/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You should eat insects btw.

>>20375947
land bugs
>:/
sea bugs
>:O

>>20375950
100% agree

>>20375950
>conflating vermin with naturally edible animals
:/

>>20375944
for me its the cockroach, crunchy on the outside, gooey in the inside.

>>20375961

>>20375944
This lil nigga right here.

>>20375944
Do they even taste good?

how do we viably harness plankton like baleen whales do?

>>20375971

>>20376064
look up what countries like japan and china do

I heckin luv bugz.

>>20376149
this is a turk hunter

>>20376149
>>20376163
scutigera coleoptrata

>>20376165
these lil scurrying fucks never fail to make me shit meself, they're pretty cool tho :)

>>20375944
>What's your favorite bug?
cho miyeon

>>20376170
Yeah I had them squiggling all around my Boston apartment back in the day. I remember the day I got the keys to the place, there was snow everywhere and it was cold as fuck, and although I hadn't even started moving out of my shitty sharehouse, I went straight to my new apartment and turned the heat on and just laid down on the floor and napped in such happiness that I would now be moving into a new place.

That's when I saw my fist scoot, and I was puzzled as I had never seen such a thing. Anyway, I lived there for like 2 years and totally coexisted with the scoots. I saw some HUGE ones in that time, like 4-5" long, crazy shit.

Now I live in Australia though and I think learning to tolerate scoots prepared me for this bullshit.

>>20376149
I stepped on this going to the bathroom in the dark, and its bite feels like a wasp sting

>>20376213
>Now I live in Australia
Have you ever found a spider in the toilet? Did you even consider the possibility before? And now that I have incepted this idea, are you going to keep a flashlight in the loo to obsessively search for toilet spiders before sitting down? Do you think a spider might enjoy laying eggs in your bum, so warm and moist?

>>20376213
Wtf, thats disgusting

>>20375946
Will I look like him if I eat insects? :(?

>>20376213
Lets be real - nothing can prepare you for this bullshit

>>20376264
Anon pls. I have heard all about the toilet spiders, only from Americans, and I assure you I am not the least bit concerned about toilet spiders.

I have fucking spiders everywhere, outside my grill is covered in redbacks and occasionally I get white tails in the house, but otherwise everything is harmless.

Huntsman spiders are fucking bros and whenever I see them I let them be. They are MUCH nicer to have in the house than the things they eat; centipedes, flies, cockroaches, mealworms. Huntsmen are 100% allowed to live with me.

Same with scoots btw, way better to have them than the alternative.

>>20375944
The one that made Ghandi go apeshit once he got nukes.

>>20375950
sea bugs have actual meat in them and not just goop. You also don't eat their digestive tracts, shells or innards. Just the meat.

>>20375944
crickets but they are too expensive nowadays so I stick to shrimp

>>20375947
>>20375950
that's a crustacean

>>20376331
What are and what are not "bugs" then?

people here think that crickets are like shrimp. Crickets don't eat shit for starters

>>20376336

>>20375944
japanese I guess followed by chinese. after that I don’t give a shit

>>20376357

>>20376284
>I am not the least bit concerned about toilet spiders
Another Aussie here, can confirm. If the spider doesn't get you on the toilet, he'll just crawl up your bum while you're sleeping instead, and it's actually much easier if you're on the toilet with your cheeks spread, so just relax and let it happen. The average Australian has at least six huntsman spider nests up his kangaroo hole, it's just a part of life Down Under, we don't even think about it until the eggs hatch.

>>20375947
>>20375950
Crustaceans are not bugs. They are arthropods, which means that they're as much of an insect as bears are technically dogs.

>>20376573
so you're saying they're bugs?

>>20376594
No.

>>20376603
>this thing with an exoskeleton is more like a dog or bear than it is like this other thing with an exoskeleton
stop being a fag

>>20376624
>this thing with an exoskeleton is more like a dog or bear
Illiterate.

>>20376629
midwit

WEF astroturf thread

>>20375944
Fig newtons I guess. That's the only bugs I eat.

>>20375950
>land bugs
host numerous parasites that can transfer to humans and are too small easily seperate edible material from inedible chitin
>sea bugs
do not host parasites, chitin can be removed to eat only the edible meat.

>>20376735
Please at least try them

>>20376541
imagine sucking back that blood

>>20375944
>giant mammals domesticated for the purpose of producing delicious meat: :O
>small gross disease infested mammals roughly the size of a tennis ball: >:(

>>20377365
>mammals

>>20377824
yes, mammals
you like eating cows, don't you? now eat your ratburger

>>20375950
>WEF shill has to resort to whataboutism

eating bugs sucks
what if we got a bunch of animals that taste good to eat the bugs instead
and then we can just eat the animals

>>20375950
Big lobster sucks