambled. All the other methods are either undercooked and bad for digestion or else overcooked and bland.

Virgin boy piss eggs
Hail Chairman Mao

>>17848080
Depends entirely on what you're pairing it with.
For just eggs on their own, however, I'd have to go with softboiled.

>>17848080
I liek sunyside :D

>>17848080
Hardboiled with green ring around the yolk.

>>17848080
fried over medium-hard with salt, msg and pepper
hard-boiled in pork bone broth
raw with worchestershire and whiskey and pepper

obligatory- the rice cooks the egg

I've never found the different methods to be distinct enough to really care, so it's whatever is easiest for your purpose. Just frying up an egg for yourself? Over easy. A whole batch at once for a group? Sunny side up. Prepped for later? Hardboiled.

>>17848080
Crepe

French omelette is the king for ease and consistency. Also over cooked eggs bother me because I'm weak so if it isn't runny it doesn't pass

Crack two eggs, separate one yolk, beat the remainders into an omelette, and then put the whole yolk in the middle.

>>17848080
I like hard-boiled because I can do 18 of them at a time and then eat them over the course of the week.

>>17848080
Cook on top of hot rice. Fast and easy.

Raw and crammed, for maximum pleasure.

>>17849084
>The cold from the egg cools the rice

>>17848080
Rice

>>17848080
I like to make sort of an omlette with mine. First I scramble it, then I add BBQ sauce, salt, pepper, ground mustard seed, half a diced onion, minced garlic, 1lb ground beef, and breadcrumbs. Then I put my omlette mixture in an oven preheated to 350 for about 45 minutes. It's unconventional but it's a nice way to start the morning.

>>17849682

> Cold

lol, Americans seriously put eggs in the fridge like it's normal.

>>17848080
Unless it's meant to be cooked a specific way for a dish, either a soft scramble or some way with a runny yolk.

Why hasn't anyone posted the video yet?

>>17849754
Given a choice between eggs that are washed and refrigerated vs. vaccinating every chicken for salmonella and making it illegal to wash eggs I'd prefer the former.

>>17850037
Don't pay any mind to that retarded click bait article. All eggs are getting the chicken shit washed off. If you don't want to refrigerate eggs you don't have to, they won't even start dropping letter grades for 2 weeks at room temp.

>>17848080
eggs are menstrual products

>>17850748
I had no idea about the existence of articles on European chicken shit eggs so now I'm even more convinced my original answer was correct.

>>17848080
I found great success with heat. But I'm open to suggestions.

>>17848110
Just like momma used to make.

>>17848080
Poached or over medium

>>17848080
Softboiled in the microwave. Quick, easy, clean, nutritious.

>>17848080
boiled for 4,5 minutes for half set yolk perfection

>>17850769
eggs dont come out covered in shit, a few feathers come stuck to them at most

>>17851249
>eggs dont come out covered in shit
Damn (I have a scat fetish)

>>17848080
Cram

>>17848080
1. poached for 3 minutes
2. scrambled but not overdone
3. cooked for 6 minutes with a lot of salt

>>17848080
define "best".

>>17851309
>What is the best way to cook an egg and why?
cooked for 6 minutes with a lot of salt
Are Americans really this badly educated? I've heard it a lot around here.

>>17852233
What problem do you have with salt? Yeah, Americans are badly educated, but not sure what that has to do with salt.

>>17851249
She doesn't know that grocery store eggs are washed. Bless.

>>17852243
You're focussing on the wrong thing. Perhaps your education needs questioning?

If you leave the shells in it gives a great crunch to your omelettes and a nice calcium boost to boot!

>>17852259
6 minutes isn't even enough time for hardboiling so I have no idea what you're on about. Maybe you're somehow less educated than Americans are.

>>17851249
you retard, the bird only has one hole. Of course theres some shit mixed in

>>17852348
>the bird only has one hole.
that doesn't sound right but I'm not a bird expert

>>17852332
She said "cooked for 6 minutes.
The question was HOW do you cook an egg and why.
The fact I'm having to point this out to you is perplexing.

>>17852353
Look up cloaca

>>17852363
no thanks

>>17852368
Spend your life uneducated.

>>17852372
tell me more bird facts, friend

>>17852377
They are closely related to reptiles. Hence the cloaca.

>>17852392
how about something not about bird buttholes

>>17852398
They have five toes, the same as mammals.

>>17848100
This.
Eggs are great pretty much any way you cook them though.

>>17852424
You've never been to China, have ya lad?

>>17852361
If someone says cook an egg for 6 minutes they mean they're softboiling. You gotta learn to infer things.

>>17852431
So if I ask you to cook a chicken do you soft boil it? See what I mean about education?

>>17852431
>infer
Are you really gonna try that shit? Read this.
>go to America
>order grilled fish
>have no idea how it is going to be cooked
>America. Flat top griddle is a grill
>America. Barbecue is a grill
>America. Grilled cheese sandwich cooked in a frying pan

>>17852445
You have autism, friend.
There are only so many commonly recognized ways to prepare eggs. If not otherwise specified and a duration is given like 6 minutes then they mean softboiled, and if they use a duration more like 10 minutes they mean hardboiled. Soft and hard boiling are the not otherwise specified cooking format for eggs where the only information given is the length of time. A length of time is a description for a way of cooking, just one that has fewer explicit details then you're able to cope with apparently.

>>17852429
Nope

>>17852457
Fish aren't the same as eggs, retard.
Eggs and the common ways to prepare them are a huge built in historical meme that most everyone in Western countries knows intuitively how to interpret with fewer details needing to be spelled out compared to other dishes.

>>17848080
The correct answer is over easy. Best name too

>>17852348
hot hot cloaca
cloaca so hot u fry an egg

>>17852463
>so many
Op asked how do you cook yours.
Twat reply was cook for 6 six minutes.
Fried, poached, scrambled, coddled
That's now 6 ways to cook eggs. But the Dumberican just says cook eggs for 6 minutes. If you don't understand, perhaps some more lessons in English would be appropriate.

>>17850988
Poached is objectively the best

>>17852475
go back

>>17852502
There is no answer other than softboiled that makes sense for someone saying they like eggs "cooked for 6 minutes."
If you mean scrambled you actually say scrambled because that involves extra details like you want it from a frying pan with the yolk broken and mashed in with the egg whites.
If you mean fried you say fried, not cooked.
And poached and coddled are two ways to prepare eggs that no one would ever assume from "cooked for 6 minutes."
The most nondescript match for "cooking eggs" is soft / hard boiling, especially when there's a length of time between 3 and 12 minutes given because soft / hard boiling eggs involves basically zero details aside from how long you leave them sitting there in hot water.
Sorry for your autism.

>>17848089
fpbp
>>17848080
scrambled.
easiest to cook/learn
can add stuff in like potato or other vegetables or meat

>>17852534
You're just spouting bullshit to cover up bad education.
You actually says to a cook/chef I would like cooked eggs?
Stop trying to emphasize how retarded you are when it comes to cooking. No cook/chef can read your mind.
Autism is being unable to say soft boiled or hardboiled, just saying cooked means apply heat.

>>17848080
swallowing it raw

>>17852606
Ma'am, you're not a cook and this is an anime website. The anon's post meant softboiled. It was so obvious I didn't even realize you had trouble with parsing it until going through the more likely points of contention you might have with salt or cooking times being too long.

>>17852635
Sad, so sad.

>>17852645
Name five methods of cooking an egg that involve fewer steps than softboiling and aren't completely retarded to do for 6 minutes. Maybe going through this exercise of trying and failing to think of alternatives to the right answer will teach you how to better intuit what people mean in the future without them needing to spell it out for you.

>>17848080
Anything that's not hardboiled is great. If you hardboil an egg you should be forced to go up to the chicken who laid that egg and apologize to it. And yes, raw egg is good too.

>>17852606
https://www.google.com/search?q=cook+egg+for+6+minutes
^Plug that into a browser and describe the results.

>>17852692
Have you ever been to a decent restaurant and shouted at the chef/bellowed at the waiter to cook you an egg?

>>17848080
Boiling your mother's egg with my hot nut.

>>17852751
Sew:
>>17852740
Literally every result is about soft / hard boiled eggs you mental midget.

>>17852751
See:
>>17852740
Literally every result is about soft / hard boiled eggs you mental midget.

>>17852692
Who mentioned fewer steps?
You're now adding crap to try to prove you're' not dumb. It's too late my friend. We all know now.

>>17852740
Now fry eggs for 6 minutes, poached, scrambled, coddled and show the results. You're a pleb.

>>17852773
If someone doesn't mention details they didn't mention steps.
Why do you think google knows the answer consistently just from this search of cook egg for 6 minutes?:
>>17852740
It's not a coincidence. You could infer these things.

>>17852781
Yet when you put:
cook egg for 6 minutes
In a search engine the results are all about plain softboiled eggs like any non-retard would have worked out an hour ago.

>>17852772
>>17852740
Oooh. Leftist Google. Got any results from BBC and Jamie Oliver?
You live the life of a twat.

>>17852799
>Leftist Google
lol

>>17852740
>>17852772
>>17852786
>>17852798
education by leftist union members, relies on leftist search engines. It's like desperation to cover up that leftists aren't too bright.

>>17852811
How come all the top results are from left wing media?

>>17852839
>>17852850
I'm starting to get hopeful this isn't merely bait and that you're about to elaborate on a leftist agenda to trick us into believing six minutes cooking an egg without other details specified likely refers to softboiling.

Crack it open into a glass of beer and drink it

>>17852879
You mentioned just cooking an egg with no description.
You brought up google (know for the left wing results).
What is your point?

Over easy is the best but I just do sunny side up with the cover on the pan to steam the tops because it's impossible to screw up the yolk

>>17848080
Fried in bacon grease.

>>17850777
trips of truth

I knew other people who thought hard boiled eggs are done when the shell cracks

>>17852398
you're no fun

>>17853197
Those eggs were fried in a separate pan

>>17848080
shove it up your butt for a day.

>>17848080
French toast, it's just scrambled on toast but the toast doesn't get gross if it gets cold

>>17853197
>burned bacon
why

>>17848080
Scrambled eggs, if done properly, are the best.

>>17852486
this is actually the worst way to cook an egg

>>17854091
>burned

>>17854111
it's black on the edges, yes it's fucking burned
it'd have a texture like jerky