/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>the briddish.. Do the briddish really? OMG those briddish. Are the briddish aware? The briddish eat nothing but sloppa sloppy briddish slop

Hardly anyone in the UK has been to Japan
I didn't try the food in Hub but it doesn't look particularly good, and the "British Pub" atmosphere isn't there. They show baseball and the street sign is in Irish.
Hub is funny and I appreciate the effort but it's not much like a real pub.
Your problem (if you're actually serious) is you've never been to a real pub and had real pub grub. If you found a good pub that isn't part of a shitty chain you would see how good UK food can be. The stuff you see posted online is usually someone's shitty home cooking or what they ordered at a cheap caf (café, but really means a greasy spoon) or shitty chain pub like Wetherspoons or a brewery-owned box.
Hub is more like that crossed with an American diner.

>>20375709
It's not healthy to be this obsessed

>>20375775
>The briddish eat nothing but sloppa sloppy briddish slop
Correct.
>>20375792
>it doesn't look particularly good
It's great, actually.
>the "British Pub" atmosphere isn't there
So no fights? No waves of roaring laughter every retarded boomer "joke"? No water damage under the bar? Or am I missing something important about British culture and the sacred "pub"?
>They show baseball
And soccer, and rugby.
>the street sign is in Irish.
The street signs vary by location.
>you've never been to a real pub and had real pub grub
I have, plenty of times. Quite ironic that the UK voted to leave EU just to avoid having to accept more immigrants, yet the only remotely good and reliable food there is made by Pakistani, Indians, and Arabs.
>The stuff you see posted online is usually someone's shitty home cooking or what they ordered at a cheap caf (café, but really means a greasy spoon) or shitty chain pub like Wetherspoons or a brewery-owned box.
No true Scotsman.
>>20375801
What makes you think I'm obsessed? Just making an observation. Are you feeling attacked?

>>20375831
>I have, plenty of times
Why didnt you post the thread when you were in one then?

>>20375831
>So no fights? No waves of roaring laughter every retarded boomer "joke"? No water damage under the bar? Or am I missing something important about British culture and the sacred "pub"?
There it is. Proof you've never actually left your house never mind set food in a pub. Saged and hidden.

>>20375835
Why would that matter? I'm not in the UK at all at the moment. Besides I'm not gonna go out to a bar or pub just to sit in a corner with my phone, like sure I'm on 4chan but I'm not a complete virgin. Have some standards.
>>20375841
Let me guess, I have to be at least 6 pints in to really "get" British hospitality?

>>20375831
>my gwad I'm nod obsessed. It toadally mogs briddish food made by the Brits. I'm toadallyy like making a toadal observation

>wake up
>seethe about a small island in the north sea
good morning to you too sir

>>20375709
Are the British in the room with you now? Do they talk to you? Do they touch you?

>British food
:|
>British food (Japanese)
:O

brits i've found all have a deep seated imposter complex. they are all afraid of being found out for it as well. something to do with a sense of superiority that really isn't based on anything at all. they have the only accent in the anglo sphere that goes out of its way to sound "posh" when in truth they are mostly a bunch of inbred peasants shuffling those same genes around with their close relatives for the last thousand years on a cold ugly rock in the middle of nowhere. do they even have a space program? can you imagine england sending a man into outer space? no, i don't want to imagine them spreading throughout the universe.

>>20375729
grotesque image

>>20375902
>brits only have one accent
go outside you stinky retard

>>20375909
yet you could never accuse anyone else of going out of their way trying to sound posh, because thats a purely english trait isn't it

>>20375919
Probably better than going out of your way to sound black. Probably to do with America's great insatiable lust for big black cocks. They cannot get enough of them

>>20375709
>Ignorant colonials: the thread
Without the British you would be either a feudal peasant in Germany or some bog trotting mud hut savage in Ireland or Africa. Some low tier Jap imitation of an American's impression of our food will never change that, so seethe cope and dilate you worthless peasant.

>>20375937
>someone makes a good point
>immediately deteriorates into incoherent nonsense about black people
Yep, that's a brit all right.
>>20375908
Why? The founder is a Liverpool supporter.
>>20375902
Very true. You give clear examples and everything and the other guy replying to you points out one minor thing that *could* be considered a discrepancy, as if he wants to bring attention away from all the thibgs you're right about. Really does make it seem like they are hiding something.

>>20375709
>but rather that there is something else going into British cooking that makes it completely disgusting.
British air.

>>20375937
>projecting
something you want to tell us?

>>20375955
Ah yes, lots of you don't speak ebonics and watch BBC porn. Let's pretend. Sorry I got you so angry, why don't you drive your mobility scooter over to your sister's and hate fuck her to get the anger out

>>20375902
Literally everything about this post is wrong
>Britain (hell, even just England) has multiple accents
>LMAO at continental or fenian descended colonials calling anyone inbred or a peasant, your continents are legit the reject bin of Europe
>Without British tech NO ONE would have a space program, or even consider the possibility of it.

>>20375967
Whoopsie, I seemed to have angered the nation of trannies. I shouldn't be surprised, not that they'd do much about. They're renowned cowards

>>20375954
>invest way too much time and money on building big boats
>travel around the world and take massive steaming dumps everywhere
>locals ask you to clean it up
>no
>we GAVE you that, least you could do is a thank you >:(
>go back home
>boy oh boy where would the world be without our contributions
>>20375959
Does British air have a different molecular composition? I honestly wouldn't even be surprised.
>>20375973
Look you can't accuse Americans of being obsessed with BBC when you're the one who randomly started talking about it in a thread about food.

>>20375975
>Without British tech NO ONE would have a space program, or even consider the possibility of it.
And without the Romans you would still be trying to figure out the optimal shape for a wheel.

>>20375955
they are what they have always been for the last thousand years: indolent serfs aspiring to royalty. this is where they get their delusions of grandeur and their imposter complex. scratch a brit a little bit and underneath all the pomp and illusion you will see the sad little inbred shiftless serf aspiring to royalty come out again

>>20375987
Like most colonial indentured servant scum, you are not just ignorant of history but proud of your ignorance. If the Founders could come forward in time and see your posts, they would turn themselves in to the authorities and give up their folly, but not before burning down the servants' quarters to remove your nameless, worthless ancestors.

>>20375987
>Look you can't accuse Americans of being obsessed with BBC when you're the one who randomly started talking about it in a thread about food.

Sorry I got your cock cage itchy, go and seethe about it with your wife's boyfriend, cuck.

>>20375709
Rent free innit?

>>20375993
Even the dumbest Chav on a Northern council estate is orders of magnitude more noble, intelligent and worthy than colonial trailer trash ex convict scum. Stop defiling our beautiful language with your ugly drawl, preferably by putting a bullet in your mouth because you're nowhere near intelligent enough to become fluent in another language. Can't wait for the Mestizos to replace you, even those peasant mongrels are higher than colonials.

>>20376008

>>20375997
Only the other day I saw one of them start a thread on /ck with a BBC site.

>>20375792
Holy cope lmao where can I read the rest of the article?

>>20376020
>O' Britannia!

>>20375709
bump for truly great moments in british culinary prowess
how do they do it? meat in a pastry? fried potatoes as a sandwich? what will they come up with next!!?

my local gas station has better fish and chips than all of britain

>>20377050
Believe whatever the fuck you want, loser.

>>20375709
steak pie is absolutely delicious and demolishes most other pub food

>>20377494
oi wheres your buttmad loicense?

>>20377501
Pork pie is superior though

>>20377502
I got it roight 'ere sir. All I had to do was let His Majesty shag me for about two hours, then His Majesty processed it for me.

>>20377502
hahaha, so I hit a nerve

>>20377554
lel